Pukicho @pukicho.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Hello beautiful little freak. I love you, my beautiful little freak. 16537123
Pukicho @pukicho.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Biodiversity is bad, actually. I think there should be one big bug that rules everything. 3372798
Pukicho @pukicho.bsky.social · 01/09/2025I wouldn't trust a guy with the name 'wyrmtongue', but that's just me. Maybe I'm just built different. But I wouldn't make my most trusted advisor a guy called 'wyrmtongue' 327027
Pukicho @pukicho.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Sometimes feelings really aren't that valid. Sometimes you're just being a little asshole. 438578
Pukicho @pukicho.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Children yearn for microplastics and attention deficit disorder so I give them water bottle caps and ipads 127331
Pukicho @pukicho.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Silksong releasing on my birthday because I’m their favorite guy 633118
Pukicho @pukicho.bsky.social · 21/08/2025The fact that Silksong took 7 years to make merely because they were vibing out and having fun being creative is the best reason I could have imagined it being. 8809134
Pukicho @pukicho.bsky.social · 21/08/2025If you use ChatGPT for anything at all just know, I have bested you. You have been bested by my superior mind. 101041251
Pukicho @pukicho.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Thank you for almost but not actually 20k followers. Announcing this will definitely yield more followers, and not incur a mass unfollowing spree 42215
Pukicho @pukicho.bsky.social · 19/08/2025KIRBY AIR RIDERS ASKS THE AGE OLD QUESTION! WHAT IF MARIO KART FUCKED 537754
Pukicho @pukicho.bsky.social · 12/08/2025What if instead of calling it piano, we called it... you know... 1113815
Pukicho @pukicho.bsky.social · 12/08/2025We have to stop making people. I am losing track of them all 1037152
Pukicho @pukicho.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Men when they see toilets : I refuse to pee my piss into this big open hole part. Hmmm.. The floor will do me nicely. 540629
Pukicho @pukicho.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Just found out ADHD people can’t rotate a cube in their head because they get too distracted by birds and squirrels 2250735
Pukicho @pukicho.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Hello bisexual people. Watch out for falling spike traps in the next room. 32817148
Pukicho @pukicho.bsky.social · 26/03/2025This is me if you were a horse: “Hello little guy” *feeds you the gay carrots 🥕 specifically for gay horses* 15650130
Pukicho @pukicho.bsky.social · 23/03/2025There are various elements contributing to my failure 1541043
Pukicho @pukicho.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Biodiversity is bad, actually. I think there should be one big bug that rules everything. 1858979
Pukicho @pukicho.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Tariffs have made access to goods more expensive. Even my top guys whom I pay $360,000 a year for didn’t foresee this happening 12969
Pukicho @pukicho.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Hey welcome to the burger store, what can I get for you? No, we don’t sell burgers here, you WOKE freak, WOKE freak, you WOKE freak. You WOKE freak. 667267
Pukicho @pukicho.bsky.social · 05/03/2025All of my crimes will be tallied up like a lottery machine winning the jackpot as I stand in front of the gates of heaven 336444
Pukicho @pukicho.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Various countries have deemed the common missile "poor for infrastructure" - so in order to prove them wrong, I have launched one million missiles at all of their infrastructure, destroying it immediately 022811
Pukicho @pukicho.bsky.social · 05/03/2025What if i shot one million missiles at you and when you got back up, i lobbed another million missiles at you? And then when you stood back up again, one million more missiles at you. 2029024
Pukicho @pukicho.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Help, I bought a karaoke machine but it only has bo burnam on it. Can I legally euthanize machines? 1942122
Pukicho @pukicho.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Who could have assumed the innocuous hollowed-out wooden horse would have a bunch of fucking Achaeans in it?? Fuck off with this shit. Troy forever. 437928
Pukicho @pukicho.bsky.social · 07/02/2025“I respectfully disagree” no the fuck you don’t. You want to kill me, and I want to kill you 11860167
Pukicho @pukicho.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Through the teachings of God and the Bible I have learned Lightning. I have learned lightning fucking bolt. 1255280
Pukicho @pukicho.bsky.social · 31/01/2025One billion warriors could not stop me. What makes you think you can? 4541722
Pukicho @pukicho.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Hello sexual freaks, I hope you remember that God is going to fucking blast you to death with powerful lightning. Peace and love. 2061172
