Reposted by PerryGore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 07/05/2025[Saw Gerrera at Subway] What is this? What is this ‘BMT’?? It has HAM, and SALAMI, and PEPPERONI. So where DOES ‘BMT’ COME FROM. You are going to regret this 1037649
Reposted by PerryJason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Being a parent is pretty tough, but it's all worth it for that moment, every once in a while, when you get to take your kid to the city to see a marching band and say, "Will you defeat them? Your demons and all the non-believers, the plans that they have made?" 211690221
Reposted by Perryolive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 13/06/2026well i guess that explains that 2014218
Reposted by Perry🏴☠️ Maddox 🏴☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 13/06/2026Like him or hate him, you have to admit Elon Musk is now the world's dumbest bitch. 711310
Reposted by PerryHot Blooded Tough Guy Rusty Shackles @rustyshackles.bsky.social · 06/06/20269 years ago says da web 1366
Reposted by PerryJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 03/06/2026So many people who can reasonably be described as “that little shit” are in charge of so much of society. 494932875
Reposted by PerryPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 27/11/2025The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody 14028591
Reposted by PerryJoseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 24/11/2025guy about to tell a story about how the grink was there: wait how did you know 011013
Reposted by PerryPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 24/11/2025I pushed a pool cue through my friend’s nose and into his brain but you will NEVER find proof of me saying I hated him 23955
Reposted by PerryCarly Goodman @carlygoodman.bsky.social · 08/11/2025This is what I picture when anyone mentions using Chatgpt (I think you are dumb, but I’m also worried about my safety)media.tenor.coma group of people standing next to each other with a glowing t in the backgroundAlt: The senior officers of the enterprise in the background looking dumb as hell, in the foreground “the game” being used to mind control the whole crew (this is a Star Trek the next generation episode) 1040057
Reposted by PerryGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 18/10/2025I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs. 147202175540
Reposted by PerryBenjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 14/10/2025Ken Burns’s Civil War 2 “My dearest Martha, the days are shortening and the atmosphere is as tense as it is cold. Amazon delivered an inflatable frog costume with extended battery for the long stretches we spend taunting our brothers and mortal enemies athwart the barricades of their ICE facility.” 28118
Reposted by Perrymtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Tom Bombadil is a key character to understanding Lord of the Rings and the fact that most adaptations leave him out shows that most adapters don't really get the source material 2949940
Reposted by PerryZak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Screw it, let's get this party started.patreon.comWelcome! | Zak's Planet of GarbageGet more from Zak's Planet of Garbage on Patreon 1328
Reposted by PerryMolly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Stephen Miller is trying to sell this, which means Stephen miller has someone he needs to sell this to. 821444243
Reposted by PerryHarry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Hell of a thing to put next to a statue of Joan of Arc. (h/t David Pilling) 16763161264
Reposted by Perryjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 30/09/2025the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story! 6564923715331
Reposted by PerryNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 19/09/2025GEORGE: I'm thinking of letting my trauma and rage form a tulpa JERRY: everyones got a tulpa these days. and you know why? people love to say TUL-pah. 'oh that was my TUL-pah,' 'how could you do that with my TUL-pah' 'oh god not my TUL-pah!!!' THE DARK KRAMER: HROOOOOOAAAA 744491
Reposted by Perrymuscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 11/09/2025The media's bowdlerized eulogies of Charlie Kirk are rightly noting the lives ruined by yesterday's events, at the expense of the surely hundreds more lives ruined to get TPUSA over the viral hump on a random Tuesday.truthdig.comThe Life and Legacy of Charlie 4Chan - TruthdigPublic officials who went silent after Democratic lawmakers were executed in their homes are tripping over themselves to honor the man who franchised internet chan culture as politics. 9750157
Reposted by PerryJason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 03/09/2025I do NOT go about making accusations of plagiarism lightly and I would not have taken this public if I thought I had any legal recourse at all, but more than 30 YEARS AGO 'The Bone Temple' is what, when I was a teenager, I named my bedroom 10997108
Reposted by Perrymerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 03/09/2025preorder this book! it's good!! 0424
Reposted by Perrymerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 17/07/2025oh whoa that sounds really bad. what kind of— ah. 838530
Reposted by PerryJon Walker @jonwalkerpdx.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Unironically they should buy up the domains for about 60 defunct local newspapers in swing states. Hire two reporters to write almost exclusively about highschool sports and new restaurants opening with every 10th article about how the local GOP is screwing over people. 384141323838
Reposted by PerryHank and Georgia's Old Man @barcodetontos.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Out in the West Texas town of El Paso, I fell in love with a 16702123
Perry @pitfall47.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Nothing hit quite as hard as the occasional EGM off the pharmacy rack back in the day. 010
Perry @pitfall47.bsky.social · 06/05/2025If you see this, post your getaway vehiclemedia.tenor.coma robot is standing in a field with glowing lights on its legsAlt: A Catapult battlemech jump jetting away from all this bullcrap 010
Reposted by Perry1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 30/04/2025If you need a visual representation of @seanbaby.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, and @moviehooligan.bsky.social discussing adult baby Mickey Rooney I've got great news for you! Our animated video podcast is available for free on Youtube! www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMn6...youtube.comDogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 225, The Milky Life with David Bell + Bonus Music Video!YouTube video by 1-900-HOTDOG 2319
Reposted by PerryJoseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 29/04/2025JK Rowling is a Nazi. That is just a factual representation of her beliefs and actions. Any money you spend on anything to do with Harry Potter is going to a Nazi 5742247
Reposted by PerryThe Verge @theverge.com · 29/04/2025Duolingo will replace contract workers with AIbuff.lyDuolingo will replace contract workers with AIDuolingo is making some AI-focused changes. 216566382
Reposted by PerryCody @codyjohnston.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Prison for Pope-killer JD Vance. 291045118
Reposted by Perrymerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 20/04/2025they don’t make fuckbuddies anymore because everyone is poly now. you have to do a land acknowledgement before you get your back blown out due to woke 212055251
Reposted by Perrymtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Musk is using his theft of the federal government to steal money destined for rural broadband and redirect it to his failing, unviable satellite internet service. Hail to the thief. 11352100
Reposted by Perrymichael Swaim 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Hey happy anniversary to the time the corrupt leader of a crumbling empire was stabbed to death on the floor of the senate! 24 hours left to plan any kind of celebration, commemoration or historical reenactment. 214119
Reposted by PerrySaltpork @saltpork.bsky.social · 05/03/2025You can like it or hate it, but peaceful protest does little and guns work, it's why people use them. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTgd... The use of firearms to protect communities/individuals that are oppressed is as old as humankind. Face some hard truths. Arm yourselves. Build community. Train.youtube.comThis Nonviolent Stuff'll Get You Killed: How Guns Made the Civil Rights Movement PossibleYouTube video by Library of Congress 742497
Reposted by PerryHana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Every subculture except government knew that once you let the first nazi in you cannot get them out they're like bedbugs. The shittiest punk bartender or bouncer is better than all of congress 2508
Reposted by PerryBrian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 15/02/2025The community note 🤌😘 28135929913091
Perry @pitfall47.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Double plus good, eh? Thank goodness the state is deploying hired thugs to enact vengeance on people speaking their minds. Very normal. Very not-fashy. 230
Reposted by PerryGovernor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 28/01/2025The US Constitution does not grant the President this unilateral authority. In Illinois, we will stand against unlawful actions that would harm millions of working families, children, and seniors.washingtonpost.comWhite House pauses all federal grants, sparking confusionThe Trump administration has put a hold on all federal financial grants and loans, affecting tens of billions of dollars in payments. 29298082107
Perry @pitfall47.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Every 3rd headline is just some variation of "worst guy ever is having the best day of his life." 010
Reposted by PerryMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 10/02/2025I wrote this bit that is entirely unrelated to current thingsmcsweeneys.netVoting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the CityIt’s so easy to label people these days. From the way folks have been talking, you’d think everyone falls into two buckets: those who voted against... 15381691914