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Benjamin Ahr Harrison

@benjaminahr.mobi
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Star Trek podcast host @greatesttrek.com, fart joke enjoyer, embarrassing dad, one half of a Star Wars character. E-40 enthusiast. Tougher than a $3 steak. Benjaminahr.mobi Profile photo by Dennys Ilic.

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Earl Grey Memes Club @earlgreymemes.club · 10/04/2025
Captain Picard kneeling over Dathon with a knife in #StarTrek TNG "Darmok" with stylized text: Is it cake?
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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 22h
Schmitt: And you, Mr. Hendrix, are yourself a homosexual? Jimi: Well… I’m sorry, what? Schmitt: Because we have the song here. The lyrics are on the card here. You excuse yourself, TO KISS A GUY.
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 30/09/2026
We’ve got some really fun merch lined up for the end of TNG Season 1. It will be on podshop.biz soon, but you’ll get early access if you subscribe to the newsletter!
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Greatest Trek and The Greatest Generation @greatesttrek.com · 28/09/2026
On today’s #GreatestGen, when Counselor Troi’s shuttle crashes on Vagra II, the Entrepreneur sends a rescue team down to find a highly-flammable entity made of Metamucil and printer ink. Listen to the full ep at gagh.biz/greatestgen! #startrek #startrektng #friendsofdesoto
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Greatest Trek and The Greatest Generation @greatesttrek.com · 29/09/2026
When an old enemy takes hostages you bring an even older admiral to negotiate. That's the Mordan IV way! That's how you get Karnas! Only Admiral Jameson pulls a uncontrollable Ponce de León and may go from hoverchair to crib. Listen to our review of "Too Short a Season" at gagh.biz/greatestgen
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 28/09/2026
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Star Trek 5 Star Trek V
Alt: Star Trek V, Kirk, with Spock and Bones in the background, asks “What does god need with a starship?”
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JayIsPainting 🍁 @jayispainting.earthskyart.ca · 27/09/2026
Cc @benjaminahr.mobi
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Anybody Canyon @anybodycanyon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Greatest Trek and The Greatest Generation @greatesttrek.com · 25/09/2026
On today’s episode of #GreatestTrek, when Uhura picks up a mysterious comms signal from future herself, a time travel adventure kicks off and her two selves have to work together to save Scotty. Listen to the latest episode at gagh.biz/greatesttrek! #GreatestTrek #friendsofdesoto #fods
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Greatest Trek and The Greatest Generation @greatesttrek.com · 25/09/2026
Come on over for Combstober! All month long we’re celebrating some of the classic star turns from Jeffrey Combs’ filmography on #GreatestTrek. P1’s are available for the last three movies, grab one at podshop.biz! #combstober #greatesttrek #jeffreycombs
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 25/09/2026
If we made this tee shirt for @greatesttrek.com how many would you buy? Like for one shirt. Reskeet for ten shirts. Quote skeet other quantities.
It’s a mocked up photo of a man wearing an all over print tee shirt made to look like the shirt Riker wears to honor the head of the government on the planet Angel One in the TNG episode of the same name. It’s mostly teal with a plunging neckline simulated by the design having an illustration of a mostly bare hairy chest with one nipple out.
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 25/09/2026
Pretty Woman: The Search for Spock
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Jamison @jamisonartist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’d like quantities other than ten.
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Oops It's Bowser @thepeoplesbowser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yeah, I had to repost this, so I guess I'll take two 😉
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 25/09/2026
If we made this tee shirt for @greatesttrek.com how many would you buy? Like for one shirt. Reskeet for ten shirts. Quote skeet other quantities.
It’s a mocked up photo of a man wearing an all over print tee shirt made to look like the shirt Riker wears to honor the head of the government on the planet Angel One in the TNG episode of the same name. It’s mostly teal with a plunging neckline simulated by the design having an illustration of a mostly bare hairy chest with one nipple out.
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 24/09/2026
I think it’s fucked up what Bravo does. They send these housewives on their Ultimate Girls Trip, and the wives reasonably assume that means the trip will be great. But it means ultimate in the other sense. Sad how many have perished for one last grasp at relevance.
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 24/09/2026
The clip of me walking here isn’t from a student film, but an actual commercial. The point stands nonetheless!
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Greatest Trek and The Greatest Generation @greatesttrek.com · 22/09/2026
The latest episode of #GreatestTrek is a real mug dropper. Listen to the full episode at gagh.biz/greatesttrek, link in bio! #greatesttrek #startrek #friendsofdesoto #strangenewworlds
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
For those of us who've been following PRECISELY this issue for decades, it's like the regularity of bird migrations. Obviously bogus claims (migrating north), fully & categorically debunked (migrating south) a month later. In the old days it was John Fund at WSJ oped page. Now it's DHS/DOJ.
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 23/09/2026
Did I win!?!
A plastic mesh bag of Chula Brand Persian limes.
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 21/09/2026
Why does noted senatorial dipshit John Fetterman have loads of pictures of toy tricorders from Star Trek on his website?
Google image search results listing many different images and videos of tricorders from Star Trek. There is a TNG era one on the first row, showing the belt clip on the back and then the top and front of a closed one in the next pic. On the next row down there is a detail shot of a medical tricorder mini playset box, and the back of a TOS era tricorder toy. These are all images listed as being hosted at johnfetterman.com and there are many more!
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Muppet GIF of the Day @gifs-of-puppets.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Today's #TheMuppetShow GIF of the Day is...
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 21/09/2026
A black and white photo very dirty dumpster at the base of two pine trees. On the dumpster someone has written, with a white paint pen, “in the parking lot with the drugs we bought…”
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 20/09/2026
People are saying it’s the best collect calling joke of 2026. People are also saying it’s the worst joke of 2026.
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 19/09/2026
“Ugga mugga mothafucka!” - Samuel L. Striped Tiger
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 19/09/2026
You have a collect call from Chichen Wefoundaruinitzamayancity.
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 18/09/2026
Paramount’s new logo goes crazy!
A photo of a computer screen running photoshop. It’s a 90s Paramount studio logo with the arc of stars surrounding a mountain, but covering the mountain and flowing into the valley below is the greasy black sludge of Armus, the sentient evil byproduct of an ancient species. The script font says Mount Armus. Below that in a sans serif font it says A Dank + Vile company.
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 18/09/2026
How about a rap rock themed sausage restaurant called Linkin Pork?
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 17/09/2026
“I know I do contract labor as a murderer for hire, but this workplace is getting a little bit toxic for my taste!”
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 17/09/2026
And the Emmy for best phone call reaction shot in a drama goes to…
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Greatest Trek and The Greatest Generation @greatesttrek.com · 14/09/2026
Who among us can resist the call of a Previa casserole dish? #greatesttrek #startrek #friendsofdesoto #lecreuset
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
biff yeager card bubble still in effect 👍
Four signed Biff Yeager cards on eBay. They're between $120-$158.
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Greatest Trek and The Greatest Generation @greatesttrek.com · 11/09/2026
Greatest episode or Greatest Trek? #startrek #friendsofdesoto #strangenewworlds #fods
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 12/09/2026
Shana tova!
A page of a book. A black and white image of Leonard Nimoy at a lectern wearing a Jewish prayer shawl and a suit making the famous live long and prosper hand gesture. The caption reads “Leonard Nimoy, in a Jewish prayer shawl, tells the story of how he created the Vulcan Salute - a Jewish blessing gesture that is now universally recognized as a Star Trek greeting of peace. Live long and prosper!”
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 12/09/2026
Shana tova!
A page of a book. A black and white image of Leonard Nimoy at a lectern wearing a Jewish prayer shawl and a suit making the famous live long and prosper hand gesture. The caption reads “Leonard Nimoy, in a Jewish prayer shawl, tells the story of how he created the Vulcan Salute - a Jewish blessing gesture that is now universally recognized as a Star Trek greeting of peace. Live long and prosper!”
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 12/09/2026
Go home grocery store beer fridges you’re drunk!
A grocery store beer fridge full of domestics but the top shelf is broken and at a super slanted angle, yet still supporting quite a few six packs.
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 11/09/2026
More like General Order Season Four.
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Greatest Trek and The Greatest Generation @greatesttrek.com · 11/09/2026
On today’s episode of #GreatestTrek, when Captain Pike is on an away mission and Admiral Reeger swoops in to commandeer the Enterprise, it’s to everyone’s surprise when they find themselves caught in a Crimson Tide scenario. Listen to the latest episode at gagh.biz/greatesttrek #fods #startrek
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Greatest Trek and The Greatest Generation @greatesttrek.com · 09/09/2026
Ethan lets out the pecks. Listen to the whole episode at gagh.biz/greatesttrek. #greatesttrek #startrek #friendsofdesoto #strangenewworlds
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Greatest Trek and The Greatest Generation @greatesttrek.com · 10/09/2026
Today is a good day to take out the trash. Listen to the latest episode of #GreatestGen at gagh.biz/greatestgen. #startrek #friendsofdesoto #fods
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 08/09/2026
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Rep. Jimmy Gomez @gomez.house.gov · 09/09/2026
With TPS for Salvadorans scheduled to expire today, more than 170,000 people, including 30k in my district, face being uprooted from lives built over decades in the United States. DHS’s decision to delay deportations offers some relief, but families deserve certainty, not prolonged fear.
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 09/09/2026
I am a gender essentialist. My children will follow in the example set by their parents. The girl will grow up to be an attorney who prosecutes corporations engaged in wage theft, and the boy will have a podcast and mental illness.
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Cyrus Farivar @cfarivar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
WHOLESOME is such a good listen. I'm proud to be a Somehole. bsky.app/profile/benj...
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 08/09/2026
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Greatest Trek and The Greatest Generation @greatesttrek.com · 07/09/2026
On today’s #GreatestGen, when there’s a disturbance in the Neutral Zone and the Entrepreneur is sent to investigate, a derelict ship carrying Klingon passengers explodes during an emergency beam out. Listen to the full ep at gagh.biz/greatestgen #startrek #startrektng #friendsofdesoto
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 30/08/2026
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 06/09/2026
Need to come up with a new nickname because my dad wants me to stop calling him Sugar Tits.
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 04/09/2026
Vinfast is a car brand that seems like it should only exist in the Grand Theft Auto universe.
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 04/09/2026
The aisle where you wait at my pharmacy has products such as Summer’s Eve and pregnancy tests and Plan B. All things I purchase impulsively on a regular basis. Masterful piece of marketing.
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