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Pearl River Flow

@pearlriverflow.com
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Self-employed unpaid intern. Skeets do not represent the views of my employer. See pictures of SWAMP TRASH here! www.pearlriverflow.com/gallery

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Pearl River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 27/02/2026
"The government is secretly doing anti-vax propaganda" that's my personal one. I think that the evil overlord types have used propaganda outlets to do anti-vax stuff on the government dime to kill people, because that's all they want
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 23/01/2025
Bumper sticker: 

"KEEP HONKING! I'm trapped in the BELLY of this horrible machine and the machine is BLEEDING to death!"

(It's from a Godspeed You! Black Emperor composition)
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The Bearded Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 21m
NYT tomorrow: Trump Praises Hispanic Resilience
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 29m
okay I'm sorry to literally beg for this, I've done part time jobs and you all have been amazing sponsoring for me doing work around the community But I go 1400 a month rent is due at the end of the month and I'm freaking out, they can delay it until the 8th but I think I honestly can't pay it
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Pearl River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 30m
Luke is sick because he has exposed the secrets of the Mesopotamian afterlife: Beer and NOT setting your house on fire. It remains a goal of society ever since.
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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 2h
it didn't fit in the word limit
stoned and just cut some salami with a very pointy knife directly next to a full, unopened can of red bull. when the knife obviously poked a hole in the can of red bull and foam started spraying directly into my face I was so confused for probably 5 seconds that I had the thought "what the fuck kind of salami is this? it must've gone bad"
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Chris 🧠 talk with humans @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 1h
living through the horrors while doin a lil butt dance like this
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 18h
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Pearl River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 15h
So I go to the doctor, and she says "don't worry, sir, we can get you a vasectomy right away, I'll make the appointment myself" which I thought was pretty rude coming from my kid's pediatrician.
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Ringtail 🔞 @rllynotringtail.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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Pearl River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 22h
something's wrong in Washington
photoshop. two tired old white guys hold up a photo of themselves in a hotel conference room or something, while a third one looks dismissively at the audience. the photo of themselves is holding up a photo of themselves, ad infinitum
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 23h
“the advertisers called and said you need to wear a hat”
a bald phillies pitcher is handed a hat in front of a large nutrafol ad
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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Hunter Felt 🏳️‍⚧️ @hunterfelt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There are two good movies with Tom Cruise in them: "Eyes Wide Shut" and "Magnolia' and that's entirely because those directors understand that fundamentally Tom Cruise does not have a soul.
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Batman fans say that he’s not just a guy who beats up criminals, and in fact spends a lot of money on charity, infrastructure, community, etc. Well, think what he could achieve if he spent ALL his money on beating up criminals.
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Pearl River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 28/08/2025
my kid's extremely colorful and awesome self portrait also looks like a shitpost and I love it
crayon on paper drawing of a girl with a tall head, extremely long neck (extremely) in a rainbow shirt with a white cat and hearts on it. The girl has a ponytail, smile, and b lush and very narrow eyes
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Jeff Zimmerman @jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Threads is intensely the median-voter platform
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MSSalleForth @mssalleforth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Whatever gop pac paid for this ad needs to roll out a 10-sec. spot just on the Transgender Defender message, the slickest, coolest part of the whole thing. 😂🌈🇺🇸
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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Pearl River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 28/09/2026
The blocklist feature offers an amazing opportunity for bad actors to fragment random normal posters, just create blocklists called things like "MAGA Trolls for Putin" and stick 50 bots and 50 popular leftist bsky posters on there. Post about it on replies to Big Political Accounts till it's popular
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Pearl River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 28/09/2026
Been thinking about the phrase "The continued and inexplicable Ghorman resistance to Imperial norms" a lot lately.
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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Pearl River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 28/09/2026
Found it on YouTube and its literally just called "Transgender Defender" which would be great, I do wish "they" had said this as the ad claims. I like the color composition here.
YouTube screenshot: photo of a bald black man in a goatee and brown suit in front of a rainbow of drag queens. Trans color confetti rains down and "Transgender Defender" appears in trans pride colors on screen
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The Baja Blastard @ozk.lan.church · 19/09/2026
I'm going to pitch them "Doctor Who, but Good"
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Hunter Felt 🏳️‍⚧️ @hunterfelt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
BARCLAY: I'm in! RIKER: You are not invited.
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Pearl River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 28/09/2026
I wish there was a good way to find campaign ads online, some sort of repository by candidate, because Cindy Hyde Smith is running some deranged ones that make Scott Colom sound like 500x cooler than he actually is.
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Ken Lowery @kenlowery.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Bitch you KNOW I'm reading that historical plaque
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Dan Murphy @bungdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A new religious movement/cult characterized by sexual and emotional abuse and lots of drugs, mostly cribbed from bad science fiction? In California!?
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regular tadpole 🍄 @spacefrog.dev · 27/09/2026
I am once again being scolded by a magazine because I only listen to deep underwater whale sounds
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Anne Loves 🔜 NYCC @annecomics.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Hank Pym in any situation:
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Choosin' Going to the Polls @untimelygamer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So: is it OK to bring iced coffee to the orgy or nah?
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Michael Bazaco @mcbazacophd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We’ve reached that time of year where I have an internal struggle about which annoys me more: 1. anatomically inaccurate decorative skeletons 2. people who are outraged about decorative skeletons being anatomically inaccurate.
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"What a time to be alive."
Season 9 / Episode 17
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
becoming the ultimate bisexual stereotype by upgrading to the clear car
a car but it’s clear
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Pearl River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 27/09/2026
"Hi. I'm Peter Graves from the University of Minnesota."
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Pearl River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 27/09/2026
Blizzard is simply faster than I had given them credit for, though AT THE TIME I did not know they were moving faster (1 expansion yearly), or I would have revised my timeline downward to 2027, which would be pretty close tbh
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Pearl River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 11/02/2025
Guy who picks up a book of Lovecraft because he thinks it's going to be a very peaceful and caring version of Warcraft: "Ah fuck, I thought the tentacle thing was going the other way. Man. I blame Italians."
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Incredible stuff happening in the arts!
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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Hunter Felt 🏳️‍⚧️ @hunterfelt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Star Trek Into Darkness" might be the worst Trek movie simply because it commits the cardinal sin of "casting Peter Weller and not giving him anything to do." MOVIE JAIL
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 26/09/2026
it appears that this bonfire ritual site belongs to the Smashed Miller High Life Bottle Culture
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No, I haven’t heard “Choosin‘ Texas,” but I am the elite son of a bitch who helped popularize this down home tune from Lone Star State. youtu.be/skmdmf_ER50?...
youtu.be
Torgo's Theme (10 Minutes)
YouTube video by LeonSmorgishboard
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fleetwood Mac was a CIA experiment to see if straight people could survive the average queer friend group dynamic
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Pearl River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 15/03/2025
Imagining myself at an unlikely old age looking at a grandchild's text, book where it calls this the "gleaming twenties" because the surviving art and culture was focused on the wealthiest elites, and also as a contrast to what happened next.
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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 25/06/2025
#makeaterriblecomicday2025
panel 1: me saying "azizam i'm fuken depressed". panel 2: me next to a sign that says "welcome to sad puppy planet". panel 3: me on the phone saying "do u need anything from SPP" and the reply being "maybe a keychain". panel 4: a keychain of a ringed planet with a weeping puppy on it. thanks for coming to my comic more things at sadnightcrimes.com. ghorbunet beram.
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