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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 4h

Climate change has really taken a toll on the fall Football crop in Michigan.

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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 4h

Update to the theory that everyone is 12 years old: they are also somehow divorced.

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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

London City had their double espresso this morning and it looks like Spurs are yet to wake up. #COYS

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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Asking the pope “how many local models do you run” should actually get you struck down by god due to embarrassment.

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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Totally innocent you guys…

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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Cops in child-sized tactical vests: We don’t support Abdul El-Sayed. What you DO need to support is some cardio, lest you get shot in your side meat.

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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Attack ad voice: “Will Lawrence has a RADICAL past” Will Lawrence breaking through the screen holding a skateboard: “Hell yeah I do! Now watch this kickflip while we talk about the soaring cost of groceries!”

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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 01/10/2026

tracing Japanese managers challenging an ump’s call, I’ve watched this 500x

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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

AI will never be able to make art. Thanks.

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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Thinking about my diminishing eyesight and that HUD lane line feature

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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Don’t get between a Lanstronaut and a Bazonzoes.

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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The coolest thing about sports that fans love is value creation for the institutions.

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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Are we sure this isn’t the opening of Short Circuit 3?

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social

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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Guilty to the tune of nearly a BILLION DOLLARS. Crazy.

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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A hooper. SO fun to watch.

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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

More futures need to be ruined.

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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I would actually remove my hat for this.

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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Austin and Portland could never understand our weird.

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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It’s good and normal to destroy the lives of people who do evil.

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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Multiple times a day at my job I think “I just wanna go home.” I work from home.

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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Candy corn is how you figure out who to block irl

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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

You see those ads? He is running in 2028. And no, he will not be dead.

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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Are people still drinking raw milk or did they slink away from that after the 10th bout of crippling diarrhea?

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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Okay but I think Bully Beatdown would be a smash hit today.

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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Please go listen to Batdance right now. It’s completely insane. Like six songs in one.

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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Yes, but more by Chelsea if I’m being honest. #COYS

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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

1 million is a laughable number to use. I bet the online providers (a la HIMS, Ro, Noom, countless others) have at least 2 million combined users. Two things sell like hotcakes in America: get rich schemes, and get skinny shortcuts.

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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My crackpot theory is that election results will be questioned because of “rogue” AI agents, and in exchange, the AI companies will get a bailout.

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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

No REACHER this list is bullshit.

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 25/09/2026

If I was Manchester City I would simply not have committed a vast litany of financial crimes 💅

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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

El Scorcho. It’s a fun song to yell along to.

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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 24/09/2026

“It is Macklemore, not Sheeran, who has been barred from performing. Yet somehow the story is about Sheeran’s freedom to be apolitical.”

lrb.co.uk

Lorna Finlayson | Public Positions

Given much of the coverage of the Ed Sheeran-Macklemore debacle, you could be forgiven for thinking that Sheeran had...

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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This makes my 14 hour day trying to get back to Detroit from Vegas seem quaint.

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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Lansing has Bronners ball money!?

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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

A middle aged married man with meta/pervert glasses is honestly so embarrassing. Like what is any plausible use case here?

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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

A guy talking about Italian cured meats on the phone in an airport lounge looks exactly like you think.

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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This is the first pope to have ever eaten at a Chilis, right?

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Dino Ridgeway @dinoridgeway.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I have called wherever the Tigers play baseball "Tigers' Stadium" for my entire life. And until a bunch of bank tellers somehow develop the hitting and fielding skills to make a playoff run, I'll continue to call it "Tigers' Stadium". As for the Lions? They're just either "home" or "away".

wxyz.com

Live at 3:15: Fifth Third & Detroit Tigers to announce new name of Comerica Park on Monday

The Detroit Tigers and Fifth Third Bank will announce the new name for Comerica Park on Monday afternoon.

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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

We need to talk about how weed guys are actually just grifting crypto libertarian fuckers who are only “liberal” about laws around drugs. These aren’t the hippies you think of. They are wannabe tech bros.

micia.org

MiCIA Announces Gubernatorial Endorsement,Calls John James ‘The Clear Choice for the Cannabis Industry’ | Michigan Cannabis Industry Association

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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

This is such a culture problem. I promise you the executive layer of this club behave in some way that we do not have sight into, and it causes every player to say “fuck this place” under their breath.

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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

After 26 years… I don’t know how much longer I can do this. #COYS

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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Orchards are now battlefields

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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The pope is gonna craft some sick armor.

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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

There is gonna be a wet blanket movement to “leave her alone” but I’m here to say that if you shit yourself in a no-stakes athletic contest against other product managers… you need to catch hell for a little while.

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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Boomers and elderly gen x are so extremely AI pilled it’s insane. This is their last grasp at holding on to executive power in the workplace and they will absolutely die on this hill.

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