Reposted by PezKomma Chameleon @kommac.bsky.social · 24/09/2026l think he should die [remembers rules about violence] I mean, in Minecraft [remembers AI-based age detection] I mean, in Romance of the Three Kingdoms XIII 120586
Reposted by PezMonster Girl Ellie 🐍 🎄 @noelle.monster · 16/09/2026This is, by its nature, classist. Think about it for a second: someone with a four-year degree who can't find a job that uses that degree and grosses $30,001 a year in fast food is "not working class" according to Jacobin. 251
Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026#Clanker isn't a slur because LLMs aren't intelligent or sentient. Apparently some people think that it's possible to insult LLMs, but those people are wrong. 030
Reposted by PezDr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Me too bitch, you're not special. 12387911682
Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Re: Elizabeth Holmes she's fully a sociopath cf getting pregnant in a futile attempt to avoid prison 011
Reposted by PezLeah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form 349162053298
Reposted by Pezdrilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 16/12/2025"if you turn this off you're straight" my corpse lies on the ground, blood pooling around me. i spawn in hazbin hotel having achieved the ultimate cockblock. the day will go down in history 114321
Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026For a certain kind of poster this is the equivalent of waking up because a flashbang went off. Jesus 0153
Reposted by PezEric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026people are really getting into a row about spreadsheets. my column: 983409461
Reposted by Pezmegadrivers @megadrivers.coolpics.biz · 20/08/2026the fucking rent-a-goon at the Alamo Drafthouse confiscated my Spencer Mansion Green Herb. I grow strains with a science bordering on the diabolical under lights that would make Gul Madred see double. his lungs are gonna look like an AI version of the Wendy's Superbar. his pulse will match Dave's. 017437
Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 12/08/2026This is a stupid take and you can tell he knows it's stupid because he limited interaction on it. You vote where you live, which when you're in college is wherever the college is. You might not think of the dorms as home but that's a perception problem. 040
Reposted by PezLAN 🔞 @emptymags.bsky.social · 07/08/2026It's interesting he knew it was for him because, personally, if I saw a guillotine I wouldn't assume it was meant for me It's almost as if he understands he's a bad person 234216
Reposted by Pezdynosaurwicked.bsky.social @dynosaurwicked.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Two lesbians are eating out their clown GF. One of them turns to the other and says, "does this taste funny to you?" 2644
Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 09/07/2026*drinks 200mg of caffeine every hour* why am i so excitable though? 000
Reposted by PezOrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I would like a physical copy of my game please. 45823953
Reposted by PezMonster Girl Ellie 🐍 🎄 @noelle.monster · 27/06/2026Essay title: We Must Imagine Sisyphus Gamified: The Rise of Roguelikes 073
Reposted by Pezamy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 24/06/2026went down to the centrist convention. they’re all shaking and crying, I heard one guy say “I’m starting to think a better world IS possible.” the lady next to him slapped him in the face 998492342
Reposted by PezWorld Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Watch carefully and you can see right through her eyes into the headrest. #WorldBollardAssociation 1301676216
Reposted by Pezhazel @impactdeficiency.bsky.social · 02/06/2026lego sinkdog pls like and repost 121511458
Reposted by Pez🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 29/05/2026NEW EXAMPLE FOR FONT LESSON JUST DROPPED 12666071964
Reposted by PezTamsin the Sword ⚔️ Monster 🧌 @tamsin.reimaginedgirl.com · 28/05/2026It occurs to me that one of the many problems with policing in the US is that cops think they’re in Gotham even when they’re in Smallville. 191
Reposted by PezJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/05/2026i think that babies should have to file tax returns under penalty of law. hear more on my daily video series And I Can’t Even! that costs $8,000 to produce per episode and that people have only ever seen by accident 182549295
Reposted by PezCitizen X @mayoubhappy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026This👇🏽 deserves to be posted 100 times but I’d be labeled spam. 3462852910862
Reposted by PezThe One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 06/05/2026I just wanted to send @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social a meme but I cant send images so here 2397
Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Started a new Stellaris run as escaped slaves. Fanatically egalitarian xenophiles with a deep love of bathing in mutagens. I have 40 different species in my empire on day one. 010
Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 26/04/2026I'm going to be explicit because I don't think you got the joke: I think a dude Naruto running by security in an attempt to do an assassination is normal for America now. 040
Reposted by Pez🎃 It’s the Mid Pumpkin, Emily 🎃 @lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 26/04/2026I’m at the combination Comedy Central Roast of Adolf Hitler / Reichstag Fire 2751001097
Reposted by PezToby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I bought a French duck I was going to cook in a Cantonese-style barbecue sauce; but the duck escaped, covered me in the glaze, and forced me into the oven. I was hoisined by my own canard 36611147
Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Stealing from museums is way cooler than stealing cryptocurrency. #Discourse 000
Reposted by Pezhammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 29/10/2024I am declaring war on 82% of bluesky with this 232103171847
Reposted by Peztrevin @trevinflickinger.com · 09/04/2026Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate 3662701850
Reposted by PezKrink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 09/04/2026getting excommunicated for saying "da prayers" to the chicago pope too much 1102
Reposted by PezShipwright @jaegerm.bsky.social · 04/04/2026”The arcology” is one of many arkships made by another species in my setting who had to abandon their home system (rogue neutron star was on trajectory to pass through, which when it did it screwed up all the orbits and rendered it uninhabitable) Though despite its size, its on the lower tech end 412622
Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Remember too that Jody is pan. It's our patriotic duty to seduce their boyfriends, girlfriends, wives, and husbands. Get into their polycules and satisfy all of them. 131
Reposted by Pezmuscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 22/03/2026stop making fun of elon musk's twenty year old son yakubian and how he makes his security guy wolfe hold the barrel to the chef's head until the hostess gets back with coke from 7-11 because pepsi is not ok 652077
Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Bidets are great, finally society has advanced to the point where you can just douche after every shit. 040
Reposted by PezMichael Pacholek @michaelpacholek.bsky.social · 20/03/2026My favorite Chuck Norris joke: Why are there Chuck Norris jokes, and no Bruce Lee jokes? Because, as Chuck Norris found out, Bruce Lee was no joke. 117250
Reposted by Pezmini‼️ @ministarfruit.itch.io · 19/03/2026I love this text post so I drew it 8080403490
Reposted by PezRyan Lambie @ryanlambie.bsky.social · 12/03/2026I've just had an amazing idea 612836733