Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 08/04/2026cognitive reframing: I am putting ice cream in my coffee -> I am out of milk because I am disorganized -> negative affect I am putting ice cream in my coffee -> I am making affogato, a sophisticated italian dessert -> positive affect 522411286
♥️ RedBombaxCeiba 🖤 @bombaxceiba.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I'm cooking the dumplings in the high power microwave instead of boiling them, bcuz I'm hangry. I'm cooking the dumplings in the high power microwave instead of boiling them, bcuz uh... uhm the radiation alters the uh... gluten structures...? Yeah! That. 150
AJ Nyx (she/her) @ajnyx.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I have done this, and it was really delightful! I've also used whipped cream (actual cream, not cool whip) in a pinch. I didn't hate it! 010
Simon Christmas @simonxmas.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Second one could even be “I am putting coffee on my ice cream >”. Let’s get prepositions in on the act. 000
The Pub-Liking Universal Friend @johnb78.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I am putting vodka in my coffee > I am a hopeless alcoholic > negative effect I am putting vodka in my coffee > I am making an espresso martini > positive effect 140
Police Gazette @policegazette.bsky.social · 08/04/2026This is undoubtedly how 90% of all culinary advances throughout history occurred. So it's all positive. 000
Wallaby 🇦🇺🇺🇸 @wallabanjo.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Call it affogato, and suddenly you are a bougie Italian. 010
Phillip Rees @phillip-rees.bsky.social · 09/04/2026I am putting ice cream in my coffee -> it keeps the whisky cool -> Irish affect Sláinte 010
Ed Woychowsky @ewoychowsky.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Man is not a rational animal. Man is a rationalizing animal. 000
Plutonium Nyborg @johnunderwood.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I am putty whiskey in my coffee, because I'm out of Irish Cream. 040
FOBoardGame @foboardgame.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I did this for two weeks at work. It's genius! But not if one is watching their diet. 000
The Bearded Pug 🏕 🛶 🌌 ⛰️ 🥾 @thebeardedpug.bsky.social · 08/04/2026👍🤘media.tenor.coma man wearing sunglasses is sitting in a car and says `` always look on the bright side of your life '' .ALT: a man wearing sunglasses is sitting in a car and says `` always look on the bright side of your life '' . 000
Belle :’3 @meowbelle.bsky.social · 08/04/2026the real European iced coffee always had a scoop of icecream in it when did we settle for less 😭 030
Johnny @johnnyzcz.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Helpful tip: it's easier to pour the coffee over the ice cream than to plunk the ice cream into the coffee and splash all over yourself, the counter, and your glasses if you're able to catch the fact you're outta milk before you pour the coffee 170
Deva Woodly @devawo.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Putting ice cream in coffee seems like a stellar idea with no need for reason-giving, tbh. 000
Straight Outta Yankton @somehooplehead.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Whatever you wanna call it, that is problem solving. Next, do butter! It's just churned cream! (I am kidding, don't. It is...but it's not, if ya feel me. Or do, don't let me inhibit your coffee creaming efforts) 110
Pseudo-Chaotic @pseudochaos.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Remember, "affect" is a verb, and "effect" is a noun. Unless you plan to effect an emotion that causes a negative affect. 120
SayItToMyFace💙🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 @sayittomyface.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I love the reframing!media.tenor.coma couple of women are standing next to each other in a hallway .Alt: a couple of women are standing next to each other in a hallway . 010
Christopher Owens @scavamungus.bsky.social · 08/04/2026When you do this with the soft serve machine at a convenience store or fast foot restaurant my youthful friends inform me that's an 'affo-ghetto' 000
Jason Lewis @jasonnlewis.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Caffeine needs milk sugarmedia.tenor.coma man with a mustache wearing a blue suit and tie is making a funny face .Alt: Will Farrell as Ron Burgundy with a mustache wearing a blue suit and tie is making a funny face saying “it’s science” 010
Covid worrier @covid-worrier.bsky.social · 08/04/2026*pours milk down drain to participate * …. Who ate all the ice cream? 000
Knox Onwood, Drag King @knoxonwooddragking.bsky.social · 08/04/2026media.tenor.coma man in a helmet with the words this is the way behind himAlt: The Mandalorian with the words this is the way 000
ArthriticHipster (Lesbian Auntie Army) @knowvak.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I find it just doesn't stir in well. 000
Jonathan Bliss @drsunshinewa.bsky.social · 08/04/2026You reminded me to have ice cream before bedtime, tyvm 030
Ed Giles @edgiles4.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I thoroughly enjoyed an affogato at this buffalo mozzarella farm back in September. Tremendous decision. www.tenutavannulo.com/en/territorio/tenutavannulo.comTenuta Vannulo — The farm 110
Kathryn K. @bicoastalkate.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I'm eating Haagen Dazs from the carton because I like it. 020
Dr Space Junk (Alice Gorman) @drspacejunk.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I ran out of milk once and could only get coffee flavored milk. I put the coffee flavored milk in my coffee and it was awesomely delicious 3220
Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 08/04/2026So did the ice cream open the strait of Hormuz? 000
diggersurvives.bsky.social @diggersurvives.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Love, love, love affogato. You are literally “drowning” the ice cream or in 🇮🇹 gelato with espresso. Yum 000
CupcakeYOW @cupcakeyow.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I rarely have ice cream in the house (too tempting) but I always have powdered milk for my disorganized mornings! 000
Rampant Collide | Beige Nèige 米色•那个 @rampantcollide.bsky.social · 09/04/2026There's some great dad joke/puns in there: "I'm putting ice cream in the coffee because I didn't pick up any milk." <<Slaps forehead. Chef's kiss fingers. And cheesy Italian accent >> "Affogato!" 010
Raedwald @raedwald.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Misreads cookery instructions. "I have invented a new desert. You're welcome." en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bakewel...en.wikipedia.orgBakewell pudding - Wikipedia 000
MmeMuchMuchier❤️🇺🇲🇨🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @dsfredericks.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Same. "Resorted" to ice cream last week amid lack of half-and-half after multiple grocery stops when I kept forgetting 😳 Underrated joy! 030
