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She/Her. Dumbass.

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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Phoenix @phoenixfeet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Once again at the Daylesford Mill Market They have the Tron novelisation and disturbing Blues merch
The Novelisation of the movie Tron, for $20A Carlton Blues fan badge. The mascot kinda looks like a swamp monster
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone at work once asked me what my guilty pleasure was and I immediately shot back “pleasure never makes me feel guilty.” I’ve seldom felt cooler than I did in that moment. Literally one minute later I tripped on an extension cord and hit my head on a whiteboard in front of the entire office
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 28/09/2026
So yeah, if you suppress all knowledge of queerness, then on some level, you do end up with fewer openly queer people. You get to have more miserable, self-hating stunted people instead. YAY YOU WIN. If you just want us gone, then yeah, that's a victory condition.
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 28/09/2026
The "social contagion" thing drives me screaming angry. When I was young I had no clue trans ppl existed. I'd never met anyone trans. I saw cruel caricatures in pop culture occasionally. When I realized trans was a thing someone could be, it hit like a lightning bolt. My life felt newly possible.
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Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You have been blessed by the friend onion :).
A clear container with fried onions in it the sign says "friend onion".
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Phoenix @phoenixfeet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The rise of Tom Wilkinson with bread in Michael Clayton memes warms my heart
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Tarlton @tarlton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Paul McCartney in the shining: woke up got outta bed, hugged a ghoul and bonked me head
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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 27/09/2026
Liam Hogan Thought is explicit on the way out of housing crisis in Australia
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
out: gooners. in:
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Patrick Marlborough @cormacmccafe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the highest form of success for an Australian comedian is becoming an actor in a sports betting app
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All serious like I’m making an actual point: when are democrats gonna go back to lip service and pablum instead of making concrete promises
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Nudibranch @duckbytheoboe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When people post about how modern stuff isn’t as good as old stuff I want to make them carry a U-Matic portapack to a recording location. Just absolutely dismal shit.
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Matt, from Alaska @mattfromalaska.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Going through the 'crowd laughter' section of my sound effects library and getting increasingly upset. "Stop laughing at me," I insist. "This isn't funny."
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
woke up to the back door open and every single cat missing and I'm standing out there scratching my head wondering wtf to do when all 3 saw me and showed up screaming for breakfast and stalked back in angrily so I guess sometimes its good to have asshole bosses
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ko² @foxgirl.systems · 12/09/2026
I bought this vaio at the show and after powering it on for the first time, this is what greeted me
sony vaio pcg-u3, running windows xp, wallpaper is a hamster held with 2 hands captioned "Unhand me you fuck"
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Russell Parker @pussellrarker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Such a sad decline from his Sherlock/Doctor Strange heyday www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow...
glasgowlive.co.uk
Burst Cumbernauld sewage pipe leaves smelly 'Pringles tube sized keech' on path
The issue is said to have been reported to Scottish Water after a pipe burst, spewing raw sewage onto the path behind Drumpellier Gardens.
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Jim Pickard @pickardje.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Rory Stewart turning to stare weirdly at @pronouncedalva.bsky.social on Newsnight last night
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Phoenix @phoenixfeet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sleepy
A sleepy black and white dog sitting on a blue couchA tabby cat resting on a blue couch cushion
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Frankenbert Graveyardko @albertburneko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"It's healthy for men to cry, except in this particular circumstance, in which case it's pathetic and embarrassing." great @remas.bsky.social blog
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I refuse to go to therapy because it’s bad storytelling. Some guy just tells me what’s wrong with me and how to fix it? How is that engaging for my friends, family, or even haters?
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AL @machostackhouse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
at the thrift store @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
A shelf of VHS tapes at a thrift store with a handwritten sign saying “NOW With More SPEED!”. There is a row of nine identical VHS copies of the 1994 film “Speed” starring Keanu Reeves artfully displayed to show his face along the top of the shelf.
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petit burgo @burgotastic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Weird article that focuses specifically on this one Chinese brand, but all the concerns are around the dangers of malicious hacking, which could be done to any make of vehicle with similar systems. Like, a malicious actor hacking a Renault isn’t evidence that the French are evil (they are tho)
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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026
i need to know what happened
sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"
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Dibbo @dibbo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
making badges for the screening next week! if you don't already, follow my film night's Insta pls: www.instagram.com/monkeyshinesmovieclub
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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👻 🎃 🦇 Bela Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Macklemore is a real case study in how you can be Kind of a Dumb Guy but still end up broadly on the right side of most things merely by being generally quite good-natured, because questions like "should trans people exist?" and "is it bad to do a genocide?" are actually really uncomplicated.
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Daniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's important to know that however many Tarzan books, movies and TV shows you think there are, you're wrong.
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Always worth being reminded that Kids These Days/This New Generation is Cooked lamentations are as old as humanity. Probably older.
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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
trying to make new friends as an adult
Amy Adams in Arrival holding the white board that says HUMAN while she's trying to communicate with aliens
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Phoenix @phoenixfeet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is such a Guardian way to describe a sports event
Article on the Guardian about the Melbourne NFL game

"Crowd of 100,000 laps up relentless sensory experience as NFL woos Melbourne"
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the international date line saying "and i took that personally"
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Matt Lichtenstadter @mattsmusings1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That man would sell utes by the bucketload
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Phoenix @phoenixfeet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh shit Stetson Bennett is in, I'm behind the Rams now
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Eric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I hope there's a sign for folks dropping off people at the airport that says "D.PARTON"
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
THE PREMISE IS THAT THE MUPPETS ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW CALLED THE MUPPET SHOW
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
my little cousin plays D1 volleyball so I have quite literally had a front row seat to some of this, there are eight girls on every one of these teams who could knock you into the middle of next week smiling, but sure, worry about the one in 100,000 who is on drugs that make her LESS of a menace 😂
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Martin Dunlop @martindunlop.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
John Le Carré
Stanley with text

MAMA
MOMMY
MOM
BRUH
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Brooke Harrington @ebharrington.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Feminist theory remains undefeated in explaining the weirdest parts of the Trump administration. I'm just going to keep posting this skeleton-key-to-MAGA passage, written over 40 years ago, until everyone gets it.
"To say that straight men are heterosexual is only to say that they engage in sex (fucking exclusively with the other sex, i.e., women). All or almost all of that which pertains to love, most straight men reserve exclusively for other men. The people whom they admire, respect, adore, revere, honor, whom they imitate, idolize, and form profound attachments to, whom they are willing to teach and from whom they are willing to learn, and whose respect, admiration, recognition, honor, reverence and love they desire… those are, overwhelmingly, other men. In their relations with women, what passes for respect is kindness, generosity or paternalism; what passes for honor is removal to the pedestal. From women they want devotion, service and sex.

Heterosexual male culture is homoerotic; it is man-loving.”
― Marilyn Frye, The Politics of Reality: Essays in Feminist Theory
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
hey, I was born in the 80s or 90s and I'm looking for a morally acceptable way to continue to like Harry Potter?? you see, I have this special condition where I just... stopped. somewhere along the way, i let the growth inside me die and i gnawed a hole in the past, and there i sit, and there i rot
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 31/08/2026
In the 90s we didn’t have social media. We talked to each other in person. We listened to cassette tapes. We rode bikes until it was dark. We brought back swing music. We smoked cigarettes inside. One of the swing bands was called the cherry poppin daddies. We went outside.
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Peter Hollo @peterhollo.com · 01/09/2026
A couple of days ago, Australia post started a promo with HBO for the Harry Potter TV series. It you noticed the app logo changed to incorporate an owl, that's why. A bunch of people sent in complaints about the association with that revolting TERF JK Rowling. Today they replied. Partnership ended!
Screenshot of an email from AusPost replying to my complaint sent in yesterday. It reads:

Thank you for contacting Australia Post.

Australia Post is an inclusive organisation that values diversity and is committed to fostering a respectful and welcoming environment for all people, including LGBTQIA+ communities.

The Harry Potter Owl Post Experience was a promotional fan event delivered in partnership with HBO Max to celebrate letter writing and provide an engaging experience for Harry Potter fans.

We apologise if the activation has left you disappointed. We understand your concerns and your feedback has been heard and shared with the relevant teams. As a result, the partnership has now ended. Your feedback will also inform how we think about future partnerships and activations.

I highlighted "As a result" and added exclamation marks after the following sentence.
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The AMC app gives you a free large popcorn on your birthday and my wife asked the employee if she could just get a small and they said no
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Dibbo @dibbo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
THE SINGER FROM THE BAND KANSAS' SON: dad what's that weird meat all over you THE SINGER FROM THE BAND KANSAS: Carrion, my wayward son THE SINGER FROM THE BAND KANSAS' SON: that's a bit like that song you did
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