iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 2h

never do this my uncle’s buddy has never been the same after getting it slammed on the cracking board

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 2h

gettin a suckjob from a surgeon who believes in homeopathy

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morbius @jazzpomegranate.com · 28/09/2026

marvel should let me write a morbius run where i learn nothing about the character and just write what i think morbius is

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 10h

the laughing cow cheese just started a marketing campaign where the cow stopped laughing because “she realized people took things too seriously” and the campaign tells you to pose your wedge issue (wedge, like cheese, get it?) BuT No PoLiTiCs 🤪

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 25/09/2026

did anyone else grow up getting told and believing that the guy from Owl City was literally mentally handicapped?

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 24/09/2026

Personally I am one to consider Both Sides, as each side will make a wonderful addition to the state lumber camp

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ulafleshandblood @ulafleshandblood.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

T4Z Chapter 10 #indiecomic #furryart #horror

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morbius @jazzpomegranate.com · 22/09/2026

joseph goebbels was the biggest communist

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 22/09/2026

communism is when the state makes a tv channel

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 17/09/2026

"get a load of this" [i slam my dick and balls into a car door; it is unclear what i was trying to do]

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 17/09/2026

Is it acceptable within bluesky policy to say “all moderation and trust and safety personel should be sent to concentration camps,” or do you only consider it acceptable when it’s said about trans women?

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nice handsome boy @edward86.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

the thing about blizzard is they still understand the most imprtant part of game development (making characters that people want to jack off to)

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 15/09/2026

yes i hate blizzard, yes i will give them money for WoW Forever, yes they have once again bamboozled me

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 15/09/2026

new pog slammer arrived where my pog heads at

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Thorn-CMC @mindcntrlmkovr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

You expect agnostics to care about vexatious litigation?

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 12/09/2026

you guys should follow belvedere and her handle is @wormwitch.bzky.team on hear she’s recruiting and that she’s doing something big

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 10/09/2026

Like, that language and sentiment is so insidious. “This is way bigger than basketball” He’s making a push to invalidate our healthcare, he doesn’t give a shit about women’s sports. This is all the rhetoric conservatives have been pushing for years, and libs will spread it with the same zeal.

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 10/09/2026

Good morning Everyone except for Charlie Kirk Because he will never wake again Please, Remember to Carry The Flame And Pop a Perky for Charlie Kirky 😔

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yoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 10/09/2026

how much did Royce White study for this my god does he have an anime pfp repper alt account or something witty, but still a dick & literally using the line “you don’t have to take hormones to be trans” and “hormones are a danger to the trans community” and calling LGBT people child predators

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 10/09/2026

Alright i’m challenging myself to watch the Whatever podcast episode because i’m with the panel of trans women. Now I hate Whatever, I hate the host, I hate the audience… but also I hate everyone except 2 girls on this panel 😭 i wasn’t expecting this level of trans & religious discourse

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 10/09/2026

listen i know it’s old news but i dont think there’s anything necessarily wrong with the warden burger because it honestly has a balanced flavor profile and kinda sounds good? It’s just a veggie burger fortified with ground turkey and a little powdered milk like i think i might make it for meal prep

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 10/09/2026

what every tv show Roachard watches looks like in Mycopunk. dudethat bug fucking eating all the saxitos….

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jules @awawa.pics · 09/09/2026

tgirl elvis be like i aint nothin but a hound dog

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 09/09/2026

T Girl Elvis getting muffed be like: “woah momma they fucked me in the orb”

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 09/09/2026

it’s Fit Leftist Fall because for some reason liberal tenderqueer reddit mod DSA members who dont go outside are saying fitness in *general* is inherently fascist and also genocidal

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 08/09/2026

since when has Link ever worn leather armor, I don’t think that Link render from Nintendo is actually AI because it looks exactly like something you’d see in one of those goofy over processed “[8K] UHD Ultra Realistic Legend Of Zelda UE5 Cinema - WIP” videos on youtube

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 08/09/2026

spinning up multiple local claude agents and making them fight over my approval and also the computer mouse

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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Thinking about portal 2

GLaDOS is literally the funniest character ever. Her arc culminates in her saying "I hate you so much it's not even with the trouble of killing you, so just fucking LEAVE. And on your way out heres a full choir to sing 'Goodbye My Datling', an Aria I wrote in Italian about how I love you and want you to be safe, which mentions you by name. Don't read into it. Get the fuck out. And here, something to remember me by: a box with a heart on it. Leave." to a wonan who has literally never responded to anything she's ever said

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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 27/08/2026

thankfully they’re not conscious or we’d kind of be committing rather unspeakable atrocities against conscious beings rn

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 08/09/2026

ligma beans growing in nice this year they are

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 08/09/2026

OUGH if anyone is interested in tossing me money, i love ebegging for the community $20 $wormwitch

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phoebe 🍉 @phoebesdrawin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Anyways… The Dover demon

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 08/09/2026

maybe seeing dominate girl who likes to hurt and praise me soon 🥰 last time i saw her she gave me lots of bruises and i slept on her chest while she played video games

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 08/09/2026

Build parallel institutions, withdraw cooperation to the status quo policy of ecocide, divide enforcers ranks and pull them into the fold, freeze assets where/when able, nullify land claims issued by corporations within your effective jurisdiction, reject any and all invitations for armed comflict

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 08/09/2026

Paul isn’t having AI psychosis, he’s playing toys and you’re mainly just speaking past each other with zeal. Zeal which would be better spent on pledging yourself to the Ideological Pause. You can go back to debating loom automation when the biosphere isnt collapsing.

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 08/09/2026

I am dead serious, I implore any who read this to adopt this line of thinking until the threat to existence has been resolved by any and all means necessary. Mass action will trigger the moment society reaches a quorum, until then simply inform others and live your life normally.

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 08/09/2026

Until such time that those responsible are removed from power globally, and an interim protectorate is established to stave and mend the damage, I formally pledge to pause all animosity towards any and all opposing factions and ideologies. Then after, we shall resume hostilities when life is secure.

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 08/09/2026

this is not an extremist position. this is what we must do. There is zero sense in maintaining loyalty to any nation, state, or creed until this issue is resolved. They violated not our rights, but the Existence of all life. If we are to survive, politic must be abandoned. I call for a time out.

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 08/09/2026

Once again every civilization believed they would see the end of the world, but we are privileged enough to actually see it happen at the hands of greed, pride, and sloth. Truly, what an honor it is.

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 08/09/2026

Okay, so now that we’re crossing the +1.5°C threshold, for which there is no return, we should probably start pulling every CEO and governmental higher up involved in the oil/energy sector, both foreign and domestic, out of the homes and dragging them through the streets of the world.

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 06/09/2026

kinda hate my gut a lil but hi

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 07/09/2026

had a thousand ideas of what to do today (spend money and then 1000 projects) while in the shower but now i am nude on my couch and kinda comfy as fuuuck

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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 07/09/2026

basically i reskeet the photo i feel like i look crazy hot in until it gets enough attention to satisfy me

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