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Colin McGowan

@csmcgowan.bsky.social
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Used to write for lots of places. Now mostly at Flaming Hydra, a co-op newsletter: flaminghydra.com/contributor/colin-… DMs are fine // colinsilasmcgowan at gmail

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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 3h
Daniel Jones vs. a Washington third-stringer is Proper English Football.
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 16h
I'm mildly repulsed by any product that drops vowels—feels limp-dicked, PE-coded—but I picked up a pack of HOP WTR anyway. Not nearly hoppy enough; they might as well sell this as fruity club soda.
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Whole week was bullshit so I burned one and made pizza. "Redemptive" is not really the word, but all you can do is try.
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I like that Hydra publishes a wide variety of stuff, including work from a few really talented cartoonists and illustrators. @mkupperman.bsky.social's latest is a good gag. flaminghydra.com/issue-661/#t...
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Exquisite corpse / Science friction
Little-known history revealed by Michael Kupperman; a Nobel-winning biologist had the answer in 1969, says Maria Bustillos
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every story about a mid NBA player making $40 million dollars per year should be a story about how we're drowning in advertising.
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's really depressing how terrible Deshaun Watson had to get for Browns fans to boo him and how not-particularly-good he has to be in order to elicit cheers.
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The feeling of getting soaked walking home in the rain, and then putting on new clothes.
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Phillies exist in a perpetual state of "good to drive."
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Hydra Review of Books rolls on.
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I stand on tradition. The Astros play at Enron Field. They deserve to wear that shame.
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel like I need to begin every comment on the Catholic Church by mentioning that it might be the worst institution in the history of civilization, but Pope Bob is committed to 1.) serving the poor and 2.) the largely moribund Chicago White Sox, and both of those things are cool.
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Keep getting my ass kicked in bars for insisting that "I'm pretty sure" Mitch Richmond is the NBA's all-time leader in made 3s.
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's like the 15th most insane thing they've got going, but it does occur to me that never in my life have I read so many headlines about the White House directly intervening in the marketplace.
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thinking this every time there is A List.
Rosenbaum's reaction to the AFI's top 100 list.
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There's not exactly a pasta offseason in this household, but also: it's pasta season, baby.
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Everyone with a white collar job interview in the next few weeks is going to be partially evaluated on their ability to fake-laugh at a prospective boss's iced coffee joke.
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I say the POW-MIA cranks have five more years to bring home all those 73-year-olds making wallets in Vietnam. After that, we take the flags down.
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That's kind of a gross way of putting it, but sure, I would agree that Jessica Chastain is "other mommy." A film, you say?
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Al Michaels these days is mostly doing dippy old guy stuff like calling the Falcons running back Dijon Robinson but every once in a while he'll say something wildly blunt like "after that drive, they may want to put their quarterback down like a lame horse" and I'm back in.
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
45-40 and best-in-the-league defense. I've never seen anything exactly like it. Not sure the sport has, really.
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A friend.
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A grace note after every Cubs loss: the fries from Wrigleyville Dogs are always crispy.
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Let's clinch.
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don't like when people dress their dogs up for Halloween, but a functional little raincoat on a Jack Russell Terrier? Look, I'm not made of stone.
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We should build some kind of monument that lists actors, pols, and other rich and famous people who aren't for sale. It wouldn't have to be large; it seems like there are only a couple dozen of them.
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jeff Garlin has made me laugh as a comedian, annoyed me as a personality, and now he's old and sputtering and mostly just bums me out. Life is a process of deterioration.
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We gotta find an aspirational register somewhere between LinkedIn Grindset Psychosis and Ack! Adulting Is So Hard!
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It really is incredible how the guy is Hitler without politics. Terrible taste, hates everybody, but if we threw him a big enough party, he'd enact full communism.
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
According to every hobby subreddit, you either need to spend $8,000 minimum on equipment or are an idiot for spending more than $35.
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There's nothing more King of New York than winning a title and sucking on SNL and Jalen Brunson is absolutely going to do that second thing.
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm the guy who books millionaire comedians to read promo copy that isn't funny or even really joke-shaped. I live in an abominably white mansion that used to be a middle school.
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Frankly if your lotion doesn't soothe *and* hydrate, you can go straight to hell.
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I love watching ten percent of a football game while cooking or reading and then mumbling authoritative stuff like "the Vikings gotta get their o-line sorted out."
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Kirk Herbstreit, you know, I don't know much about it. I've heard that he's a "football guy" but I don't really differentiate activities in my mind. Football, gardening, metallurgy, those are all basically the same thing to me. So if that was football he was talking about, well, I'm all for it.
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The strangest aspect of this story is that she's apologizing in a tone usually reserved for celebs who have just had a Mel Gibson-style meltdown. www.nbcnews.com/world/china/...
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Australian athlete apologizes after winning race despite involuntary bowel movement
“Looking back, I regret the decision to not have stepped off the track,” Hyrox competitor Joanna Wietrzyk said.
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Nope, no way, this is a trick the jocks are playing on you. This is somehow going to end with you naked in the middle of the hall just as the bell rings.
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hearing that the Fort Wayne Mad Ants have become the Noblesville Boom. Let's be honest, those words are nonsense to most people, but what I want you to know is that a good/insane mascot is dead.
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh, I thought you said Larval Cinematic Universe. Like they made 35 movies about different kinds of bugs. I'm way less interested, now that you've clarified things.
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We all knew that guy in college. Kinda sucked, charismatic, heart of gold. Macklemore is exactly that guy. Good for him.
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I live 2.2 miles north of Wrigley. When the sunset on the broadcast is pretty, I walk into the kitchen and gaze west.
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Kawhi has post-car crash Tiger Woods vibes. I wouldn't let him anywhere near my team.
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I know why firefighters and cops get lumped together, but there seems to be no attention paid to the fact that they are literally the best and worst versions of a particular kind of guy.
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I have been back on my bullshit (half-watching football, caramelizing onions).
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The awful rich people who live next door have an awful teenage son who is home alone. He is currently shirtless and pacing on top of our building's garage roof. No one has ever been more On A Drug.
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This really was—still is—about the size of it. www.espn.com/espn/page2/s...
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Thompson: Fear & Loathing in America
Hunter S. Thompson predicts a 'guerilla warfare on a global scale' between the United States and the merciless fanatics responsible for the four plane crashes Tuesday.
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is going to sound grandiose but Barry Melrose was an icon. As cool as anybody can be talking Flames-Canucks in minute 43 of an 11 p.m. Sportscenter broadcast, he was that cool.
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Under full communism we will have no jails except for people who conduct public calls on speakerphone.
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
An Oppenheimer-style biopic about the guy who invented the commercial jingle.
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I love Paul Schrader dearly. I named my cat after him. He is also an asshole who is out of his mind.
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