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Just a guy trying to make sense of all this. Genocide apologia and AI slop are an auto-block. If you want to know what I think about motion pictures, I have a letterboxd. letterboxd.com/panicatthesisko/revi…

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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 5h
@Amtrak_CA

"Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." Ralph Waldo Emerson

@porkbelt

.@Amtrak_CA With all due respect, this is terrible advice for trains
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Houthi Beach Volleyball League (official) @owlbear-camus.bsky.social · 10h
they're on to me.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@JeremyMonjo

tattooing which of my opinions are real and which are ironic in case i forget, like the memento guy
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Get ready for a lot of this for the next while
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ceej @ceej.online · 05/10/2026
I met manly jesus outside the bowling alley. smoking a pall mall from a pack rolled into his sleeve. blowing smoke through his stigmata for the local kids, smiling just as big as a horse. patted me on the back, told me I was trying my best and that it's the trying that matters. said I was doing okay
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Houthi Beach Volleyball League (official) @owlbear-camus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
'Cause if they were curious, they would've asked questions. You know? Questions like, "Have you played a lot of electrodarts, Cly?" To which I would've answered, "Yes, sir. Every Sunday afternoon at a sports bar with my father, from age ten till I was 16, when he passed away."
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Houthi Beach Volleyball League (official) @owlbear-camus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gonna use my job to inculcate new blood into the hobby. I'm helping; they'll never have money for drugs nor be cool enough to find a plug for them.
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Houthi Beach Volleyball League (official) @owlbear-camus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Kate don't point your gun at me. I'm the dang Sicario!"
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you tank a lethal injection you should be free to go
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Houthi Beach Volleyball League (official) @owlbear-camus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
so let me get this straight. i'm civilly liable and a bad evil person if i download smash_mouth_all_star.mp3 off of Kazaa, but the justice department will go to bat for Anthropic or OpenAI's right to download EVERYTHING?
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ceej @ceej.online · 30/09/2026
hulk hangs dong
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Reading about Socrates, apparently he was horrific to look at and was still having kids in his 60s. Unbelievable game. Imagine you're at the bar and a man who looks like a beluga whale hits you with "The only thing I know is I know nothing" and you're just powerless to resist
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seriously 💥 😡🙄
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skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
breaking 1990s brains with the knowledge that chuck will evolve into the most consistently righteous pundit
Charles Barkley: "I don't want to be in no fraternity. A bunch of damn loser dudes getting together all the time... Only losers join fraternities."
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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the result of not ruining more young men’s futures.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 28/09/2026
there is only one major kind of business today and it is stripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society to buy more money before the world ends
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Susan Rinkunas @susanrinkunas.com · 27/09/2026
I haven't seen a single story explain that the lawsuit filed by Tierra Walker's family is part of a broader legal argument that women and pregnant people have a right to life. There are at least four state cases like this. Subscribe to @autonomynews.co for context you're not getting anywhere else
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The BEST part of getting old (and there are many) is that you can ABSOLUTELY miss something wildly popular. Zooshas just flying by while you’re admiring someone’s sensible shoes or whatever. Bliss.
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Houthi Beach Volleyball League (official) @owlbear-camus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Letting The Stupids be in charge of everything seems like a mistake.
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🛍🛒💪🔨
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Literally everyone will tell you that.
Threads post 

Early Beatlemania was fuelled by teenage girls, but they won't tell you that.

Women and girls have always been the trendsetters and the tastemakers.
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Houthi Beach Volleyball League (official) @owlbear-camus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"haha look at the new kid. some kind of freakishly shrek-ass. look at this giant idiot. more like Jack-OFF Reach-AROUND!" -ramstein airbase high school bully, circa early 2000s. last words.
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Houthi Beach Volleyball League (official) @owlbear-camus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i was raised with TOO MUCH love and support
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 23/09/2026
one of the funniest things i ever saw in the heyday of the feminist blogosphere was a serious response to the concept that everyone eventually becomes disabled saying "actually not everyone becomes disabled, because some people die violently very young. it happens everyday"
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 22/09/2026
Drinky Crow getting into homebrew pruno is a definite recession indicator
Drinky Crow, a cartoon crow with X eyes and a bottle labeled XXX in his mouth with the sound effect “Dook! Dook! Dook!” Over his head. He is clearly inebriated.
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ladies and gentlemen, this is columbo no. 5 a little bit of me getting outta your hair a little bit of suspect standing there a little bit of facts about my wife a little bit of you killed him with that knife
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
Measles: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/measles-myth-vs-fact
MYTH: There have been preventable measles deaths this year.

FACT: Those kindergartners were going to die one day anyway.
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gas high
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 20/09/2026
Ed Sheeran overcorrected and joined the Houthis
Reuters world news - the Houthis say they struck Riyadh. here's why it matters. and the thumbnail has a big picture of a Houthi strike and in the corner, a photo of Ed Sheeran with no mention
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Dennis Detwiller @drgonzo123.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Houthi Beach Volleyball League (official) @owlbear-camus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Gentlemen! Look what I have created!!!!
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Houthi Beach Volleyball League (official) @owlbear-camus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Houthi Beach Volleyball League (official) @owlbear-camus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the only people you are going to reach in any capacity with this shit are just going to say "see even the democrat party is saying that the republicans are right, so i'll vote extra hard for the republican about the most important issue facing america: .0001% of child athletes' genitals."
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 17/09/2026
my opponent is trying to smear me, but here's the truth: im like them but less. you hate transgenders right? i mean ill keep it out of schools but i wont make it legal to kill em. is that good enough? you can kill a few if that'll help
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Houthi Beach Volleyball League (official) @owlbear-camus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Robert Kraft having to issue even a mealy mouthed "I'm listening and learning" mea culpa instead of just going full "fuck you i got all the money" feels like a real watershed moment on the public temperature wrt Palestine.
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Houthi Beach Volleyball League (official) @owlbear-camus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's always been the same struggle and the same demonic sadists afflicting us.
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The Constable @theiconstable.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We teachers get step increases each year, and when I saw it pass 4 bucks a gallon last week, I did the math and realized that this year’s raise doesn’t cover the amount extra I have to spend each month on gas now.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Macklemore: Palestinian children are people. Robert Kraft *actively getting a handjob from a strip mall prostitute he refuses to tip*: We must ban this hate speech from every stadium in America. Let me call up my friends, the Epstein client list. Ed Sheeran: Good point, sir. Both sides, sir.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
(Realizing it would sound petty if I just said I don't like your post) Your post jeopardizes an important election
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@MohanadElshieky

Please stop saying the vaccine doesn't have severe side effects. I took my shots and now I'm alive and have to keep working
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Houthi Beach Volleyball League (official) @owlbear-camus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I think I made my distractor responses too fun everyone got this wrong.
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Houthi Beach Volleyball League (official) @owlbear-camus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Remember that time a disney movie gave the villain a musical number about how painfully fukkin horny he was and it was a banger?
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