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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 2h
If you meet the income qualifications and demographics of the people eligible to apply tomorrow instead of November, you should do so. I imagine these funds will dry up quickly.
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 4h
can I say something
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 4h
Joyce Carol Oates not knowing a sewing machine doesn't run itself makes sense actually.
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 5h
I don't have anything but ire for Amazon, buy they are not unique in the concept of not going to the store. That is ahistorical. Mass market mail order "everything" catalogs have been around since the 1870s, and almost all of the same arguments were leveled against Montgomery Ward for inventing it.
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 8h
Here’s the bigger ask I mentioned: I owe $6k in back rent. I’ve been selling my limited belongings to reduce the number but it is slow going and I can’t hope to cover it all, especially not in the short time I have. I have enough to cover October rent and little more. More details below.
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is very cool, I like this.
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
a section of my mute words list which contains “58 hot dogs,” “glizzies,” and “glizzy”
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It usually doesn’t, but sometimes it pays to double check a post from a mutual that’s been muted because then you get to ask yourself things like “when the hell did I mute the word ‘warhammer’ and more importantly, why”
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just thinking about the time a boy from school would not leave me alone to the point that he’d follow me home from school because his grandparents lived near me, and when I expressed discomfort was told “he has a crush on you” and nobody did anything. No reason. I was 8, by the way.
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ThirtyHelens @thirtyhelens.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
These people are perverts in a way I can't fathom and I made a comic about a demon that fucks a guy so good he grows tits and becomes the succubus messiah
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I get a lot of bros in my neighborhood absolutely blasting Mexican crooners through their car speakers in the neighborhood, but this one I’m hearing right now has some seriously slappin’ bass going on behind the accordion.
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
just remembered there are a lot of Smart People who still follow me for some reason
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What is the timestamp on this post, because what do you mean people are still "fridgescaping" in this economy.
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I need more Chicago people to follow. Who you got?
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“cnc rats” is not a phrase that should be parseable
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the music discourse on here you all are engaging in is the same recycled fight people have had for decades but in today’s media environment, you all realize that, right
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
big shirt, big pants, can’t lose
white woman with glasses and long dark hair wearing black high waist paper bag waist pants and a low cut white tank with an oversized black dress shirt over it
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Got the flu+covid shot a couple hours ago and my arm is already starting to hurt. I’m about to have a bad day tomorrow.
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If I had to see this so do all of you.
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I acquired a Costco membership and now I'm becoming one of those people who is contemplating buying 6lbs of chia seeds even though I live alone and only ever use them to make pudding.
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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 26/09/2026
heavy petting in the back row of the struggle bus
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you know I don’t think the “make extraordinary claim under extreme duress and then have to spend the next week debunking it after it spreads like wildfire” as an information strategy is working too well for us
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why is everybody reposting that Meta policy post without fact checking it? Why are journalists I otherwise respect doing it?
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh so I can’t bring an iced coffee but you’re allowed to bring bagels.
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I joined in May 2023, I think. It was chaotic fun for about 10 minutes.
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pressing federal charges and manipulating the grand jury but shaking my head the whole time so everyone knows I don't agree with it.
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
getting jumpscared by the numbers on my own post
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And now I am unable to print labels with an extremely vague error message, the automated instructions I was emailed to fix it do not work, and according to the internet they will give a bunch of different reasons that don't make sense, make the buyer cover shipping, and send a reimbursement request.
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
post by me on Feb 16, 2024

Learning to shut the fuck up is praxis.
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mothra stewart @gorl.gay · 23/09/2026
happy birthday bisexuals
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
take 2
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have removed everything from ebay, but I have reactivated my Depop if you or anybody you know want to grab this before it goes on the website (Etsy) too.
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Designer piece from Isaac Mizrahi's 1997... | Depop
Designer piece from Isaac Mizrahi's 1997 Spring/Summer ready to wear collection with original store price tag still attached. This woven black checkered... - Sold by @cardiograms
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it should not be allowed for someone 2 time zones behind me to request an 8am meeting my time
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm of two minds.
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Disaster Bisexual Boebert is like the least shocking thing that's happened all year.
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The richest man in the world is mad his daughter put an obstacle in the way of his eugenicist breeding kink and has made it his mission to destroy trans people, and a whole lot of people on this website who claim to hate him are doing the work for him.
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
oh my fucking god make it stop
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
we're at "self-induced caffeine withdrawal is better than being asked by the cafe employees why I didn't bring my dog to buy beans" level of stress avoidance right now, so idk why I keep logging on here
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Especially since even if you refuse to learn how to get around it in a browser, the public library is online now.
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is what the outfit looked like on the runway btw
Balenciaga Fall 2026 ensemble worn by Shailene Woodley at the Emmys. Plunging sky blue top and low slung wide leg trousers covered in gold stuff. The runway version also features a dramatic dark brown oversized cloak with a hood. Everything fits properly on the model.
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play by post @playbypost.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
One of the biggest problems online are people trying to play realpolitik in theory instead of in practice. In practice you gain nothing from lecturing people with VERY REASONABLE CONCERNS who are being clearly targeted. You can't both do realpolitik AND demand moral absolution.
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
there is too much shit happening
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am obviously biased toward Chicago, but the Chongqing skyline is pretty nuts if we are counting places we've never been.
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
none of my business, frankly
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Us olds reminisce about things like LiveJournal for a good reason, but even that wasn't immune to the forces of everything eventually going to shit.
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think it's key to remember that they accidentally created a social media platform and have resented it ever since.
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
September 2020 She didn’t want to do it but she did anyway.
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Do we think the guy who made this knows what effective altruism is, or nah.
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Man...
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