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Pez

@pezt.bsky.social
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NSFW Here for a good time He/Him I'll block you if you don't have any posts when you follow me Also if you're here to spam crypto or be transphobic diaf

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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
cursing the timeline
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Komma Chameleon @kommac.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
l think he should die [remembers rules about violence] I mean, in Minecraft [remembers AI-based age detection] I mean, in Romance of the Three Kingdoms XIII
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Monster Girl Ellie 🐍 🎄 @noelle.monster · 16/09/2026
This is, by its nature, classist. Think about it for a second: someone with a four-year degree who can't find a job that uses that degree and grosses $30,001 a year in fast food is "not working class" according to Jacobin.
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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#Clanker isn't a slur because LLMs aren't intelligent or sentient. Apparently some people think that it's possible to insult LLMs, but those people are wrong.
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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me too bitch, you're not special.
A Guardian headline which reads "Indonesian forager may have sucked on mond-altwring nuts 25,000 years ago,  research finds"
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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Re: Elizabeth Holmes she's fully a sociopath cf getting pregnant in a futile attempt to avoid prison
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026
I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
"if you turn this off you're straight" my corpse lies on the ground, blood pooling around me. i spawn in hazbin hotel having achieved the ultimate cockblock. the day will go down in history
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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
For a certain kind of poster this is the equivalent of waking up because a flashbang went off. Jesus
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Eric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
people are really getting into a row about spreadsheets. my column:
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megadrivers @megadrivers.coolpics.biz · 20/08/2026
the fucking rent-a-goon at the Alamo Drafthouse confiscated my Spencer Mansion Green Herb. I grow strains with a science bordering on the diabolical under lights that would make Gul Madred see double. his lungs are gonna look like an AI version of the Wendy's Superbar. his pulse will match Dave's.
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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This is a stupid take and you can tell he knows it's stupid because he limited interaction on it. You vote where you live, which when you're in college is wherever the college is. You might not think of the dorms as home but that's a perception problem.
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LAN 🔞 @emptymags.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It's interesting he knew it was for him because, personally, if I saw a guillotine I wouldn't assume it was meant for me It's almost as if he understands he's a bad person
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dynosaurwicked.bsky.social @dynosaurwicked.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Two lesbians are eating out their clown GF. One of them turns to the other and says, "does this taste funny to you?"
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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The lighting on this is insane and I love it
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
*drinks 200mg of caffeine every hour* why am i so excitable though?
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I would like a physical copy of my game please.
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Monster Girl Ellie 🐍 🎄 @noelle.monster · 27/06/2026
Essay title: We Must Imagine Sisyphus Gamified: The Rise of Roguelikes
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 24/06/2026
went down to the centrist convention. they’re all shaking and crying, I heard one guy say “I’m starting to think a better world IS possible.” the lady next to him slapped him in the face
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Watch carefully and you can see right through her eyes into the headrest. #WorldBollardAssociation
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hazel @impactdeficiency.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
lego sinkdog pls like and repost
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
NEW EXAMPLE FOR FONT LESSON JUST DROPPED
It’s a Portuguese add and it’s “Final” volleyball but it looks like “anal” which is confusing cause they’re all women and men are the ones more into anal cause of their prostate gland orgasm potential? I’ve heard?? Can’t say that in the lesson shoot
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Tamsin the Sword ⚔️ Monster 🧌 @tamsin.reimaginedgirl.com · 28/05/2026
It occurs to me that one of the many problems with policing in the US is that cops think they’re in Gotham even when they’re in Smallville.
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Kurt Shriner @kurtshriner.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
i think that babies should have to file tax returns under penalty of law. hear more on my daily video series And I Can’t Even! that costs $8,000 to produce per episode and that people have only ever seen by accident
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Citizen X @mayoubhappy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
This👇🏽 deserves to be posted 100 times but I’d be labeled spam.
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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I just wanted to send @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social a meme but I cant send images so here
a young anime girl holding a giant needle and smiling lays across the background

YOUR MID 30'S IS STILL YOUNG! YOU STILL HAVE YOUR WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF YOU! IT'S OKAY,

HAVE ANOTHER BEER! DON'T BOTHER FILLING UP ON WATER. BEER HAS WATER IN IT! CHEST PAINS ARE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT JUST LIKE JOINT PAINS! THAT'S JUST YOU GROWING, BIG AND STRONG! TURN THAT ROB ZOMBIE UP!
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John in the Mountains of Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
burger king logo with ascii goatse
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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Started a new Stellaris run as escaped slaves. Fanatically egalitarian xenophiles with a deep love of bathing in mutagens. I have 40 different species in my empire on day one.
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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I'm going to be explicit because I don't think you got the joke: I think a dude Naruto running by security in an attempt to do an assassination is normal for America now.
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🎃 It’s the Mid Pumpkin, Emily 🎃 @lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I’m at the combination Comedy Central Roast of Adolf Hitler / Reichstag Fire
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I bought a French duck I was going to cook in a Cantonese-style barbecue sauce; but the duck escaped, covered me in the glaze, and forced me into the oven. I was hoisined by my own canard
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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Stealing from museums is way cooler than stealing cryptocurrency. #Discourse
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
I am declaring war on 82% of bluesky with this
Spirit halloween “former gifted child”

Nothing included

When people ask “what are you supposed to be” answer “i was supposed to be a lot of things”
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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Cursing my timeline genuinely wtf and also wtf
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trevin @trevinflickinger.com · 09/04/2026
Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate
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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
getting excommunicated for saying "da prayers" to the chicago pope too much
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Happy 17776
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calmnivore 🔞 @calmnivore.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
:)
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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I thought everyone knew this? Gandalf loved hobbits.
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Shipwright @jaegerm.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
”The arcology” is one of many arkships made by another species in my setting who had to abandon their home system (rogue neutron star was on trajectory to pass through, which when it did it screwed up all the orbits and rendered it uninhabitable) Though despite its size, its on the lower tech end
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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Remember too that Jody is pan. It's our patriotic duty to seduce their boyfriends, girlfriends, wives, and husbands. Get into their polycules and satisfy all of them.
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jzp - 86 47 @jprovo.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Picture of Chuck Norris smiling with feet up. Overlay text: "Chuck Norris fought gay marriage. Gay marriage won."
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
stop making fun of elon musk's twenty year old son yakubian and how he makes his security guy wolfe hold the barrel to the chef's head until the hostess gets back with coke from 7-11 because pepsi is not ok
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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Bidets are great, finally society has advanced to the point where you can just douche after every shit.
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Michael Pacholek @michaelpacholek.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
My favorite Chuck Norris joke: Why are there Chuck Norris jokes, and no Bruce Lee jokes? Because, as Chuck Norris found out, Bruce Lee was no joke.
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mini‼️ @ministarfruit.itch.io · 19/03/2026
I love this text post so I drew it
Comic based off a tumblr text post about a guardian angel. The angel's dialogue is as follows: "it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get:  #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out:  Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it!"Continuation of the comic, the angel says: "🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people," with an art style change from cartoonish to devious anime girl when she claims to be killing people.
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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Can this be a solution?
A frame showing the current blockage of the Strait of Hormuz with a curved red dotted line and Bugs Bunny sawing the ground above it. and the second frame shows a canal where the dotted line was and the ship on the other side of the land mass.
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Ryan Lambie @ryanlambie.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I've just had an amazing idea
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