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The evil leaders of Planet Spaceball, having foolishly squandered their precious atmosphere, have devised a secret plan to take every breath of air away from their peace-loving neighbor, Planet Druidia.

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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 13h

Once upon a time warp, in a galaxy very, very, very, very, far away, there lived a ruthless race of beings known as Spaceballs.

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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 13h

(END - Spaceballs theme song playing)

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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 15h

Good. You're married. Kiss her.

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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 18h

I'm sick of this. I don't give a damn who it is, but I'm gonna marry somebody today!

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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 19h

Well, let me think about it. Yes.

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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 19h

I just found out. That's what this says. I'm an honest to God prince. Will you marry me?

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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 22h

Princess Vespa, do you take Prince Valium to be your lawfully wedded husband?

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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 22h

That's him! I know it's him. He's come back.

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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 23h

To join Princess Vespa and Prince Valium in the bonds of...holy moly!

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Spaceballs (1987) @spaceballs1987.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm trying to conduct a wedding here, which has nothing to do with love. Please be quiet.

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