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Claire

@isolinearchip.bsky.social
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Please accept this sandwich as a gesture of solidarity. Cleveland. Any pronouns. Autistic

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Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 4h
this is how a cartoon dog would stand if it was about to be lifted in the air by the aroma of a delicious pie
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Claire @isolinearchip.bsky.social · 2h
"The government is making everyone say 'chest feeding'!!!!!!" ❌ The president is holding press conferences about the new terminology he's enforcing via executive order ✅
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Claire @isolinearchip.bsky.social · 3h
I've said this before, but the increasing workification of personal life is so off-putting to me. At my job I do tasks; evenings, weekends, at home, I do life. I do things. Some of those things are chores and some of them are fun and some of them are boring, but I never want them to feel like Job
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sirosenbaum.bsky.social @sirosenbaum.bsky.social · 7h
Art is a magical technology in that it transmits images, ideas, and memories from one human brain to another, across distance and time. Think of the breathtaking immediacy and humanity of the Ea-Nasir letters or the marginalia doodles in medieval manuscripts.
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sirosenbaum.bsky.social @sirosenbaum.bsky.social · 7h
thinking about Shakespeare's sonnets about immortality and realizing how weird it is that the AI cult believes in the idea of preserving human consciousnesses while actively destroying the only technology we currently have to do that: Art
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 9h
Most TV is just this now.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 6h
Tech industry is laser focused on solving the problem of humans enjoying each other’s company bsky.app/profile/down...
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Your friend Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 6h
The main goal of all the bullshit AI stuff they're trying to sell seems to be to create 8 billion societies of 1. And that just seems doomed to fail on account of how fucked up and stupid it is
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Claire @isolinearchip.bsky.social · 20h
I can't wait for the internal work memos from people scrambling to implement this
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 29/09/2026
We demand to be taken seriously
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Library of Congress @librarycongress.bsky.social · 23h
It's Silent Movie Day! Did you know not all silent films were black and white? Color processes like Kinemacolor were shown as early as 1909, and film was tinted and colored by hand even earlier. Here are some examples of early silent films in color from the Library's National Screening Room!
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DutchSpace @dutchspace.eurosky.social · 23h
So, Starship IFT-14: Impressive, yes, lots of pretty pics, check... Also: 2 engines out on the booster 1 engine out on Starship early de-orbit after just shy of 2 orbits instead of 6 So today its a nice non-reusable launcher for bigger starlinks, but fully & rapidly re-usable it aint just yet...
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
So wild to me that the entire economy is propped up by companies who think living your best life is being a middle manager to a collection of bots.
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Claire @isolinearchip.bsky.social · 23h
Sorry, between this and Muse do they think the problem with getting enough adults to use (pay for) AI is that it isn't a dumb little cartoon for toddlers?
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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026
Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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Claire @isolinearchip.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Six beautiful years of 100% wfh comes to an end this January. Can't wait to find out just how bad my car is for driving in snow 🤡
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ
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Claire @isolinearchip.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can't wait to vote for Sherrod, not just bc of this particular ad (which is great), but bc he's spent the campaign cycle criss-crossing the state to go talk at tiny union halls just as enthusiastically as to big crowds, and bc as far as I know he hasn't uttered a peep of anti-trans bullshit
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In 1956 the late great PETER CUSHING invited a film crew into his Kensington home to show off his hobby — painting miniature toy soldiers, and playing with them in the rules set down by fellow toy soldier hobbyist H.G. Wells.
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 28/09/2026
casino arcade, asbury park, new jersey, 1978
casino arcade, asbury park, new jersey, 1978
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/09/2026
beast mode
a porsche with license plate CABBAGE
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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 25/09/2026
i want nathan fielder to do undecided voter focus groups
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metal dot txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tillamook cheddar brick
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026
ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 24/09/2026
garfield prizes at game booth, seaside heights, new jersey, 1978
garfield prizes at game booth, seaside heights, new jersey, 1978
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Aaron Huertas @aaronhuertas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This really puts stuff like publicly funded third spaces in perspective for me. It's so relatively cheap to build out community centers, gyms, makerspaces, studios etc.
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Claire @isolinearchip.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thinking abt old hardware stores w hobby shops in the basement. Screwdrivers and band saws and home goods up top, and then down a flight of stairs like you were going to dinner on the Titanic, an entire aisle of little bushes for a trainscape. The Battle of Midway in models hanging from the ceiling
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
found a new type of guy
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AITA for correcting my girlfriend's family every time they mispronounce my turtle's name?
I have a turtle named Geoff. Yes I know Geoff is normally pronounced Jeff. His isnt. My girlfriend's family knows this and still calls him Jeff basically every time his name comes up.
His name starts with /dz/ instead of the normal American English J sound /d3/. So regular Geoff/Jeff is roughly /dzef/ and his is /dzef/. They are similar but they are NOT the same consonant. /d3/ is a voiced postalveolar affricate and /dz/ is a voiced retroflex affricate. Basically you make the beginning of "Jeff" with the tongue farther back/retracted, which gives it a harder, deeper "dzh" sound.
I'm really into etymology and historical linguistics so the spelling was intentional too. Geoff is already a weird spelling from a modern English perspective because gives you basically no reason to predict /dzef/ unless you already know the name. Obviously I am NOT claiming medieval Geoffrey was pronounced / dzef/. I
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Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium @ptdefiancezoo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Clara, the rescued sea otter, is showing off her lightning-fast tippy-tappies! Those speedy paws aren’t just adorable; they’re a natural skill sea otters use to crack open hard-shelled snacks like clams and crabs, using rocks as tools. Smart, speedy, and seriously cute. #SeaOtterAwarenessWeek
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Claire @isolinearchip.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Generating an image of a receipt for 3.9 million tomatoes, they won't know what hit em
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 23/09/2026
i know what we’re all thinking
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Friends our mail order from the back of Flying Saucer Magazine chili seasoning is still going strong!
ALL: pervasive DO YOU LIKE GOOD CHILI ad
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
when i mention "claude" you can assume i'm talking about the albino alligator not the llm
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Claire @isolinearchip.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Emerson, Lake and
Far Side. "Unwittingly, Palmer stepped out of the jungle and into headhunter folklore forever" (Palmer's head is fucking huge)
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Claire @isolinearchip.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The drop on this froze me in place for a good 30 seconds with my mouth hanging open Sidenote, when I was a kid I would prank call people and wordlessly play the normal version of this song into the phone when they answered
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Claire @isolinearchip.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is one of the strangest threads I've read in a long time
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Four panel comic. Panel 1: two guys playing basketball outside. Guy 1 looks off to the side and asks, “is someone in the window?” Panel 2: a creepy ghost woman stands in the upstairs window of a house, watching them. Panel 3: Guy 2 calls up to the creepy ghost, “you wanna hoop?” Panel 4: the ghost is outside playing basketball with them. She bricks a shot from the free throw line. Guy 2 says, “that’s H-O-R.”
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
GEORGE MICHAEL SPORTS MACHINE MENTIONED www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QcV...
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George F Wills Sports Machine - Saturday Night Live
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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Claire @isolinearchip.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
RIP to all my federal OCIO brethren 🥴
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
saw this on Instagram and it so perfectly encapsulated my rage
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being so fr when I say that transmisogyny has put feminism back like 50 years

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what i thought we had distanced ourselves from was the reduction of women to vaginas and wombs and the ability to bear children. i thought we had progressed past 'dresses are for women and pants are for men. i thought we progressed past the idea that someone is less of a woman if she does not adhere strictly to beauty standards. i thought we progressed past the idea that naturally being comfortable adhering to highly feminine standards is vulgar. but i (sarcastically) guess no one could have predicted that trans-exclusive feminism would be the downfall of all the progress we've made
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でんか @k-hermit.com · 22/09/2026
ヤドカリがアイデンティティを取り戻した
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September, but I lost my 45 adapter
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Claire @isolinearchip.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I had a Dem lyft driver here in Cleveland a few months ago who was like "What's up with Gavin Newsom? Do Californians actually like that guy?" "No, every single person in California hates his guts for a different reason" "Oh?" "Yeah" "Okay yeah I figured they must" I cannot see him getting traction
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Claire @isolinearchip.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's cliche but I really did cook a dinner tonight that was so good I ate it standing at the sink
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Rob Grant @robgrant9.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Learning about the existence of Jethro Sheeran might be the tipping point where I decide I’m too online
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026
LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"
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Claire @isolinearchip.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Finger on the monkey's paw going down after all the times I wished for written instructions instead of everything being a video now
Not like this
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I like Ed Sheeran being like "I never spoke about politics. Because my music is about unity, not division" and then the music is like "la la la la I want to touch your body wow. sexy crazy body wow"
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 21/09/2026
now that judge judy is retiring im free to wrong my friends and family in extremely petty but still dollar quantifiable ways
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