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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 6h
I do think if you survive a state execution then you should get to walk out of prison the next day. That is totally fair and square to me.
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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I mean I weighed myself before and after i just wanted a normal weight for a normal crap to see if this was a big one but i got distracted by this
r/ibs
how much is a normal amount of poop?
when i go in the morning i poop out like 3-4 baseballs worth (not that shape) of poop in one sitting.
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coward @coward.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tag urself
pencil doodles of 24 small fantasy characters
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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When I give a crocheted hat, it might be dog shit, doesn't fit, it's ugly, itches, etc. But because i used a week of my life crochet'ing it, you have to thank me. them's the rules. A human did something out of love for you, get owned, idiot
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We've had the ability to watch, say, Counterstrike marathons, Street Fighter tournaments, or chess matches between computers since the 90s. Spectacles which, by their very definition, would be at a "higher standard" than human play. And nobody wants it. It's entirely meaningless. It has no appeal.
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Crispy-Ghee✨️ @crispy-ghee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE One of my favorite scenes from O Brother Where Art Thou. I figured I should try to draw all 3 of the Soggy bottom boys, why not. #art #comic
🍳 A messy comic of a scene from O Brother Where Art Thou. Delmar and Everett are in a movie theater looking behind them in their seats. Delmar is saying " We thought you was a Toad" to a confused looking Pete (surrounded by question marks).
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Zombytrope @zoeytro.pe · 29/09/2026
Merritt heater alert. We gotta go back to not trusting anything we see on the internet. Unfortunately many people I care about are also extremely gullible; if that's you please try to work on that, and I'll try to work on not being mean about it.
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Everything is Fake | merritt k
Only a few years ago, we were all having a big laugh at boomers for thinking AI shrimp Jesus and "it my birthday but I get no wishes??" slop
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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i will not Well Actually someone's obvious joke. I will not.
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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
environmental storytelling, "Here I sit, broken hearted" and then just a series of hash marks
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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i think gmail expects me to have a tab open 24/7 because it complains if i ever leave. Are you sure? i wasn't listening, i didn't keep track of what you looked at or deleted. and i won't for another five or whatever minutes. okay but your loss dude.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this is my personal favorite of the hundreds of shirts i've designed in the past few years dashare.zone/products/cou...
a black shirt that says: countries aren't real, borders aren't real, "noooo you have to stay on your side of the line" grow up
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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oh hell yeah spaghetti tetris
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JackdawDotTV @jackdaw.tv · 28/09/2026
R E S P E C me redo my entire skill tree
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
they have no idea what they're doing. and it would be kind to say they do not care. they care a lot! they are spinning the cylinder and pulling that trigger and hoping with every fiber of their being that they blow the head off society. it's wild
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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
every time i see a castlevania game i'm like, why are there so many animation frames in that walk cycle. mf'ers shoulders getting into it. pop and lock ass protagonist
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
COMMISSIONER GORDON: They call him the Headler. He doesn't kill his victims, but he does give them tremendous quality of head. BATMAN: That's disgusting. COMMISSIONER GORDON: They smile so big that they have a great time. BATMAN: I'm going to break my rule of not killing, for the Headler.
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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this map from a local bakery is ai generated, i'm pretty sure. Aint't none of these real words and these letters hurt to look at. i'm glad they deliver fresh bread to Bomk Bseb
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 26/09/2026
Two of my friends suddenly have murphy beds and I'm like "wtf is this murphy bed trend?" and one was like it's 2 people, that's not a trend and I'm just thinkin that is over the 0 murphy beds threshold that has been maintained since 1988 sitcoms ended, so thats a trend.
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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
lmao i forgot i even posted this bc i unsubscribed after shitposting
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(a pink cup and saucer of tea gently steaming)Grand Theft Auto IV: The Complete Edition > general discussions > topic details
krinkle sept 10 
[subject] Does anyone know a mod
[body] where you can shoot ricky gervais during his act? like i want to hear those metal duck pings from the game at the boardwalk. ping. ping. ping. also on teh radio he should say ouch oof ow because he gets  shot so much during his set. also he shouldn't be in the game
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exi 
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are you alright
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
trying to have a narrative, a story, about the morals ethics of us living in this moment for an endpoint of "we think ICE should be mildly reformed. ...maybe." kinda undermines where you start from, because it makes it clear your morals and ethics are incredibly weak
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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
couldn't wait for halloween. he said "OH Dinosaur!" and when asked to name it said "...Lizard"
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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the most laser focused incidentally owned I've ever been was some, i don't know, mr show returns skit? Something like that about guys trading stories of the greatest bands and shows they almost but didn't actually get to see. They'd be like see this scar? three day coma missed woodstock or w/e
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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
terry gilliam is a land of contrasts. he's got some stuff I like to watch and then he has some dog shit awful movies that make me want to use hyperbole. makes me want to really do something
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 25/09/2026
Explaining to someone that I missed their email because I made the mistake of giving a politician money and now I get 90 emails from other politicians begging me for anywhere from 1 to 5 goddamn dollars a day
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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nude Christoph Waltz
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 24/04/2024
Shōgun Yabushige death poem scene edit based on I Think You Should Leave

YABUSHIGE: My death poem.
OMI: *reading aloud*
“Load my fricking lard carcass into the mud.”
OMI: *reading aloud* “No coffin please! Just wet, wet mud.”
OMI: *reading aloud* “Bae.”
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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
what the fuck i can't stop you from collecting all my data and coming to this conclusion but don't tell me this. jesus christ. the chart says you're a spineless doormat of a customer and this is below the price range where you'd feel like complaining very hard
:check: you're likely to keep this item
based on your purchase history
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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think the traditional tantrums of the terrible twos are from having enough words finally to say "i want the purple pudding" but not enough to understand "you've already had one, you have to eat something that isn't pudding today" like you folded your brain wrinkles for this and it wasn't enough
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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I like the johnny cash columbo episode because he's meant to be a top country western singer and he's doing exclusively public domain shit. breaking my immersion with the polly wolly doodle concert
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you're a Dem who thinks you'll gain something by going anti-trans, look at Gallup's "most important problem" and Fox News' "most important issue" polling and see where trans issues rank. Whoever told you going anti-trans is a savvy or necessary move spends too much time on X and should be fired.
Gallup polling. "LGBTQ rights" moves between 0 and 1%.Fox news polling. Wokeness/transgender issues at 0%.
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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
got hungarian sweet paprika stains on my shirt just from stirring I think. I need a cooking apron. I need one with a sassy slogan. Kiss my grits or whatever.
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Sage Coffey🌿☕ @sagecoffey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wanted to save posting this until I saw Resident Evil; In an interview at SDCC Zach Cregger didn't recognize a funko of the chainsaw villager from RE4. He tried explaining he does love the games then just stops and goes "I'M FUCKED! I'M FUCKED!" He's not fucked. I loved the movie!!
Two drawings of Zach Cregger (director of Barbarian, Weapons and Resident Evil) side by side. Left-most drawing is of Cregger looking to his left and exclaiming "I'm fucked" with a distressed expression, then i nthe second drawing he is looking to his right and smiling with tired eyes yelling "I'M FUCKED."
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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
p...paul...paulligator giamatti?
I will think of a better name
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wizardry variants kib @kib.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How I feel explaining to AI people that I actually like thinking through things myself
Kent Brockman on The Simpsons with a wild expression going "Little girl...LIKES her brain"
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 20/09/2026
The liberal notion of acquiescing to reduced-to-removed rights by fascists so everybody else can I guess defeat fascism with the power of the ballot betrays their perception of us: that our identities and sexes and genders and lives and loves are a choice and that we have been humored long enough
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 20,1943
P1- NANCY IS STAYING WITH THE SPUTTERS 
( THE NEIGHBORS AND FRIENDS OF FRITZI)
NANCY IS HER TRICYCLE SHOUTING CLANG CLANG CLANG  CLANG WHILE CIRCLING MR SPUTTER AS HE ATTEMPTS TO READ HIS NEWSPAPER 
P2-NANCY IS AGGRAVATING MR SPUTTER VERY MUCH BY CAUSING SUCH A COMMOTION 
P3- MRS. SPEAKS WITH NANCY 
MRS. SPUTTER: NANCY-- IT'S TIME TO DO YOUR HOMEWORK
P4- NANCY IS TRYING TO DO HER HOMEWORK BUT MR.SPUTTER IS ON NANCY’S TRICYCLE SHOUTING CLANG CLANG CLANG WHILE CIRCLING HER
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Chernobog you gitcher country bee-hind off my lawn this second
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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
burning the roof of your mouth on pizza is the modern equivalent of wearing a hair shirt, or, self flagellation
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
someone sent me a hundreth of a peso as part of some scam in paypal (attempting to touch it is the scam) and now i can never stop getting "hey you have money come get it" spam emails from paypal there's no "fuck off" button for this
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Rather unfortunate that it took like 35 years of video game adaptations before someone had the idea to make a movie that adapts the feeling of playing a video game
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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
my steam backlog of games that are good and take effort and attention is growing and my slop games that kill time while i listen to podcasts is growing stale
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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i got a moleskine, reporter style, keeping my uncle diary in it. Every time I bonk or through inaction allow the kid to get bonked I put a "my bad" voucher in there. One uncle favor no questions asked. I mean your mom will hear about it but i will spoil a dinner with ice cream and take the blame etc
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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i don't want to read the wiki summary but is the answer that the criminal is at 6th avenue or why is the handwriting so bad here
I 6AVE you all the clues
mr polieceman 
[a shitty snowman doodle from the movie The Snowman]
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Krink-hell @krinkle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
happy halloween, nephew it's a alligator hand puppet
crocheted green crocodile/alligator with teeth and slits for eyes i had to make them on the fly because i don't want to use buttons or safety eyes or a choking hazard it's for a 2 year oldthe tongue, she floppy
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 19/09/2026
sarge and beetle bailey in hegseth's army
photoshopped beetle baily cartoon that has sarge leaning over beetle who is in bed, he's saying "what's this all about" and sarge is telling him it's time for his morning inspection
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