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The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky)

@ozk.lan.church

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Lord of Misrule, Curator at the Museum of Idiots, silly LAN party guy who is bad at posting despite the Circumstances. (he/him)

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The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 08/10/2026

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 03/10/2026

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 02/10/2026

me: the thing about that first album by The Bravery is it has one decent track with a memorable music video, and the rest of it is pretty mid to bad the FBI agent listening to my disconnected line (the call ended two hours ago):

Coraline's dad at the computer

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 30/09/2026

All these nazi freaks end up looking like the fucking son'a

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 29/09/2026

Cool story. One small issue. You are owned by the Saudi government.

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 28/09/2026

Good enough

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 20/09/2026

Escape Velocity by Ambrosia Software

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 20/09/2026

without downloading new pics, describe your gender

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 19/09/2026

Kash Patel this week

Terry Nanny from This is My Milwaukee, winking at the camera.

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 17/09/2026

me, 2069, getting wheeled into the nursing home lan party

mitch mcconnell in his wheelchair in the accessible van, seemingly throwing up two fingers, looking dead

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 16/09/2026

Remembering that I still own a Smokeshow Peter Falk issue of Rolling Stone with no plans to do something with it.

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 16/09/2026

Bill Murray in Groundhog Day (1992) captioned: "Well it's New York Fashion Week... again..."

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 15/09/2026

*king missile voice*

🎶Convertable Prius🎶

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 06/09/2026

. @thewoodlandman.bsky.social these three guys are finna run a train on u later

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 04/09/2026

. @b0wser.bsky.social I opened the pax nav app and it only showed me this please explain???

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 28/08/2026

Seeing wet wipes in a bathroom as a bidet owner

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 26/08/2026

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 25/08/2026

If you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 24/08/2026

got his ass

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 19/08/2026

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 17/08/2026

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 10/08/2026

I keep thinking about the fact that I picked up my 2x32gb kit of DDR5 6000 for a cool $200 American Funbucks back in 2024 and now it uhhhhhh

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 03/08/2026

Email from Robinhood announcing that Robinhood Ventures Fund II is now on Robinhood

Timothy Dalton in front of his own portrait in Hot Fuzz (2005)

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 24/07/2026

Lexx S1E1: The year was 1997, and Nova Scotia, riding high on their first taste of TNG reruns, had just purchased a computer.

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 24/07/2026

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 21/07/2026

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 10/07/2026

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 09/07/2026

Is that good

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 08/07/2026

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 07/07/2026

"AI-Gen Crypto Grifter version of the Top Gun hat meme" is a new one, ngl.

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 27/06/2026

I have a Concept

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 25/06/2026

Only one console is immune to the AI-driven price hikes on memory.

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 25/06/2026

I was raised on these streets

Screenshot of Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri cinematic for "The Self-Aware Colony" with a discarded spray paint can and scrawled text on a dingy sci-fi concrete wall"

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 24/06/2026

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 23/06/2026

Screencap of Groundhog Day 1992 when Bill Murray's character says "well it's Groundhog Day... again" but the caption reads "well it's Prime Day... again" I'll be honest it's pretty low effort but it's closing on 1am and I've been having a real hard time sleeping lately so here we are.

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 20/06/2026

the virgin teh_pwnerer vs the Chad fps_doug

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 19/06/2026

The pursuit of Baja Blast in cans landed us in the present timeline. Therefore, in order to bring about Woke 2, we must insist on renewed availability of Pitch Black 2.

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 18/06/2026

Aka

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 13/06/2026

Had a light psychotic break, enjoy

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 12/06/2026

Kane was so real for this

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 03/06/2026

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 03/06/2026

Had a Certified ADHD Moment just now

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 01/06/2026

This tracks for having zero fucking idea what this means or what everyone is on about.

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 31/05/2026

"I like to call it 'Lost Wages'"

Arthur Watley from Frisky Dingo

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 31/05/2026

Todd look out!!!

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 29/05/2026

The f-35 flyovers feel especially egregious today.

Jet fuel is $9.11/gal in Alaska.

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 29/05/2026

First of all, how dare you

HyperX store display reading "We're All Gamers"

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 26/05/2026

My therapist: C&C mobile game Seth isn't real, he can't hurt you C&C mobile game Seth:

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 05/05/2026

The Baja Blastard (regular, non-spooky) @ozk.lan.church · 05/05/2026

Does it mean the economy is good when I get this email every time I buy groceries?

Protonmail pop-up from BECU Notifications: "You have incurred 1 large expense."