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Perry @pitfall47.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Which iteration of Satanic Panic are we on now? It's hard to keep track.

Perry @pitfall47.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Never heard mack-luh-more before in my life. Just asked my partner and they said "yeah, no shit it's mack-luh-more." Texted a random friend, same response. The hell is this?

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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 17/09/2026

from the Japanese dub of community

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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

[Saw Gerrera at Subway] What is this? What is this ‘BMT’?? It has HAM, and SALAMI, and PEPPERONI. So where DOES ‘BMT’ COME FROM. You are going to regret this

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Perry @pitfall47.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The photons function as both a wave and a particle depending on whether they're being observed!

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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Being a parent is pretty tough, but it's all worth it for that moment, every once in a while, when you get to take your kid to the city to see a marching band and say, "Will you defeat them? Your demons and all the non-believers, the plans that they have made?"

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Perry @pitfall47.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

One could make the case there's some common ground in there somewhere. It's not good ground, not by any stretch of the imagination, but it's better than the go-nowhere threats of a bloodbath being threatened by people regurgitating whatever script makes them feel safe and accepted.

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Perry @pitfall47.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

That blog has a pretty rancid vibe. Like, it may be technically correct but there's an ever present "aha, hmm, hn'yes" tone that escalates with each paragraph.

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Perry @pitfall47.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

If you're inviting Hollywood Squares to the function, your shit is entirely in freefall. The fellas are feeling their Shadoe Stevens era, damn.

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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 13/06/2026

well i guess that explains that

a definitely real truth from our big wet president

I am happy and Proud to announce that our brave and handsome, some say more handsome than James "Dumocrat" Talafreako who is very nasty, construction workers are hard at work at THE DONALD J. TRUMP AND John F. Kennedy, whose head just did that, Memorial Center are building a Big, Beautiful Set for an episode of Hollywood Squares to celebrate our Great Nation's 250th where we will NOT be inviting Big Mess Bruce Vilanch! President DONALD J. TRUMP

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🏴‍☠️ Maddox 🏴‍☠️ @maddox.xmission.com · 13/06/2026

Like him or hate him, you have to admit Elon Musk is now the world's dumbest bitch.

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Jade @ap.jade.ellis.link · 31/05/2026

The three genders (nonbuynary)

What is your gender?
Please select one.

Male
Female
I have no plans to purchase a new vehicle

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

So many people who can reasonably be described as “that little shit” are in charge of so much of society.

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Perry @pitfall47.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

B5 is very good in some very odd ways. Very neat relationship arcs I don't often see in sci-fi, and 90% of the characters are perverts in the most endearing ways.

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody

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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

guy about to tell a story about how the grink was there: wait how did you know

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

I pushed a pool cue through my friend’s nose and into his brain but you will NEVER find proof of me saying I hated him

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Perry @pitfall47.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Your commitment to pun perspicacity is as admirable as it is tragic. Like the narrator of a cosmic horror story, electing madness over self preservation. Godspeed, Swaim.

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

The Obama Hope poster, but it's a frog and it says "Hop"

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 14/10/2025

Ken Burns’s Civil War 2 “My dearest Martha, the days are shortening and the atmosphere is as tense as it is cold. Amazon delivered an inflatable frog costume with extended battery for the long stretches we spend taunting our brothers and mortal enemies athwart the barricades of their ICE facility.”

One of the photos of the inflatable frog suit protester confronting ICE goons in Portland.

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Perry @pitfall47.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

That's how you get those nerds who end up digging through references and searching for historical context to "get it" and end up looking like obsessive lunatics to their peers. May or may have not done that with MST3K in my youth.

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Tom Bombadil is a key character to understanding Lord of the Rings and the fact that most adaptations leave him out shows that most adapters don't really get the source material

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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Stephen Miller is trying to sell this, which means Stephen miller has someone he needs to sell this to.

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Harry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Hell of a thing to put next to a statue of Joan of Arc. (h/t David Pilling)

Fire extinguisher next to a statue of Joan of Arc

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 30/09/2025

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

GEORGE: I'm thinking of letting my trauma and rage form a tulpa JERRY: everyones got a tulpa these days. and you know why? people love to say TUL-pah. 'oh that was my TUL-pah,' 'how could you do that with my TUL-pah' 'oh god not my TUL-pah!!!' THE DARK KRAMER: HROOOOOOAAAA

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

The media's bowdlerized eulogies of Charlie Kirk are rightly noting the lives ruined by yesterday's events, at the expense of the surely hundreds more lives ruined to get TPUSA over the viral hump on a random Tuesday.

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The Life and Legacy of Charlie 4Chan - Truthdig

Public officials who went silent after Democratic lawmakers were executed in their homes are tripping over themselves to honor the man who franchised internet chan culture as politics.

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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

I do NOT go about making accusations of plagiarism lightly and I would not have taken this public if I thought I had any legal recourse at all, but more than 30 YEARS AGO 'The Bone Temple' is what, when I was a teenager, I named my bedroom

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 03/09/2025

preorder this book! it's good!!

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 17/07/2025

oh whoa that sounds really bad. what kind of— ah.

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Jon Walker @jonwalkerpdx.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

Unironically they should buy up the domains for about 60 defunct local newspapers in swing states. Hire two reporters to write almost exclusively about highschool sports and new restaurants opening with every 10th article about how the local GOP is screwing over people.

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Hank and Georgia's Old Man @barcodetontos.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Out in the West Texas town of El Paso, I fell in love with a

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Perry @pitfall47.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Nothing hit quite as hard as the occasional EGM off the pharmacy rack back in the day.

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Perry @pitfall47.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

The spirit of Dad in me greets the spirit of Dad in you, fellow dad.

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Perry @pitfall47.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

I think the kids are calling it "lore" but nerd shards has more gravitas.

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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

If you need a visual representation of @seanbaby.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, and @moviehooligan.bsky.social discussing adult baby Mickey Rooney I've got great news for you! Our animated video podcast is available for free on Youtube! www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMn6...

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Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 225, The Milky Life with David Bell + Bonus Music Video!

YouTube video by 1-900-HOTDOG

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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

JK Rowling is a Nazi. That is just a factual representation of her beliefs and actions. Any money you spend on anything to do with Harry Potter is going to a Nazi

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Perry @pitfall47.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

Good luck and Godspeed to you and your sociological pursuits

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Perry @pitfall47.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

The fabled reasonable goals I keep hearing about.

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Cody @codyjohnston.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Prison for Pope-killer JD Vance.

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