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The Baja Blastard

@ozk.lan.church
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Lord of Misrule, Curator at the Museum of Idiots, silly LAN party guy who is bad at posting despite the Circumstances. (he/him)

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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 5h
for all the incredible social progress and technological advances we've made since WWII, I don't think we have improved upon the best denazification tool in the inventory. 150 grains of nazi repellent applied at 2800m/s worked just fine for my grandfather.
M1 garand and 30-06 clips
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thwarted 🍌 @thwarted.bsky.social · 1h
A NEW ZOMBO COM JUST DROPPED!!
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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 2h
braves and yankees eliminated on the same night?
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 14/02/2025
Hear me out: There were 16 years between Return of the Jedi and The Phantom Menace. 10 years between Revenge of the Sith and The Force Awakens. 6 years since Rise of Skywalker. We're soon due for a new Star Wars trilogy that's so bad it makes people think the Sequel Trilogy is good.
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The Baja Blastard @ozk.lan.church · 2h
Molotov-Ribbentrop'n on em
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The Baja Blastard @ozk.lan.church · 2h
Why is this woman from Source Filmmaker
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The Baja Blastard @ozk.lan.church · 2h
To me, this is a normal theme.
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Aleksandra Vaca @transiticsnews.com · 7h
Arizona and Virginia, both of which are governed by Democrats, are ending Medicaid coverage of care for trans youth, Transitics has learned. The bans, which go into effect on October 13th, mark the most significant Democratic capitulation to Trump's anti-trans demands yet. Cowards.
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Democrat-led Arizona, Virginia Quietly End Medicaid Coverage of Care for Trans Youth, Acquiescing to Trump Demands
The policy changes, which go into effect on October 13th, see Arizona and Virginia join Kansas as states where Democrats have needlessly opted to restrict Medicaid coverage of gender-affirming care.
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Don't be sClaired @isolinearchip.bsky.social · 5h
We gotta put this guy in a little holodeck cube so he can do whatever, who cares, and we can put him in a box on a shelf and never think about him again
Barclay holding a holodeck cube while Beverly looks intrigued. The cube contains Moriarty, who thinks he's won but has not (he's in a cube!). What's important is that he's no longer terrorizing the Enterprise and everyone will have forgotten about him by next week
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 07/10/2026
there's a lot going on right now, but the ability to buy elections in order to stay out of prison is on the ballot whether you realize it or not
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 7h
digital artists have to be talking about more-ethical ways to use these things to code, blanket prohibitionism just means that people are vibe coding tools for their art with Claude or OpenAI rather than work with less evil companies and local models bc they get yelled at either way
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a fictional chart from 1995 to 2025 showing "guys who like sports" becoming more left-wing coded and "guys who says sportsball is the opiate of the masses" becoming more right-wing coded
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's crazy to have witnessed, in real time, over the span of about 10 years, Knowing Ball fully shifting from right wing-coded to left wing-coded.
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The Baja Blastard @ozk.lan.church · 7h
Interesting because fucking is the opposite of what most people would want to do in a hospital.
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 8h
enough work screen it's time for pleasure screen
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 13h
great question jeffrey s thanks for asking. the answer is: literally never in my life, because i am not horrible
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No surprise: snowflakes melt instantly when exposed to a little warmth. Most in the younger generations have been indoctrinated to believe that there should be no acceptance of any type of challenge. How many times have you heard a young customer service person tellng you that you are being too abusive when you challenge in a calm, unthreatening manner? Look at the signs in any business - profit or non-profit - warning people that "abuse" is not tolerated. you will find that be not smiling you will be deemed abusive. These are failing generations unable to deal with reality abnd will pay the steep price that all sheep ultimately pay.
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 13h
is there a Bluesky Education Series module covering "Two Things Can Be True"
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 13h
not sure what to tell these estranged grandparents. i'm an adult woman and my kids and i are, if anything, abnormally high contact with my mom, i talk to my mom every damn day. we're going to her house to bake cookies next week. this is because my mom is "nice to us" maybe give that a shot
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nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 14h
www.theverge.com/2024/9/24/24...
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Don’t ever hand your phone to the cops
Even if you’ve got nothing to hide.
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The Baja Blastard @ozk.lan.church · 14h
Hatsune Miku stole my color scheme
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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 15h
we don't mess around with the old magic we respect it and its power
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The Baja Blastard @ozk.lan.church · 15h
Oh shit I just realized, someone do Blur (2010)
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 15h
I know why.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 16h
Jason Dean (@_Jason_Dean_) on twitter:
"No man has all 5:

- A legitimate heir
- A trusted advisor
- Loyal vassals
- Happy citizens
- Content nobles"
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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thwarted 🍌 @thwarted.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No, no, it's a Nexus of Torment. The Torment Nexus is a completely different thing. This one's good.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/10/2026
oh thats fine i don't think anyone needed that money anyways
Trump does not plan to reimburse taxpayers for promotional ads
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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 07/10/2026
POV: you’re Kestar Bool and you’re about to learn what pod racing really is
Pod Racing legend Ben Quadinaros standing at the end of your bed and the lights are off
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The Baja Blastard @ozk.lan.church · 07/10/2026
@thewoodlandman.bsky.social
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The Baja Blastard @ozk.lan.church · 07/10/2026
Legit had this as an intrusive thought this week
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Anatoly Shashkin💾 @dosnostalgic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Aw shit. Here comes Pacman.
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The Baja Blastard @ozk.lan.church · 07/10/2026
Where's the check, fancy lad
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Party of limited government: we will pass a law to resolve internal family disputes.
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"And 👏 we 👏 did 👏 nothing 👏 to 👏 stop 👏 it 👏."
Democrats
@TheDemocrats
A pro-Trump billionaire family now controls all of these platforms.
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 07/06/2026
osrs meme “she ghostin you but she goblin me” a runescape ghost and a goblin with a party hat and glasses on, and a bottle of rum
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Now That's What I Call Cops Vol. XVII
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IrishStar.com @irishstar.com · 06/10/2026
JD Vance has been left redfaced after a heckler derailed his speech, insulting both the Vice President and Donald Trump.
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JD Vance humiliated as couch heckler brutally interrupts key campaign rally
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The Baja Blastard @ozk.lan.church · 07/10/2026
Finally: Addition 2
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Put me in charge, I'll ban scented laundry detergent on day one, and on day two we're gonna rent a big ass wood chipper and do You Know What
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The Baja Blastard @ozk.lan.church · 07/10/2026
Thank god Reginald Assplay is still alive
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026
“Upon careful analysis, it’s clear our organization is going to bungle messaging in late October, costing us many key races across the nation.” — Ken Martin, DNC chair
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DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms
WASHINGTON—In an effort to get ahead of the forthcoming criticisms of how they squandered such a commanding lead in the polls, the Democratic National Committee released a preemptive autopsy Tuesday i...
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The Baja Blastard @ozk.lan.church · 06/10/2026
back in 2000 we had Jonny Cash, Steve Jobs, and Reginald Assplay
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The Baja Blastard @ozk.lan.church · 06/10/2026
Look all I'm saying is that my cab driver in Ennis directly recommended three different pubs I should try the Guinness at.
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 04/10/2026
google's ai proving absolutely indispensable in dublin
Overview

[AI] Know before you go 
• People say to try a pint of the popular Guinness
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/10/2026
one of the deepest sicknesses in the world are the people who feel personally attacked over other people getting the same rights as them
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Maggie McNeill @maggiemcneill.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This will not stop until the crowds stop standing around asking questions and start actually intervening. Yes, people will get hurt. No, it's not something I "want". But it will become inevitable unless this is stopped by other means: people will only stand for so much and no more.
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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
is that good?
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'll tell you one thing: The woke military under Obama and Biden never retreated from Iran's military
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Logan @bulklogan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wendy Carlos in front of a synthesizer with 50 bazillion wires and knobs
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