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Chris A. 🎃 @letseatnachos.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
DC canceled this book because the writer made this mild intensity joke about the guy whose name I'm sick of typing. DC's parent company, WB, keeps putting money in JK Rowling's pocket because "we have to respect differences of opinion". the dots aren't terribly hard to connect
a tweet from Gretchen Felker-Martin: "the job market is grim, but there's a silver lining: Gavin Newsom needs a new host for his podcast."
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
It gets even crazier
This dude Eldertiktok stole all the blood soaked Charlie Kirk merch to sell on eBay and left his fingerprints all over an active crime scene as soon as he finished recording his selfie vid, new fave shooting deep event character

photo of the guy stealing merch
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Best Of Overcursed @overcursed.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
this post has 260,000 views on Twitter, 19,000 likes, & has been up for 11 hours. if bluesky takes moderation action on this post, then Bluesky is already worse than Twitter & everyone should migrate their accounts over to @transrights.northsky.social. Charlie Kirk was a white supremacist.
the face of a bigoted nazi fascist on one of the world trade center. a bullet has replaced the plane.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
EMPATHY - He was confused when he died. Confused and alone, most likely. Overcome with the awful surprise of it all.
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pissfart pete 🇵🇸🇺🇦 @pissfart-pete.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
rest in piss
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pissfart pete 🇵🇸🇺🇦 @pissfart-pete.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
hey so charlie kirk definitely knew something about the files right
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
once again it is not fucking normal to lower flags in oregon for random member of the opposing political party who was born in illinois, lived in arizona, and died in utah. this is not a normal thing they're extending to a white supremacist, it's a special thing they're doing for a white supremacist
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Every Social Media Site Is Evil
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 12/09/2025
you only post once
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cindy @depalmasux.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
they showed us the news broadcast of 9/11 in preschool and as soon as I got home I built two stacks of blocks and started throwing my toy planes at them and my dad got rlly quiet and told me to never do that again
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
reaching for a glass of orange juice immediately after being shot in front of thousands of my fans. the crowd goes nuts, i’m really gonna do it. my knees wobble but i stand strong. for the bit
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
The Coca-Cola Freestyle machine is an echo chamber. Good luck finding nuanced debates about hot button issues on that touch screen. It’s just soda names and flavored syrups
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
a three panel comic.

first panel says: “how hemophilia was named”

second panel, a guy with a profusely bleeding hand talks to his doctor. “doc, it won't stop bleeding” he says.

third panel, the doctor thinks to himself “damn, this dude fucking loves blood”

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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
decided to redo an old comics
I'VE GOT A NEW STRAT TO SELL FENTANYL
TO GEN Z

I CALL IT
"SKIBIDI
SHITFACE"

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH?

IDK MAN.
NOBODY WANTS TO FUCKING BUY
FENTANYL ANYMORE.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 28/08/2025
in the last year this is the onion headline i most often think about
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
ONLINE LEFTIST: what if we tried to find a candidate that's good ONLINE LIBERAL: congratulations your attitude just killed us all. we're dead. hope you're happy. we could've just had trans people be dead but nooooo you and your purity tests put a gun to our heads and squeezed. enjoy the camps homo 🖕
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
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Pukicho @pukicho.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
If you use ChatGPT for anything at all just know, I have bested you. You have been bested by my superior mind.
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pissfart pete 🇵🇸🇺🇦 @pissfart-pete.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
is anyone else in the mood to headbutt a rusty spike
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
there should be creatures that only exist at night. they should be made of shadow and, if possible, evil itself. and they should be impossible to defeat!
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Green Jinjo @green-jinjo.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Help!
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Sad Handjob Pathos @magiloupits.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Be careful, there is a new scam going around. If you see a wooden box filled with food, DON'T GO IN. A wall will fall behind you and you'll be stuck.
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panken 🔞 @pankenlewd.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
i am very down with free-use but only just for me. i am extremely selfish and i do not share sorry. but yeah free-use
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panken 🔞 @pankenlewd.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
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panken @panken.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
something to think about: in one single cube of sugar there's the calorie equivalent of at least like 3 sugar cubes
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
i think if i was alive today i would've been a belieber...
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Pokemon rumble spheal saying "hope i don't have a long day" outside the long day factory
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 18/08/2025
if you were on fire i would piss on you. shit on you too
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pissfart pete 🇵🇸🇺🇦 @pissfart-pete.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
2025 Political Rising Stars To Keep An Eye On
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chirasul @moth.gay · 18/08/2025
gotta be my worst post all time
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 18/08/2025
I can’t wait for Jesus to see all the cool shops and stuff we added to his temple ^_^ he’s going to be sooooo excited when he arrives to Jerusalem 🕊️
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Fascinating and Terrible World of the Sado-Masochist Homosexual @toskarin.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
in the same way you have to relax your eyes to see the shapes in a magic eye illusion, the older the english is, the more you have to just pretend your brain is fine reading english and nederlands at the same time
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👜 @drain.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
My Bitch Elf Wife, Who Will Outlive Me By 100s of Years, Is Making Me Do The Dishes And Take Out The Trash, On My Limited Human Time.... SMH!!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
You do love to see it.
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 14/08/2025
hat that says "if you're not masturbating to me I can only assume you're masturbating against me"
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Dragon's Dogma Pawn @dragonsdpawn.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Defeating the goat's head makes a chimera wild.
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🌸 DreMeMoTo @drememoto.com · 13/08/2025
Don’t let the current political climate distract you from that fact that Kirby heals his party members by kissing them on the mouth
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erin @dracula3d.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
If you use Firefox: Go into Settings, in the search bar type "Sidebar" and select "Show Sidebar." At the bottom of the sidebar, click "Customize Sidebar" (the little gear icon) and un-check the "AI Chatbot" box.
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Just so we’re keeping score & everyone understands where we are now: you live in a country where there are two tiers of citizenship, the government is sending people to concentration camps, the president sets the policies of elite universities, & there are security checkpoints in the capital city.
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pissfart pete 🇵🇸🇺🇦 @pissfart-pete.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
donald deglover
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Bong Joon Heaux @hatingongodot.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
In some ways it'd be less grim if people were making unhinged original characters to date. Like if someone was like "my AI boyfriend is some dragon lord with elemental powers" it'd be less depressing to me than how many people just seem to want generic blue-eyed dudes you could meet anywhere irl
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
ChatGPT talks to adults like it’s grooming them. Ohhhh wowwwww you’re so mature for your age. Nobody understands you.
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pissfart pete 🇵🇸🇺🇦 @pissfart-pete.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
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fruit snack @gusherbug.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
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Fascinating and Terrible World of the Sado-Masochist Homosexual @toskarin.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
from the spooky minds behind rick and morty
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