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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

@seanbaby.bsky.social found an exercise video for breathing. It's all the rage now, but in the 90's no one was doing it! Learn about the woman who invented breathing for weight loss today on the site. 1900hotdog.com/2026/10/lear...

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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This Teamworking Day @seanbaby.bsky.social and @brockway.bsky.social are playing The Gregg Ortiz Lifetime Doll Award Best Friend Match Game. The winner is all of us because this sacrifice will appease the dolls for another year. 1900hotdog.com/2026/09/team...

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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Get in loser, we're regaining our virginity! @seanbaby.bsky.social brings us a confusing comedy book about virgins. 1900hotdog.com/2026/09/fuck...

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Robert Brockway @brockway.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

No I think we proved you can have too many karate hunks.

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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

@seanbaby.bsky.social and @brockway.bsky.social proudly present the third annual 1900Hotdog Karate Hunk-Off! 1900hotdog.com/2026/07/team...

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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

@seanbaby.bsky.social makes the thrilling world of bull semen advertising into a board game today on 1900Hotdog.com! The board game is called Semen Blasters. We're trying to get it into Costco, please support. 1900hotdog.com/2026/07/fuck...

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Brett Ellefson @brettlybrett.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

If you've ever wondered what the heck a 1900HotDog is, and why I work for them, here's a sample. It's like the glory days of the internet, before it all went to Hell in a handbasket.

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Upsetting Day: Shaq's Digital Necrophilia🌭 - 1-900-HOTDOG

Cursed artifacts from the wrong dimension every weekday.

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Bryan Stratton @bryanstratton.com · 15/07/2026

The downside of being a guy who both knows a lot about Marvel comics and is friends with Seanbaby is that when he wants to talk about the most boring episode of THE INCREDIBLE HULK ever, you're at the top of a very short list. And yet, this is the best thing on the internet today—go listen!

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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

@seanbaby.bsky.social will teach you the best way to knife a man in Sicily. That is the Hotdog guarantee! 1900hotdog.com/2026/07/punc...

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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

@seanbaby.bsky.social needs to tell you about the novelization of Fantasy And Romance The Board game. A two lover adventure now for one! 😉 1900hotdog.com/2026/06/fuck...

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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Everybody run! @seanbaby.bsky.social wrote about The Ultimate Sex Maniacs Joke Book. 1900hotdog.com/2026/06/upse...

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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

It's Teamworking day! @seanbaby.bsky.social and @brockway.bsky.social compete for happiness points in a high-stakes new game called Tidbit Wasteland. The only winner is you, oh wait, I'm hearing no one wins actually. 1900hotdog.com/2026/06/team...

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 28/05/2026

i wrote about an incredibly strange episode of GI Joe involving melting faces, merwives, and near-constant screaming. but of course i couldn't just describe it, so here's a fictional text adventure game based on it. also Steve Gerber's soul is trapped in the game 1900hotdog.com/2026/05/nerd...

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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

This can't be right. I'm being told @seanbaby.bsky.social has prepared The Toots N Tom Incel Cat Super Quiz for you today, and that you should take it with your small, fat hands? Huh. 1900hotdog.com/2026/05/fuck...

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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

@seanbaby.bsky.social brings us Baby Rapper, a 90's CGI baby dancing to Beatles songs, even though we specifically asked him not to. Never show us Baby Rapper, we begged but he did anyway. Look at it! 1900hotdog.com/2026/05/upse...

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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Today @seanbaby.bsky.social brings us a children's book written by your favorite Christian magician who also wrote a clown detective novel about virgins eating beans. 1900hotdog.com/2026/05/lear...

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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

@seanbaby.bsky.social is finally publishing his 13 times rejected (so far) Power Punch II manuscript for the acclaimed Nintendo Adventure Book Series, tentatively titled Star Punch These Space Fucks (final name TBD). 1900hotdog.com/2026/05/punc...

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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Today @seanbaby.bsky.social covers Full Contact Magick, a book written by a witch cop. 1900hotdog.com/2026/04/punc...

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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

@seanbaby.bsky.social and @brockway.bsky.social team up to discuss Prince Interactive, a 1994 video game that takes place either on the planet where Prince is from, inside Prince's memory palace, or in his body. It's not sure. 1900hotdog.com/2026/04/team...

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 08/04/2026

new @1900hotdog.bsky.social article from me in which i read a terrible short story by a horny, carnivorous old man. thank whisky-drinking space monster, it's FREE 1900hotdog.com/2026/04/upse...

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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

@seanbaby.bsky.social brings you a commercial of endless hype that aired once and then never, ever again. He found and preserved this powerful artifact just for you! 1900hotdog.com/2026/04/nerd...

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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

It’s Fucking Day and @seanbaby.bsky.social somehow managed to bring you an erotic board game from 1967! Enjoy! 1900hotdog.com/2026/03/fuck...

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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

@seanbaby.bsky.social really wants you to see this incredibly horny Fantastic Four cartoon from 1994. It's filthy. Here's the link! 1900hotdog.com/2026/03/fuck...

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Patrick W. Reed @patrickwreed.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Genuinely, a love letter to what the internet once was, and what a small cadre of dedicated lunatics are ensuring their tiny corner of the internet still is. A paean to just doing your own shit, not what best serves The Algorithm. A lesson to us all.

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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

@seanbaby.bsky.social reflects on a joyous six years of 1900hotdog! What better way to celebrate than an article about an extra in the movie The Internship, but it's also so much more, and it's FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2026/03/refl...

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V H US PODCAST @vhuspodcast.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

New Episode!!! We welcome @zakkoonce.bsky.social , @brockway.bsky.social , & @seanbaby.bsky.social to assemble action movie squads! Check it out! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/v...

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Thomas @katzatstudios.com · 01/03/2026

Another month in the ZZONE baby!! This month everyone was sexy vampires. I got your twilights, I got your lost boys, your Lazlos, your near darks, your BLADEs, your Lestats. I got 'em all babyyyyyyyyy. Thank you as always to @1900hotdog.bsky.social for letting me draw dumb stuff every month! ok bye

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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Another artifact from a different world has drifted into @seanbaby.bsky.social's arms. It's Mary Beth's Bean Bag World, the 2026 edition! (Yes, she's got an exclusive with Tudd Goatshame and his frankly strange smelling collection of Disney Beanie Babies). 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/nerd...

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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

@seanbaby.bsky.social's article this week is going viral! Ha ha get it! It's a children's book about how measles is cool and good, actually, and it's VIRAL. HAHAHA. 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/lear...

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Auralnauts @auralnauts.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

The Auralnauts Movie Podcast welcomes back the Brian Bosworth of comedy, @seanbaby.bsky.social to discuss a movie some critics call the Dark Souls of 90’s action. We’re talking about 1991’s Stone Cold. on.soundcloud.com/Vtp8Cmn9kqPT...

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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

It's @seanbaby.bsky.social writing about his nemesis Godek. This is Godek's magnum opus! It was never published. I'll stop selling you. I know you're sold. 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/fuck...

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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

It's the @seanbaby.bsky.social/Whoopi Goldberg/ Haunted Doll collab you've all been asking for today! 1900hotdog.com/2026/01/upse...

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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

We're all going to jail! That must mean @brockway.bsky.social's book is on the shelves at your local bookstore. We've got a FREE peek behind the scenes of I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend For $200 today. 1900hotdog.com/2026/01/refl...

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Seanbaby @seanbaby.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Brockway’s book is out! Like right now! Buying it is the only way to keep our website’s entire staff from going to prison!

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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Oh good! @seanbaby.bsky.social found a 60-minute VHS tape about a ten-minute face workout. This is exactly what we all need today. 1900hotdog.com/2026/01/lear...

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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

The next book in the John Dies at the End series is UP FOR PREORDER NOW, in all formats, at all retailers, including SIGNED EDITIONS. There Are No Giant Crabs in this Novel: A Novel of Giant Crabs: Signed hardcovers: parnassusbooks.net/giantcrabs All other formats: bit.ly/crabscrabscr...

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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

@seanbaby.bsky.social presents for the approval of the Hotdog society: A cute little book about pet names! I'm sure it'll be adorable and completely devoid of Hitler mentions. 1900hotdog.com/2026/01/lear...

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 15/01/2026

i wrote about burger madness

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Robert Brockway @brockway.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

A lot of erotic bigfoot insanity in this episode, so it's a shame it will probably always be remembered as "the one where Brockway accidentally got high on dog medication."

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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

@merrittk.com introduces us to the Hot Dog Matrix of Cartoon Cash-ins today, and where the Little Shop Of Horrors cartoon belongs in it. It's FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2026/01/nerd...

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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Start your new year off with the best of @seanbaby.bsky.social and @brockway.bsky.social's Teamworking days! 1900hotdog.com/2026/01/best...

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michael Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

My pals and employers @brockway.bsky.social and @seanbaby.bsky.social have graciously unlocked some of my 2025 columns for non-Patrons! If you like your comedy written instead of spoken and swinging WILDLY between sex-negative and sex-positive, hey, urine luck.

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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Best of @alexschmidty.bsky.social today! All FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2025/12/best...

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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

Our podcast roundup with incredible Christmas art by @katzatstudios.com is now live! Check it out for the artwork alone. 1900hotdog.com/2025/12/podc...

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