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Penny Puttanesca says WOODCHIPPER FOR THEM ALL, FEET FIRST 🧿 🍉🤌🏻 @pennyputtanesca.bsky.social · 1h
i will never forgive Puck for eating his peanut butter
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 3h
You frightened wockaflockas really let them gut our country and make it their personal piggy bank? I hope shittin' on folks who were different from you was worth it.
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Penny Puttanesca says WOODCHIPPER FOR THEM ALL, FEET FIRST 🧿 🍉🤌🏻 @pennyputtanesca.bsky.social · 3h
Everything’s been off kilter since they painted over Spermette
chalk drawing of a buxom lady sperm —“Spermette”—
on the side of a mailbox on Phillly.
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Joseph Rezek @rezekjoe.bsky.social · 4h
My heart breaks for mathematicians whose lives and careers are being destroyed by AI — and especially this PhD student, who doesn’t even know he is a poet
Kai Shaikh, a Ph.D. student in mathematics at the University of Toronto, also currently at SLMath, observed that theorems are easy to use as benchmarks, but that they capture little of the wonderment at the heart of math. "Just like a photograph of a mile marker can't provide much of the value of actually going on a hike," he said,
"it would seem to me that proofs without stories, or even stories without struggle or mystery, and first glimpses of strange beasts, are not very meaningful or valuable to us humans."
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dawnofthedeadx.bsky.social @dawnofthedeadx.bsky.social · 8h
She’s here 🥹 @stephengrahamjones.com
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Penny Puttanesca says WOODCHIPPER FOR THEM ALL, FEET FIRST 🧿 🍉🤌🏻 @pennyputtanesca.bsky.social · 3h
I nominate Philadelphia to do what needs to be done to him. We invented fuck around and find out
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 9h
not today, jesus
a comic showing a blonde woman yelling "satan! satan--please come back!"
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Penny Puttanesca says WOODCHIPPER FOR THEM ALL, FEET FIRST 🧿 🍉🤌🏻 @pennyputtanesca.bsky.social · 4h
they HATE that. i am currently making the most of the masters degree i am still paying for by making $15/hr in retail. its just me, though. no kids and the ex has the cat.
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 7h
that sounds like something I'd do, your honor
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Penny Puttanesca says WOODCHIPPER FOR THEM ALL, FEET FIRST 🧿 🍉🤌🏻 @pennyputtanesca.bsky.social · 4h
follow up: typing “heebie jeebies” (sp?) gives me the heebie jeebies
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Penny Puttanesca says WOODCHIPPER FOR THEM ALL, FEET FIRST 🧿 🍉🤌🏻 @pennyputtanesca.bsky.social · 4h
perfectly round ice cubes give me the heebie jeebies.
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Penny Puttanesca says WOODCHIPPER FOR THEM ALL, FEET FIRST 🧿 🍉🤌🏻 @pennyputtanesca.bsky.social · 5h
let’s table that and circle back. it is what it is.
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Your mom is in retrograde
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Donkey BOO!-Tay 😱 @donkee.bsky.social · 16h
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Littlecaesars Little Caesars
Alt: Little Caesar being arrested by the fuckin cops
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Chris Labarthe @chrislabarthe.bsky.social · 12h
I like big backmatter and I cannot lie
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Ryan Godfrey @ryangodfrey.com · 12h
BORN TO FLOAT DESTINED TO SINK WORLD IS A FUCK
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 13h
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Penny Puttanesca says WOODCHIPPER FOR THEM ALL, FEET FIRST 🧿 🍉🤌🏻 @pennyputtanesca.bsky.social · 12h
I smashed that follow button so hard
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Penny Puttanesca says WOODCHIPPER FOR THEM ALL, FEET FIRST 🧿 🍉🤌🏻 @pennyputtanesca.bsky.social · 12h
I mean, I wish
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Penny Puttanesca says WOODCHIPPER FOR THEM ALL, FEET FIRST 🧿 🍉🤌🏻 @pennyputtanesca.bsky.social · 12h
BUT WHAT ABOUT HIS GIANT BALLS...hold on, I'm getting a note...
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Penny Puttanesca says WOODCHIPPER FOR THEM ALL, FEET FIRST 🧿 🍉🤌🏻 @pennyputtanesca.bsky.social · 12h
👍
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Penny Puttanesca says WOODCHIPPER FOR THEM ALL, FEET FIRST 🧿 🍉🤌🏻 @pennyputtanesca.bsky.social · 13h
to make matters worse the trains are on time RIP Mark Lanegan. thinking of him today for some reason.
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Penny Puttanesca says WOODCHIPPER FOR THEM ALL, FEET FIRST 🧿 🍉🤌🏻 @pennyputtanesca.bsky.social · 13h
when I saw this on my phone I thought she was wearing an brown and white ascot. turns out it's just her fake tanned skin in a hideous jacket. MAGA face -> beef jerky neck in about 2 years. have fun, hon.
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Penny Puttanesca says WOODCHIPPER FOR THEM ALL, FEET FIRST 🧿 🍉🤌🏻 @pennyputtanesca.bsky.social · 16h
not the main point but wtf is she wearing? Julie the Cruise Director Drag?
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
just a casual reminder that inciting violence against his political opponents and others he dislikes has been a core feature of Donald Trump's approach for more than a decade. It is a defining characteristic of Trump and his movement, but rarely centered as such by corporate media.
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Penny Puttanesca says WOODCHIPPER FOR THEM ALL, FEET FIRST 🧿 🍉🤌🏻 @pennyputtanesca.bsky.social · 17h
Free cat name: Irma Blep
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 18h
This makes all of his accomplishments even more impressive.
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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Mikey @mikey36.blacksky.app · 12/10/2026
Friendly reminder : Paris is Burning is free to watch on Tubi! No excuse if you’ve never seen it
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Octavia Saint Laurent Paris Is Burning 1990
ALT: Octavia Saint Laurent Paris Is Burning 1990
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Alex Wild @alexwild.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is an actual Nazi rally.
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Penny Puttanesca says WOODCHIPPER FOR THEM ALL, FEET FIRST 🧿 🍉🤌🏻 @pennyputtanesca.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
uh, at the very LEAST
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Normalize getting out of small talk by fake dry heaving
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
There are only two types of oldies songs: Haunted and pedophile.
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Penny Puttanesca says WOODCHIPPER FOR THEM ALL, FEET FIRST 🧿 🍉🤌🏻 @pennyputtanesca.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
um
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Penny Puttanesca says WOODCHIPPER FOR THEM ALL, FEET FIRST 🧿 🍉🤌🏻 @pennyputtanesca.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
pizza Friday
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Dark Jaguar @darkjaguar64.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Muppets, Jason, Shredder, so very many have taken Manhattan, but who's going to give Manhattan?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/10/2026
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-pe…
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Some of the escalations we're seeing, including the attack on Ilhan Omar's home (I will not pretend this act was "investigatory"), are desperate acts. But we must remember that desperate people can be very dangerous. A domestic abuse victim, for example, is in the most danger when trying to leave.
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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The government doesn't want you to know this but you can eat a burrito whenever you want. There are no burrito laws
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Penny Puttanesca says WOODCHIPPER FOR THEM ALL, FEET FIRST 🧿 🍉🤌🏻 @pennyputtanesca.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
but she pursed her lips about it. i dont understand why it’s not effective🤷🏻‍♀️
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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
butter shines like the moonlight. bound in cholesterol and enchantment
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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
may your precious dancing bears escort you to hell hippie
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Penny Puttanesca says WOODCHIPPER FOR THEM ALL, FEET FIRST 🧿 🍉🤌🏻 @pennyputtanesca.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
how i screamed🤣
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natou @tichatnwa.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
been laughing at this for five minutes watch it you'll feel better
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison] 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵Walking down the street 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵House with chicken feet 🎵Baba Yaga
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Penny Puttanesca says WOODCHIPPER FOR THEM ALL, FEET FIRST 🧿 🍉🤌🏻 @pennyputtanesca.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
If you really want to honor Italian Americans today, please join me in smothering David Brooks to death in gabagol and mortadell’
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Penny Puttanesca says WOODCHIPPER FOR THEM ALL, FEET FIRST 🧿 🍉🤌🏻 @pennyputtanesca.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
found a fly drowned in my toilet. is this auspicious?
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Penny Puttanesca says WOODCHIPPER FOR THEM ALL, FEET FIRST 🧿 🍉🤌🏻 @pennyputtanesca.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I endorse all of these!
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Penny Puttanesca says WOODCHIPPER FOR THEM ALL, FEET FIRST 🧿 🍉🤌🏻 @pennyputtanesca.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
ha ha I almost posted the same exact thing a year later
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Penny Puttanesca says WOODCHIPPER FOR THEM ALL, FEET FIRST 🧿 🍉🤌🏻 @pennyputtanesca.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
all day every fucking day
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