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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

80s movies never could have predicted that one of my biggest cyber fears would be accidentally starting an IG live while I’m taking a shit.

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’m not a parent so maybe I don’t understand, but what happens when your sons turn out like this? Do you just blow your own shit smoove off? Like what good are you when you fail the world this fucking badly? Reading the details of this case made my heart hurt.

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JAMIEKELLYXXX @thisislandearthband.bandcamp.com · 19/09/2026

The DOGGZZONE crew! @zakkoonce.bsky.social came to visit the @1900hotdog.bsky.social folks here in Portland, so we did what you do... we got Pac-Man drunk and ripped ghost ass! I think I punched Brockway, Dirk put his hand in my mouth, Seanbaby ate my cigarettes & Zak fingered a pinball machine 🤘

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I made a theme song for the podcast, and then I decided to make a music video for it. Join me in lamenting the futures we never got.

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Future-Past Music Video

YouTube video by Zak's Planet of Garbage

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

This description of Elizabeth Holmes makes me think she might be bene gesserit

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Do you think life today would be better if we rehabbed our criminals in hologram jail, even if it meant there was a good chance they could become unkillable digital gods? Listen to the new episode of the PoG podcast to find out. Dirk from @vhuspodcast.bsky.social rejoins me to untangle the future

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Ep: 9 - Hologram Man with Dirk Marshall

This is why you don’t mess with holograms

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I wish I believed in anything as much as Ray Gun’s husband believes in her.

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

About to sponch in broad daylight.

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Making a new game called American roulette and it’s just putting random things I bought from the grocery store in my mouth.

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I guess the new rule is people in their 80s are only allowed to die if they’re universally beloved. RIP Peter Cullen.

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V H US PODCAST @vhuspodcast.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Action Auction Draft 2: The Revengening!!! Feat. @seanbaby.bsky.social , @brockway.bsky.social , & @zakkoonce.bsky.social ! Will anyone survive? Maybe just this guy! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/v...

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Love whatching all my favorite movie dystopias fighting to exist for real. I still think Running Man is a dark horse.

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Some days I think I’m handling unmedicated ADHD pretty well, and some days I’ll think about destroying the entire world because the guy in front of me took .5 seconds longer to notice the light turned green.

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Whenever something feels wrong with my body, a part of me wonders if it’s those Joe Rogan pills I tried 15 years ago.

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

It's a new episode of Movie Leapfrog with @youknowlydia.bsky.social. Last time she picked Dudley Do-Right, and the narrator from that film also voiced all the critters from Critters, a no brainer leap for me. Enjoy learning what the critters are made out of. bit.ly/4wC7T0U

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I like making dumb things. Here’s a dumb thing I made to promote a different dumb thing.

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Drake looks like a white guy cosplaying as Drake

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

New episode of the podcast is out! It's glam rock vs Satan in a battle for our very SOULS. Watch special guest @thisislandearthband.bandcamp.com and I talk about Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare in new animated video format, courtesy of my guest. Also available to listen at all the usual places.

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PoG Podcast Ep: 7 - Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare with Jamie Kelly

YouTube video by Zak's Planet of Garbage

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

There’s also an incredible video of the new theme song made by the multitalented @thisislandearthband.bandcamp.com

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

He literally is a deliver man! My parody ended up basically not being parody. Wait, am I in trouble now?

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RESIDENT EVIL – Official Trailer (4K)

YouTube video by Sony Pictures Entertainment

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Today's podcast guest @seemoreevil.bsky.social wrote a Civil War satire called "How to Dodge a Cannonball" and I may have mistakenly assumed it was a book about how to avoid this movie. It worked out though because there's a lot of racism in both. zaksplanetofgarbage.substack.com/p/ep-6-canno...

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Thor: “Something is coming.” Realistic MCU character: “Bitch, something is ALWAYS coming! We might as well be in the pornhub universe!” Thor: “I quite like this one.”

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Now I know why these assholes are so obsessed with trans people. They’re afraid there won’t be enough testosterone to go around for them to become real men too.

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

New “How Has it Aged” episode from Planet of Garbage, with my boy Dirk from @vhuspodcast.bsky.social Listen here or anywhere you get your podcasts

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Ep: 5 - Prayer of the Roller Boys with Dirk Marshall

Skitchin' the Zone

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Me explaining to my mom for the 100th time she has dementia.

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I just want to be famous enough for people to steal my posts and crop my name out. Is that too much to ask?

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Exercise, healthy diet, consistent sleep, and based on all my friends who are parents, absolutely not having kids.

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Worrying about smile lines is low key silly to me. Oh, it appears your face has a permanent reminder of how much you light up the world. Here, inject some shit into your face so no one can tell what a beacon of joy you really are.

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Turns out every TV show from the 80s had at least one horse episode. I join the Dogg Zzone boys to kick off this incredible discovery with the Knight Rider horse episode.

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Memes are out here turning every bad habit into an ADHD symptom and slowly making us all look like the worst, most incompetent humans to ever exist. My culture is not your costume!

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

If it’s not talking about moist, low budget Lovecraft inspired films with Dirk, I want no part of it.

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Incredible display of support for Pride Month. The Confidence. The muscles. Not a care in the world about what balls are being fondled. Balls are balls, you bigots.

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

This is exactly what Nic Cage wearing Travolta’s face would think is Travolta being totally normal.

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

If missing the point was a martial art, it would have exploded every head in the 1995 live action Fist of the North Star. We'll just have to settle for detonating the head @seanbaby.bsky.social by making him watch it.

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Ep: 4 - Fist of the North Star with Seanbaby

The one with human actors

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Episode 3 of the PoG podcast is available! @merrittk.com joins me to discuss how the loss of both mall culture and killer robot culture has destroyed our country. bit.ly/42uSEKI

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

I made a parody of the new Resident Evil trailer. The bit is kind of a stretch, but that's why they call me the Mr. Fantastic of dumb-ass ideas.

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The Delivery Man (Resident Evil Parody)

YouTube video by Zak's Planet of Garbage

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Star Wars Day is cancelled as long as irl Palpatine is still in charge.

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Here’s a video game hot take. If a game has forced PvP, such as an extraction shooter, and one of the main selling points is joy at the expense of mine, then that game should be free. If i have to pay for the privilege of having my balls stomped, then I’m taking my money to a professional dom.

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

I’m not a Bible expert, but I believe the book of revelations lists Megan Thee Stallion getting cheated on as the final indicator of the coming apocalypse

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Episode 2 of the PoG podcast is out today! @brockway.bsky.social joins me to kick off Tubi Tuesday, where we celebrate the only movie streaming algorithm that respects our time. We begin with The Wraith, a movie that asks "What if The Crow, but sweet-ass car instead of bird"

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Ep: 2 - The Wraith with Robert Brockway

It's officially Tubi Tuesday

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

How it feels to watch the group chat move on as you struggle to finish a time sensitive joke but your thumbs are having a fat day and spellcheck decided to just start making shit up

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

I promise you’ve never heard of this Martin Kove show in your whole life.

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

No matter how many times I’ve seen “Event Horizon”, it catches me off guard every time credits roll and Prodigy’s “Funky Shit” comes in out of god damn nowhere.

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

New podcast format for all the cinematic trash we love to consume! Grab the rss feed or listen on your favorite platform. Special guest @youknowlydia.bsky.social brings possibly the most surprisingly un-woke movie ever made

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Ep: 1 - What the Hell is Dudley Do-Right with Lydia Bugg

Dudley Do-Right with Lydia Bugg

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Zak Koonce @zakkoonce.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Thinking about becoming a cyber cowboy. Please respect my decision during these difficult times.

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