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☢️Dangerously Radioactive M. O’Lybdenum☢️ @perchorin.bsky.social · 9h
Incredible two posts to see back-to-back
A post about an honestly pretty hot 51 year old woman who gets shot out of a cannon above a completely unrelated shitpost that says “i am being executed by MILF cannon tomorrow.” I suppose one may have seen the other but i choose to believe in a world of spontaneous beauty.
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I am entirely serious when I say that this should be seen as a moderate position. It specifically and surgically dismantles institutions that did not exist pre-9/11 and assigns their functions much as they were assigned pre-9/11.
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KW🇨🇦 the Proud Canadian @idontwanttogotousa.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Shot. Chaser.
A wall of Replica fantasy/cartoon swords.A wall of Replica fantasy/cartoon swords. A sign asking people to stop expertly checking the heft and balance of cartoon swords, so just stop.
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Lilly Wachowski @lillywachowski.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
missed National Coming Out Day. but came across this screenshot of the mass email i sent 12 years ago!
mass email from me when i transitioned. the body of the email reads-
"about 15 years ago i sent out a mass email stating that i had used the Troy Aikman quarterback rating system to decide that the right choice was to switch email providers from Aol to Comcast. using the same system i'm pleased to announce that the Troy Aikman quarterback ratings system has given me the clarity to go ahead and switch genders.
i'm available to anyone by phone that would like to crunch the numbers. thanks eveyrbody and sorry for the mass email! and thanks Troy Aikman!"
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
wow the whole rest of the year?!
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
the praiseworthy thing here is the work done in order to bring about the environment in which the rainbow capitalists feel comfortable hoisting their pride flags. praising the capitalists themselves is pointless, they will take those flags back down for a dollar
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
ZaSu both looks and acts like she was drawn by Chuck Jones
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No Gods No Mayors Podcast @nogodsnomayors.com · 08/10/2026
did you know if you go outside you're gay. and if you die outside you're gay for eternity. nogodsnomayors.com
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
one thing I don't like is when people talk about hypothetical automated futures where nobody has to work, and say they could be bad because their lives would be "sapped of meaning." like get over it big dog, get a hobby
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Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 06/07/2025
Thinking a lot about this, about what motivates people to bahave in such a way, to go see the bear enclosure outside of Buchenwald, to have music festivals on the border of Gaza
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(Screams From The) Burning Ambulance @burningambulance.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Release her with a coupon good for one free murder.
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a little louder for the cheap seats in the back
One of the biggest myths is that men rape by mistake. Like, "Oh, they need consent training." But research is very clear: Sexual violence is not a mistake. It is an intentionally made decision by people who know they don't have consent. They just don't prioritize consent over things like status, power, domination, and sexual gratification.
For my research, I got a certificate of confidentiality from the National Institutes of Health, so my notes couldn't be subpoenaed. One of the reasons I call them perpetrators in my work is because every single person I interviewed confessed in that context. The first question I would ask them was, "When you received that email from Title IX that you were under investigation, did you know what it was about?" Every perpetrator I interviewed said "yes." If sexual assault were a miscommunication, you would be wondering, What have I possibly done wrong? That is not the way that any of them reacted because they knew.
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Patricia Taxxon @patriciataxxon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
haha
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Call me pedantic, but if you’re doing a list of “Pro-wrestlers who now do ordinary jobs” you can’t include the one who’s an trapeeze artist for Cirque de Soleil
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Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 05/10/2026
Sorry I'll get back to cat pictures soon
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it was smart of jacob geller to only post about what he did to his 50k followers on here instead of to his 1.5 million youtube subs or on his patreon. that way fewer people know about it and he limits the financial hit
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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 05/10/2026
Only the boomers are real, every other named generation is bullshit foisted on us by boomers. In poster form!
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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maya apparitionpussy @maya.aboveall.love · 04/10/2026
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My dad was a bus driver; he once got in trouble for bunking off 'sick' and showing up on the telly on the same day, in the depot canteen, in the crowd at the Headingley test match
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
sovereign citizen basketball player: “I’m not traveling. I’m driving”
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 03/10/2026
watched MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE tonight and it’s so cool that stephen king can more easily imagine a theory of mind for an 18 wheeler truck than a human woman
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This podcast clip contains one of the most devastating pieces of video ever captured. listen to bst.png with me and @demilardner.bsky.social
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 01/10/2026
i sure hope my bitch wife doesn't wanna watch blue
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Elizabeth Taylor @elizabethtaylor47.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Broader than just capital punishment the entire American prison system makes me feel ill. Utterly barbaric.
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Sarah @sosomanysarahs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If we must have articles about tradwives finding that patriarchal white men don't make good allies, I wish they'd highlight (preferably in the headline) that these same women are viciously racist and homophobic and for the most part do not renounce those views, let alone try to make amends for them.
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possum in a hat @possuminahat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
floor ence
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A man points to himself and says "I'm bisexual". A giant hand from outside the panel comes down on the man with an eraser as the man shrieks "NO! NO!" The cartoonist holding the eraser says "ain't I a stinker?" a la Bugs Bunny in Duck Amuck.
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corpse @consume.red · 25/09/2026
Screenshot of a Tumblr-style reply thread between accounts named "zhuangzi" and "xunzi," each using a traditional ink-portrait avatar: zhuangzi an elderly sage with a long white beard and dark headwear on a cream ground, xunzi a black-bearded man in a dark cap. zhuangzi opens: "while you were jacking off to boobs and ass i was jacking off to masterful use of negative space." xunzi replies: "you can just say hole." zhuangzi answers: "you don't understand anything."
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 22/09/2026
just want to say that when a politician campaigns on/publicly states transphobic positions it will actually be reflected in policy and is not some sort of 4d chess electoral rhetoric move
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/\__/\______ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
post by me on Feb 16, 2024

Learning to shut the fuck up is praxis.
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Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 24/09/2026
It just sort of went from Summer to Fall instantaneously
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 23/09/2026
im not interested in whether or not you think it's good or real or what you've done. i'm simply saying my little opinions into the machine
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You smell that?
It's fucking Autumn.
tony soprano quote
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
a lot of dodge charger repossessions in the coming months
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The tumboy
@TheTumboy
Al Swearengen: And by what strange presence am I currently so fucking graced? Another of the sinister and fucking innumerable agents of Yankton, or perhaps just one of the unwashed and unknown threads woven into the tapestry of this cocksucking camp

Me: uhh one beer please
7:26 AM • 4/24/21
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This artifact was excavated at Harappa and radiocarbon dating places it c. 1900 BC
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 20/09/2026
everyone always wanna get van helsing when draculas are about but here’s the thing: dracula was killed by a cowboy…if you’re a transylvanian peasant your ass needs to get to the rodeo
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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 21/09/2026
the underlying idea is that transgender is a cognitohazard that forces you to mutilate your body in more and more extreme ways. as such, teenagers must be protected from destroying their beautiful nubile bodies. you'll notice the panic is more intense around the idea of (e.g.) mastectomies
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
they are not all accounted for, the lost seeing stones! we do not know who else may be watching—
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 17/09/2026
We should be treating every celebrity doing PR for the UAE the way we're treating Ed Sheeran, btw. Those celebrities doing ads for Emirates airlines? Dubai and Abu Dhabi tourism? Dubai chocolate? They're doing genocide denial too.
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
it’s arizover
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Una Mullally @unamullally.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Irish musicians, Beoga, who play alongside Ed Sheeran, have withdrawn from Sheeran’s tour. This is the statement they published on Instagram:
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do
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Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 09/09/2026
It's crazy how much of our societal ills are just direct descendants of Synanon
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Fascinating thing about marriage discourse is how visibly for a lot of people, they think that “marriage” is a ceremony that evolved into a contract, rather than the other way around.
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