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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

He runs the store all the neckbeards prefer because "it's not woke". The good store does twice the business

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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

It is possible to beat Donkey Kong Country 2 completely pacifist using a combination of secrets and glitches, allowing no enemy or boss to be harmed. Ironically, getting the true ending destroys Crocodile Isle, killing everyone on it anyway.

How to beat Donkey Kong Country 2 the pacifist way
Most enemies in the game can be spared via damage boosting through them or skipped via team-up throws or Dixie's twirl. However, some bonus rooms require all enemies inside to be defeated. These can be avoided by using the secret that gives 75 Kremkoins*, allowing all bonus rooms to be skipped.
*In the first level, enter the cabin, exit immediately. Collect the first banana bunch but not anything else. Return to the cabin, collect the balloon, Exit, collect the bunch again, but nothing else. Return, and it will contain a coin that gives you 75 Kremkoins.
To skip bosses, get a glitch called "Bonus Storage" by pausing and exiting while failing a bonus. After this, use "Funky Skip" (get near the boss, hold L+Select, then tap Right, Left, Up, Down, Right, Left. Hold Up, press B, let go of Up and B, and press Down) which will put you on the world map. Reenter the world, then visit any NPC, and if done correctly, you will be put on the world map again but with the next world unlocked without fighting the boss.
After beating all the Lost World levels (requires only getting to the beginning of K. Rool's Keep and the 75 Kremkoins) the final battle is unlocked. In this battle, the player needs to enter it, then die, and finally do another Funky Skip to enter the True Ending credits instantly, without harming K. Rool.
In an exquisite case of irony, the True Ending cutscene shows Crocodile Isle being blown up and sinking into the sea, presumably killing everyone on it (save for K. Rool, who escapes on a boat).
It seems all the pacifism was for nothing in the end.
Source: YouTube user @kfin45, youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEmOV78AqBIFpzVdz8N6SU7UEllnn1FBR

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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

god what a loser he is

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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

a) you're completely correct and there's nothing wrong with being a pedant b)jesus christ you're so burned

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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

He thinks most people are NPCs and because of that he thinks you can torture rocks. It'd be funny if he weren't so wealthy.

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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

it's someone else's actually

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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

At a university's college of mines I came across a huge mural showing Pangea and they'd painted it so long ago that the plaque had another plaque beside it teaching the controversy. "Now this is only an unproven theory impressionable youths."

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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

easily inflicted because once you get going it's basically impossible to parse what's going on besides 'i'm winning' which is half the point imo

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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

cursing the timeline

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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

that's objectively true though, they didn't/don't care about queer rights/human rights, third way are centrists who care about taxes

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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

that's not what i said at all and your misrepresentation says more about your inability to read than anything i said

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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

brother i am also a married gay man and that's precisely what third way was and is they don't have any core beliefs because that'd involve having a core, they replaced that with focus groups

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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Third Way are the Democrats from that one cartoon watching a needle hit 50.0001% and then suddenly being in favor of basic human rights. Pieces of shit who aren't capable of leading and shouldn't be listened to but are capable of reading the room.

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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The first sounds slightly more resigned to the situation

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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I would really appreciate it if they would just stop being dicks.

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Komma Chameleon @kommac.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

l think he should die [remembers rules about violence] I mean, in Minecraft [remembers AI-based age detection] I mean, in Romance of the Three Kingdoms XIII

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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

trust no one who pays money to post on the enemy's website

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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I wish him only ill.

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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Your uncle needs to go apply at the rimjob factory. They lap up anyone with experience, as long as he was in the union.

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Monster Girl Ellie 🐍 🎄 @noelle.monster · 16/09/2026

This is, by its nature, classist. Think about it for a second: someone with a four-year degree who can't find a job that uses that degree and grosses $30,001 a year in fast food is "not working class" according to Jacobin.

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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

It's a hilariously bad definition, the kind of thing that a child could tell them was stupid.

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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

peachy keenan is stupid in a way that makes people suspect brain damage but no, she's just like that

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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

#Clanker isn't a slur because LLMs aren't intelligent or sentient. Apparently some people think that it's possible to insult LLMs, but those people are wrong.

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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Me too bitch, you're not special.

A Guardian headline which reads "Indonesian forager may have sucked on mond-altwring nuts 25,000 years ago, research finds"

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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

guilt over not having watched a good-for-the-time tv show is superfluous imo that said as someone who watched that and rome I can and do absolve you

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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Re: Elizabeth Holmes she's fully a sociopath cf getting pregnant in a futile attempt to avoid prison

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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

she literally got pregnant in an attempt to avoid prison, she's fully a sociopath

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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Statistically speaking he won't be taking daily helicopter rides for long.

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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Read the article, not a single mention of piracy. Embarrassing

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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026

I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form

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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

"if you turn this off you're straight" my corpse lies on the ground, blood pooling around me. i spawn in hazbin hotel having achieved the ultimate cockblock. the day will go down in history

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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

So change that isn't progressive is necessarily regressive. There's no such thing as status quo change. You can argue that you're making minor changes but nobody is interested in minor changes because that's clearly not what the moment calls for. Anyway I'm glad Moulton is losing, what a stinker.

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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

For a certain kind of poster this is the equivalent of waking up because a flashbang went off. Jesus

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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Everyone disliked that

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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

IKEA, thrift stores (ReStore and the like), antique stores, yard sales, the Internet if you want to spend a bunch of money, and last and certainly least Crazy Carl's Cheap Chairs the anchor store of the second-best strip mall in town.

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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I do think that pro-israel activism while they're doing a genocide is nefarious though.

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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

possibly more personal, the hole could be anyone's

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Eric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

people are really getting into a row about spreadsheets. my column:

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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

my friend, this is just a library

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megadrivers @megadrivers.coolpics.biz · 20/08/2026

the fucking rent-a-goon at the Alamo Drafthouse confiscated my Spencer Mansion Green Herb. I grow strains with a science bordering on the diabolical under lights that would make Gul Madred see double. his lungs are gonna look like an AI version of the Wendy's Superbar. his pulse will match Dave's.

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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

The Cossacks have the advantage of not being cursed.

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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

maybe you're the problem

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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Yes but those are all also kinks. It's not just indies, Dungeons are kink.

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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

It's wild that you consider yourself an American but not Piker. Born here, is an American, end of.

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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Inherent Vice is very approachable and also quite fun if you like detective stuff.

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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

rip ellie, she was taken hostage

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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

This is a stupid take and you can tell he knows it's stupid because he limited interaction on it. You vote where you live, which when you're in college is wherever the college is. You might not think of the dorms as home but that's a perception problem.

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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

This is untrue and either you didn't know that in which case why did you post it? or you're just lying online for no advantage

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Pez @pezt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

they did it first though adblock is a reaction to an untenable amount of ads

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