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Anna Phylaxis @quatoria.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Governments around the world have openly declared war on queer people in general and queer youth in specific, but yes, what's causing the decline in identification "is unclear." You can be arrested for being the wrong kind of queer or needing the wrong kind of health care, but it's "unclear."
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Steely Liz
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I agree with this. The people who keep screaming that it's "cheaper" eat the same depressing, boring food, day after day. I'm not making chicken and rice and sandwiches and stew for weeks on end. Sure, that would be "cheaper" in the long run. But you're eating like a dog.
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unpopular opinion: buying groceries is NOT cheaper than eating out for a single person.
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Yesterday I learned that pepper comes from peppercorns. I actually don't ever use pepper (or salt) so I don't own any and never did. Neither of my parents cook so I never saw it as a child. If I saw it somewhere else, it never registered.
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026
It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...
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The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN
It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Leigh Walton @leighwalton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sarge, radio Headquarters… Tell ‘em we’re gonna need a bigger Gender Studies department
Digital flyer for an event called “MUSCULAR CHRISTIANITY: Equipping the church for spiritual warfare” scheduled for Sept. 26 in Cookeville, TN. It features the names and headshot photos of thirteen white guys who look like the cast of reality show where the prize is a trip to Epstein Island
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Jeff "Spooky" Crypt-sko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
RT if your favorite team is 3-0
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
people on some parts of the internet are having a really hard time dealing with the movie Primetime and it reminded me of this post.
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hell yeah found my old GitSe edit
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jount starcula @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“daddy daddy! can we play catch outside pleeease” “not now son, my shows on right now”
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Khayyaam #LIUKANGGANG @khayyaamb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just remembered one of the greatest X-Men posts of all time
Tweet by @alexqarbuckle:

SOUP MAGNETO: There’s something different about you today. New haircut?

GUARD: Nope.

SOUP MAGNETO: Ah yes… you had a big bowl of Soup for lunch.

GUARD: What? I —AAAUUGHH [soup molecules are torn from his body and formed into bouillon cubes which smash the soup-free prison]
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
you gotta remember that the type of guys we're talking about are so rich that they haven't been told "that's fucking dumb" in decades, maybe longer than you've even been alive. of course they thought this would work!
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Every democratic candidate deciding to moderate on a social issue to 'take it off the table'
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 08/09/2026
werner herzog on AI filmmaking (from here www.indiewire.com/features/int...)
Q: A couple years ago at IDFA, I saw this movie "About a Hero," which is this partly Al-generated hybrid documentary that tries to recreate the atmosphere of your films.

A: The intention of this young filmmaker was never to remake any [of my films], but making something in the spirit. And I immediately said, "You will fail. It is such a stupid idea. It's phenomenally, abysmally stupid. I will not take part in it." He wanted me to explain things and have my voice in it.
I said, "You are alone. There's such a thing as free speech, which I respect. So go ahead and fail." And it is a failure, period.
It's so standardized that Al can step in because there's not real storytelling. It's mimicry of something that has happened before. And I welcome Al to replace all the idiots who are into nothing but repeating, repeating, repeating until it's ad nauseam.
When it's ad nauseam, please, please, please let Al step in and do the job.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sorry it just occurred to me that there may be people who haven’t seen clip from the Quibi show where Rachel Brosnahan plays a woman dying because of her golden prosthetic arm and I needed to fix that
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David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 26/08/2026
Wanna know something I think would be crazy? It would be crazy if XX-XY Athletics, the apparel firm stoking outrage against the WNBA, had a secret, Koch brothers-aligned, oil rich family fortune behind it. But that would be crazy, right??? www.foiaball.com/p/xx-xy-athl...
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The oil money lurking behind the WNBA outrage
XX-XY Athletics has an interesting paper trail.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 24/08/2026
i'm too conflict-averse personally to enjoy this. but forcing your way back into your old employer and making them deal with you is like winning the Hater Lottery
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Trying to purchase food, but due to the constant recalls they keep yanking it away like it's a Turkish ice cream stand
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 20/08/2026
Hey quick question, what the FUCK does this mean
The author noted that while no one in the Trump camp suspects a sexual relationship, there is nonetheless a conviction that Harp is hopelessly in love with Trump and determined to be his “higher purpose bride.”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 17/08/2026
So funny seeing the little do not tumble dry symbol on some clothes. Yeah right
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Not enough people saw "Eileen" even though Anne Hathaway as a Hitchcock blonde sounds like what a gay person would make if they had a Green Lantern ring
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This is a good example of something that is entirely political (the government dislikes higher ed and foreign people) and has large economic impacts but will get less attention than "woke one" from our pundit class.
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
🚨BREAKING🚨 Bluesky Update added feature to send GREEN GOBLIN TRUCK from Stephen King's MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE to selected users
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
To O’Mara, the diet is not just a temporary means of losing weight but a way to eat for good. He has been doing it for 10 years, and credits it with turning his life around. At one point in our conversation he pulled up the Bristol Stool Chart, which ranges from Type 1 (“separate, hard pellets”) to Type 7 (“watery, no solid pieces”). O’Mara is consistently delivering Type 4 (“smooth, soft, like a snake”), with pointed ends, indicative of healthy rectal function, he told me. “When you start eating healthy, you don’t need toilet paper,” he claimed. “Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus.” He described a proper bowel movement to me this way: odorless, wipe-free, over in three to seven seconds and “nearly orgasmic.”

“I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room,” he said, “and nobody would know.”
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
POSITED: the primary task of any Odyssey adaptation is not to get things right, but to kick ass flaminghydra.com/issue-618/#f...
That, I'd argue, is the experience to replicate in any adaptation of Homer's Odyssey-not so much the particulars of Poseidon's grudge or Penelope's dream, but the mood. Any adaptation of The Odyssey lives or dies by its ability to kick ass. It can develop or dismiss any parts of the source material as it sees fit in order to kick the maximum possible amount of ass. It can take liberties, and indeed it will have to. It can commit the sins of sentimentality or bad dialogue, sins at which a scholar of the poem might cringe hard enough to herniate a disc, as long as it kicks ass while doing so. Wilson watched Christopher Nolan's Odyssey and saw the missing wheels on the Trojan horse; I saw a dozen men packed into that big horse for days, pissing and shitting all over each other, puking at the stench, gasping in a panic for air. I was right there in that horse with them. I did not know how we'd survive.
It kicked ass. The whole film did.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The movie is called Psycho because it's psychotic to steal money from work
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
i didn't do that. it's just there
ESPN hub page for the 2022 Bucks-Celtics playoff series with scores and and game leaders and whatnot ... and the header image is inexplicably a bad photoshop of Giannis holding a sandwich and glass of milk with oreos. He's wearing a chef hat.
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jount starcula @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
this is what being a guy is all about
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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
In my experience, youtube is where the ads for normal stuff like groceries and detergent went, broadcast ads are for prescription drugs, and Tubi ads are the ads they play in Robocop.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
"Mayor Daley's son warns against populist Democratic insurgency" is such a good bit LOL
From Wall Street Journal Opinion: Socialists lead democrats into the tea-party trap. Extremist candidates make it harder for a party to win and make a victory perilous for the country, writes William M. Daley
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Deeply saddened to learn of the loss of my dear friend Satan, the Prince of Lies. Though we often disagreed about matters such as the appropriate role of torture in the afterlife, I will most remember how his quick wit and affable nature made our weekly golf outings a ritual. He will be missed.
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 07/07/2026
Why anyone would speak to Chotiner on their free will, I don't understand
I’m sure John Roberts thinks tariffs are a stupid economic policy.

I don’t know, but I guess here’s what I would say. I have no doubt that John Roberts is animated by institutional concerns on top of everything else, right? John Roberts plainly does not want to go down as the Chief Justice under whom this Supreme Court became hopelessly divided, with the automatic 6–3, the automatic pro-conservative outcome. And he has gone out of his way to broker outcomes within the Court to wheel and deal.

Aren’t you describing politics?
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Guillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid · 05/07/2026
this is the official scooby doo account
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026
new metaphor just dropped
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Something I can't get out of my head is a comedy bang bang but where Neil Campbell claims his vanity plate reads, in full, "Life Is A Series Of Contradictions"
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Skills 🏁 grassyvalley.thecomi...
Green bunny Grassy plays online checkers and feels happy, then not happy. 
Transcript: 
OPPONENT: u are losing at this like gummy bears from a bag.
OPPONENT: upside down bag.
YOU: i could still win.
OPPONENT: no.
OPPONENT: but i bet ur good at other things.
YOU: what.
OPPONENT: u probably have other skills.
OPPONENT: good at cooking.
YOU: i am actually.
OPPONENT: see. and a friendly smile I bet.
YOU: yes.
OPPONENT: i am actually good at cooking too and i have a fabulous smile.
OPPONENT: so im good at 3
things.
OPPONENT: and ur good at 2.
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Ben Apatoff @bapatoff.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Happy birthday, Debbie Harry (from Chris Stein's book Under a Rock):
Debbie was invited to the Saturday Night Live fortieth-anniversary show. It was NBC's most watched non-sports event, with twenty-three million viewers. Everybody in showbiz, from Rihanna to Prince to Christopher Walken, was at this thing. When I talked to Debbie the next day and asked how it was, she said, "You can't imagine what a skank Sarah Palin is in person." That was her takeaway.
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
watched the episode of mission impossible where they go to the hood and they introduce the most about-to-die man in the history of television
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
lol
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Tick Tock Tennis @ticktocktennis.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Lord, hear our prayer
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Lmfao whoops
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 04/06/2026
Autonomous robot clown roundhouse kicks a small child
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Bryce Covert @brycecovert.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
We're really getting deep into the Find Out part of the Fuck Around era kbhbradio.com/usda-cuts-bu... www.nbcchicago.com/news/nationa...
In March 2025, funding was cut by USDA for animal disease control and prevention, including Highly Pathogenic Avian Influenza, New World Screwworm, and African Swine Fever from several agencies, including the Food and Agriculture Organization (FAO). That funding supported more than 180 outbreak investigations and responses in 22 countries and helped build the capacities of over 160 laboratories in testing, biosafety, quality assurance, and workforce development. Specifically, funding was targeted to monitoring and responding to New World Screwworm, preventing the spread of the disease to the U.S.A flesh-eating parasite that had been kept out of U.S. livestock for decades has been detected in Texas, threatening the nation’s cattle industry and food supply at a time when prices are already high.
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 03/06/2026
I’ve watched this 500x
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Barrelhouse @barrelhouse.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
On the eve of our submission window opening, we felt we should add an AI policy
ABOUT AI: 
Anyone who uses AI to write something they submit to us is a loser, and we want nothing to do with them.
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FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
MIKE JOHNSON STATES THAT CONGRESS MEMBERS' $174,000 SALARIES ARE FALLING BEHIND INFLATION AND THEY REQUIRE STOCK TRADING FOR FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE, ACCORDING TO MONEYWISE.
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Taking John Waters home to fuck and he's hesitating a reeaalll long time staring at my bookcase full of only Nickelodeon magazines
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