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Studs Perkele

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aLec robBins @alecrobbins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
looked up mine and this is killing me lmao
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i think this is often the case. there's often a need to believe the story is much more complicated below the surface, but sometimes it's not.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mustafa Kemal Ataturk with a speech bubble
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A Warhammer 40K Techpriest, with a balloon that makes it look like he's saying the quoted post
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trump curse so bad he endorsed unification and it somehow restarted the Troubles
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fleetwood Mac was a CIA experiment to see if straight people could survive the average queer friend group dynamic
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@ChrisStephensMD

CNN ANCHOR: this is NOT the america any of us signed up for. we’ll be right back.

(five ads designed to trick old poor people into going bankrupt play)

CNN ANCHOR: and we’re back
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Studs Perkele @paulstanleykubrick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I genuinely don’t know why people don’t like that movie
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 21/09/2026
day's cottages, north truro, massachusetts, 1984
day's cottages, north truro, massachusetts, 1984
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Studs Perkele @paulstanleykubrick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I mean it’s Doom. We weren’t allowed to have consoles, but we had the family computer, and some foundational memories of mine are my brother playing doom II, putting Smash by the Offspring in the cd player, and getting to level 6 (the crusher) just as track 4 (gotta get away) started
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Studs Perkele @paulstanleykubrick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As far as I can tell, Effective Altruists are Utilitarians who are relieved that in the Trolley Problem, saving 5 people justifies their innate desire to kill the one guy
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Dean Baker @deanbaker13.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is an incredibly important point. The overwhelming majority of the assaults claimed against DHS are complete fabrications. NO ONE should take them at face value. Real reporters call them "alleged assaults," they could never prove them in court.
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xj765.adx @xj765dotadx.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Studs Perkele @paulstanleykubrick.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This led to a big argument in my main boys group chat about whether or not Elizabeth Holmes is hot or just a generic blonde lady
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hijacker: Everyone stop talking. I am armed and I am taking control of this plane. Guy from the Netherlands: Wow, in Netherlands we just purchase a plane if we want one. But typically we will bike somewhere Guy who has been to Japan once: In Japan planes are rarely hijacked. It's a cultural taboo
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phil @philjamesson.com · 05/09/2026
(andor manifesto voice) if something is 50% off and then you can use a coupon for an extra 25% off the sale price, it isn’t 75% off. it’s just 62.5%. remember that
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 05/09/2026
[“Guards, seize him” voice] Grok, do a vulgar roast
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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 29/08/2026
uncanny resemblance
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Patrick @cleverturnip.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Painting the GOP as still holding on to a reasonable core that opposes trump, two months before a midterm where the outrageously unpopular president is not on the ballot. Masterclass in messaging, now we know why she's won every presidential campaign she attempted
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I am pleased and amused that Dolly Parton is getting the flag lowered half mast in her honor immediately after Lindsay Graham did not
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Bailey McCann @baileymcc.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
youtube.com
Remember When Is The Lowest Form Of Conversation
YouTube video by UQuote
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brent 🌹🗽 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You get the distinct impression that Democrats want Abdul El-Sayed to lose so they can tell the left “we told you so” and because they find his pro-Palestinian politics to be unacceptable
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Anyone who AIs Dolly Parton for any reason is going to hell
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/08/2026
“What the fuck is up with all these goddamn string beans? What happened to all the huge, chunky kids?” said a visibly irate Dylan St. John
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Little League World Series Game Turned Off Due To Neither Team Having Big Fat Kid
BUFFALO, NY—Audibly groaning before declaring the event “a major letdown” compared to competitions in previous years, local baseball fan Dylan St. John reportedly switched off Wednesday’s Little Leagu...
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Abby Denton is a Rabbit for Halloween Every Year @abbydenton.com · 20/08/2026
Happy to help! I've gone to church and attended Bible studies my whole life so this kind of subject is close to my heart: it's nonsense
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/08/2026
The "meta news" here is that the trump administration is so unpopular that cnn feels comfortable calling anti-trans rhetoric a slur
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Studs Perkele @paulstanleykubrick.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hmmmm
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doom boy @doomboy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
i've never seen so many people on one app desperate to convince me there's no purpose in using that app. every week someone's on here talking about how bad bluesky sucks and how we should all go back to twitter, or to threads. YOU go to threads! frick off and leave my posters retirement home
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
A really funny complaint about the Zohran discount grocery store idea is that non-poor people could use it when there’s a grocery store half a mile from my grocery store that has everything cost 20% more that rich people go to because they don’t want to shop with normal people.
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Studs Perkele @paulstanleykubrick.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The best part of this is Larry bird is not even 70
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
BOURDAIN: so ive had joints of mutton everywhere. exeter, wroexeter, berwick. Ive never seen a joint of mutton prepared like this MEDIEVAL SPIT-BOY: we roaste thee meat under a pafte which keeps the juices, and renders the meat moft tendere BOURDAIN: *chuckling* wow
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˖˚ʚわかɞ˚˖ @skaspec.yuri.agency · 28/07/2026
cannot stop thinking about this spongebob storyboard panel
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Tycho from Penny Arcade says "Gabe I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna finally suck your cock." Gabe says "Well I would love that, but I died three years ago." Tycho reaches out and Gabe's ethereal form wisps into nothingness. Tycho sheds a single tear and shouts "nooooo..." He turns his head toward the heavens in anguish and laments "I never got to suck his cock."
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/07/2026
"amazon prime hosted blade runner tv adaptation" was designed in a lab to annoy me but unfortunately "starring michelle yeoh and hunter schaefer & directed by the shining girls showrunner" was designed in a better, smarter lab to appeal to me so it comes out ahead by a lot
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
the literal point of virtue is to signal it, have none of these people ever read a religious text
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I’m not saying drugs make you racist but it’s very clear from Elon’s tweeting that he has started doing dramatically more drugs fairly recently
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 25/07/2026
If I die in anyway that makes news, please don’t write about me like this.
Outside the military, Fletcher said Feehan enjoyed building LEGO sets, cheering for the Atlanta Falcons, using Dr. Squatch soap, drinking Shatto Milk from Missouri and traveling.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My room temp and correct take on tipping is that if you make a comfortable living you tip servers always and you tip them well because who the fuck do you think you are
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This is art, to me.
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Studs Perkele @paulstanleykubrick.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Mighty Max iirc ended with the hero realizing he is back in the first episode and that all his universe hopping travels will be in a closed loop and I feel like that’s a rich vein
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Studs Perkele @paulstanleykubrick.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
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Nick Felker @felker.dev · 20/07/2026
Losing to the baby you bathed sounds like a Greek myth
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 19/07/2026
Millennial Cringe www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 25/08/2024
SPOCK: you are being.. highly illogical ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity ME: hey yeah fuck you spock
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/07/2026
Mom’s Remembrance Of Sam Neill Takes Lewd Turn theonion.com/moms-remembrance-of-sa…
Mom’s Remembrance Of Sam Neill Takes Lewd Turn
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsay Graham was not just one of politics’ greatest worms, he was one of AMERICA’s greatest worms. Now he is in worm heaven, playing with that that great worm rock n roll band. Goodbye forever, monumental worm, you believed in nothing and it all worked out!
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