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Perry

@pitfall47.bsky.social
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Enjoyer of weird books, 90s sci-fi TV, dogs, and early 2000s internet comedy writing. Occupational Safety nerd and I did a VA gig once for a fan-made Mass Effect podcast. I also write silly modern horror fiction mods for TTRPGs

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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 17/09/2026
from the Japanese dub of community
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
[Saw Gerrera at Subway] What is this? What is this ‘BMT’?? It has HAM, and SALAMI, and PEPPERONI. So where DOES ‘BMT’ COME FROM. You are going to regret this
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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Being a parent is pretty tough, but it's all worth it for that moment, every once in a while, when you get to take your kid to the city to see a marching band and say, "Will you defeat them? Your demons and all the non-believers, the plans that they have made?"
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 13/06/2026
well i guess that explains that
a definitely real truth from our big wet president

I am happy and Proud to announce that our brave and handsome, some say more handsome than James "Dumocrat" Talafreako who is very nasty, construction workers are hard at work at THE DONALD J. TRUMP AND John F. Kennedy, whose head just did that, Memorial Center are building a Big, Beautiful Set for an episode of Hollywood Squares to celebrate our Great Nation's 250th where we will NOT be inviting Big Mess Bruce Vilanch!  President DONALD J. TRUMP
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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 13/06/2026
Like him or hate him, you have to admit Elon Musk is now the world's dumbest bitch.
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Jade @ap.jade.ellis.link · 31/05/2026
The three genders (nonbuynary)
What is your gender? 
Please select one.

Male 
Female 
I have no plans to purchase a new vehicle
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Hot Blooded Tough Guy Rusty Shackles @rustyshackles.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
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Hot Blooded Tough Guy Rusty Shackles @rustyshackles.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
9 years ago says da web
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
So many people who can reasonably be described as “that little shit” are in charge of so much of society.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
guy about to tell a story about how the grink was there: wait how did you know
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I pushed a pool cue through my friend’s nose and into his brain but you will NEVER find proof of me saying I hated him
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Carly Goodman @carlygoodman.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
This is what I picture when anyone mentions using Chatgpt (I think you are dumb, but I’m also worried about my safety)
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a group of people standing next to each other with a glowing t in the background
Alt: The senior officers of the enterprise in the background looking dumb as hell, in the foreground “the game” being used to mind control the whole crew (this is a Star Trek the next generation episode)
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
The Obama Hope poster, but it's a frog and it says "Hop"
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 14/10/2025
Ken Burns’s Civil War 2 “My dearest Martha, the days are shortening and the atmosphere is as tense as it is cold. Amazon delivered an inflatable frog costume with extended battery for the long stretches we spend taunting our brothers and mortal enemies athwart the barricades of their ICE facility.”
One of the photos of the inflatable frog suit protester confronting ICE goons in Portland.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Tom Bombadil is a key character to understanding Lord of the Rings and the fact that most adaptations leave him out shows that most adapters don't really get the source material
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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Screw it, let's get this party started.
patreon.com
Welcome! | Zak's Planet of Garbage
Get more from Zak's Planet of Garbage on Patreon
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Stephen Miller is trying to sell this, which means Stephen miller has someone he needs to sell this to.
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Harry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Hell of a thing to put next to a statue of Joan of Arc. (h/t David Pilling)
Fire extinguisher next to a statue of Joan of Arc
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 30/09/2025
the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
GEORGE: I'm thinking of letting my trauma and rage form a tulpa JERRY: everyones got a tulpa these days. and you know why? people love to say TUL-pah. 'oh that was my TUL-pah,' 'how could you do that with my TUL-pah' 'oh god not my TUL-pah!!!' THE DARK KRAMER: HROOOOOOAAAA
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The media's bowdlerized eulogies of Charlie Kirk are rightly noting the lives ruined by yesterday's events, at the expense of the surely hundreds more lives ruined to get TPUSA over the viral hump on a random Tuesday.
truthdig.com
The Life and Legacy of Charlie 4Chan - Truthdig
Public officials who went silent after Democratic lawmakers were executed in their homes are tripping over themselves to honor the man who franchised internet chan culture as politics.
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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
I do NOT go about making accusations of plagiarism lightly and I would not have taken this public if I thought I had any legal recourse at all, but more than 30 YEARS AGO 'The Bone Temple' is what, when I was a teenager, I named my bedroom
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 03/09/2025
preorder this book! it's good!!
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 17/07/2025
oh whoa that sounds really bad. what kind of— ah.
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Jon Walker @jonwalkerpdx.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Unironically they should buy up the domains for about 60 defunct local newspapers in swing states. Hire two reporters to write almost exclusively about highschool sports and new restaurants opening with every 10th article about how the local GOP is screwing over people.
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Hank and Georgia's Old Man @barcodetontos.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Out in the West Texas town of El Paso, I fell in love with a
Laura Loomer tweeting WOKE MARXIST POPE
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Perry @pitfall47.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Nothing hit quite as hard as the occasional EGM off the pharmacy rack back in the day.
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Perry @pitfall47.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
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a robot is standing in a field with glowing lights on its legs
Alt: A Catapult battlemech jump jetting away from all this bullcrap
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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
If you need a visual representation of @seanbaby.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, and @moviehooligan.bsky.social discussing adult baby Mickey Rooney I've got great news for you! Our animated video podcast is available for free on Youtube! www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMn6...
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Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 225, The Milky Life with David Bell + Bonus Music Video!
YouTube video by 1-900-HOTDOG
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
JK Rowling is a Nazi. That is just a factual representation of her beliefs and actions. Any money you spend on anything to do with Harry Potter is going to a Nazi
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The Verge @theverge.com · 29/04/2025
Duolingo will replace contract workers with AI
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Duolingo will replace contract workers with AI
Duolingo is making some AI-focused changes.
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Cody @codyjohnston.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Prison for Pope-killer JD Vance.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 20/04/2025
they don’t make fuckbuddies anymore because everyone is poly now. you have to do a land acknowledgement before you get your back blown out due to woke
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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Musk is using his theft of the federal government to steal money destined for rural broadband and redirect it to his failing, unviable satellite internet service. Hail to the thief.
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austin @bainard.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
suck my shit from the back, shrek
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michael Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Hey happy anniversary to the time the corrupt leader of a crumbling empire was stabbed to death on the floor of the senate! 24 hours left to plan any kind of celebration, commemoration or historical reenactment.
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Saltpork @saltpork.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
You can like it or hate it, but peaceful protest does little and guns work, it's why people use them. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTgd... The use of firearms to protect communities/individuals that are oppressed is as old as humankind. Face some hard truths. Arm yourselves. Build community. Train.
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This Nonviolent Stuff'll Get You Killed: How Guns Made the Civil Rights Movement Possible
YouTube video by Library of Congress
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Hana Michels (Personal Account) @hanamichels.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Every subculture except government knew that once you let the first nazi in you cannot get them out they're like bedbugs. The shittiest punk bartender or bouncer is better than all of congress
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haunted juliefriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Harry Dean Stanton with crudely drawn speech bubble
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
The community note 🤌😘
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Perry @pitfall47.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Double plus good, eh? Thank goodness the state is deploying hired thugs to enact vengeance on people speaking their minds. Very normal. Very not-fashy.
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 28/01/2025
The US Constitution does not grant the President this unilateral authority. In Illinois, we will stand against unlawful actions that would harm millions of working families, children, and seniors.
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White House pauses all federal grants, sparking confusion
The Trump administration has put a hold on all federal financial grants and loans, affecting tens of billions of dollars in payments.
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Perry @pitfall47.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Every 3rd headline is just some variation of "worst guy ever is having the best day of his life."
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pete52.bsky.social @pete52.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I wrote this bit that is entirely unrelated to current things
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Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
It’s so easy to label people these days. From the way folks have been talking, you’d think everyone falls into two buckets: those who voted against...
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