Reposted by cindyKAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 05/10/2026𝟏.) 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐭 This gift option isn’t just 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴, it’s 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 —with the added benefit of being perfect for the woman who has it all! 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘏𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘑𝘰𝘩𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘵 fits your requirements that your present be 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 and 𝘯𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘺, but 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘭 for a budding courtship. 735672
Reposted by cindyrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 04/10/2026some hardcore bands are so damn stingy with the breakdowns. hey sugar tits cute song but what the hell do you think i came here for 71396
Reposted by cindyGretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 03/10/2026so often the stupid personal essay de jure is a flagrant case of "that's an inside thought, mama. that's for your journal" 121123123
cindy @depalmasux.bsky.social · 03/10/2026third base is loaning each other feminist psychoanalytic texts and prefacing them by saying “most of this is bullshit but she has some cool points in the last couple chapters“ 060
cindy @depalmasux.bsky.social · 01/10/2026dear hiring managers, I DONT EAT I DONT SLEEP I DONT EAT I DONT SLEEP I DONT EAT I DONT EAT I DONT SLEEP I LET IT CONSUME ME thank you for your time and consideration 0162
Reposted by cindyJAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 30/09/2026Ultimate Transsexuals. 10 Hours 69 Transsexuals. 69 Cocks 134 Balls. The Best Of Edition Full Of Cocks 291534383
cindy @depalmasux.bsky.social · 30/09/2026turning into more of a “spoken word intro from a couch slut song” week 180
Reposted by cindyblooming sludge @ledesordrecestmoi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026getting the Dr Bronner’s All-In-One surgery 1347
Reposted by cindy🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Forming a militia devoted to chilling and having a nice time 1628
cindy @depalmasux.bsky.social · 28/09/2026jean genet will spend a full page talking about farts and then drop an emotional sledgehammer of a line out of nowhere 040
cindy @depalmasux.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“would u let a straight guy suck u off” idk has he got gusto? how’s his joie d’vivre? 1141
cindy @depalmasux.bsky.social · 26/09/2026every time that “minneapolis moment” page makes a post, somebody’s rent goes up 170
Reposted by cindyceej @ceej.online · 25/09/2026Be serious. Bert and Ernie are not “in love.” Maybe they used to be, once 903301395
Reposted by cindyAAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 09/09/2023this city is afraid of me. i have seen its true face. 322537549
cindy @depalmasux.bsky.social · 24/09/2026when I was 14 I paid international postage out of my allowance money to mail a demo cd I’d made on my laptop to berghain and they should’ve started me on cross-sex hormones right then and there 0191
Reposted by cindyrue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 24/09/2026there is no conversation about the homos and our business that the newspapers need to be looped in on. that’s like the really important thing. “it described a real phenomenon and the conversation needs to occur” not with the fucking boston globe in the room it doesn’t 117134
cindy @depalmasux.bsky.social · 24/09/2026would you employ me? I’d employ me. I’d employ me hard. 0172
cindy @depalmasux.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I will say ”guy who uses covid precautions as a pretext to do some holier than thou bullshit” is someone I’ve encountered irl like.. twice, ever. which is so utterly minuscule compared to the number of people I've seen throw full-on tantrums over being asked to mask up lol 2334
cindy @depalmasux.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I get high and start replying to emails bc something in my soul is rotten 1130
cindy @depalmasux.bsky.social · 23/09/2026carrie 1976 is just so full of utterly baffling choices. the sped-up tuxedo rental scene, piper laurie’s accent, the jesus figurine that’s also saint sebastian, the predatory lesbian gym teacher, “dirty pillows.” what a movie 150
cindy @depalmasux.bsky.social · 20/09/2026hi I’m whippets and this is my boyfriend, anodized titanium butterfly knife. we’re here to make out with our hands in each other’s pockets 290
Reposted by cindyskeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026checking mychart at the club 35910
cindy @depalmasux.bsky.social · 18/09/2026if you can’t talk about fight club how are you supposed to impress boys 081
Reposted by cindypauline value-added consumer incentive @spacehunterm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026 6480141
cindy @depalmasux.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I do kinda think “it’s okay because it’s pretend!” is a rhetoric that’s built to fail and an abdication of the fight for bodily autonomy 1211
Reposted by cindyNaraka Final Ghoul @eris.anarchogoth.rip · 18/09/2026bataille just knows how to start a fuckin book 2277
cindy @depalmasux.bsky.social · 17/09/2026that little bisexual menace wouldn’t know what hit him 0131
cindy @depalmasux.bsky.social · 16/09/2026convinced that a certain local coffee shop is only in business by virtue of being adjacent to a bookstore and having a customers only bathroom bc jesus christ that place feels like an exceptionally tiresome portlandia sketch 1120
cindy @depalmasux.bsky.social · 15/09/2026queer cinema these days just isn’t nearly spiteful enough 1285
cindy @depalmasux.bsky.social · 14/09/2026all singing must now be howling? really? all of it? idk that just seems like a lot 041
Reposted by cindywillow with a reese's peanut butter pumpkin 🐈🎃 @willow.kissesgirls.online · 14/09/2026my dinner with hand job starring wall ass shawn 2224
Reposted by cindyNetscape @netscape.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The free use uncle has superliked you 429148
cindy @depalmasux.bsky.social · 11/09/2026guy at the hardware store rang me up for a bunch of heavy duty plastic drop cloths and said “good luck with.. whatever you’re doing with these” man mind your fuckin business 0120
