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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Joanne Freeman @jbf1755.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I swear When times get tough, Great British Baking Show helps Predictable yet unpredictable. People are kind. You can stop watching for 10 mins and know where you are. A happy uncomplicated space w/a great “we’re all in this together” vibe Eternally grateful for getting me thru the pandemic & DJT
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Jill Issue @audiojillian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pride nights
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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opk @opk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Holy shit, Michael Irvin is live on Netflix talking nonsense!
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opk @opk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The computers in the hump day commercial are so old
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brad, Love Yokozuna 🔞 @blasternation.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
CHANGE MY PIK UP SMACK MY BULB ORP
Edited screenshot of red Pikmin but with the Prodigy: The Fat of the Land album logo on it.
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
the most sophisticated large language model is no closer to artificial general intelligence than an alarm clock, and it will never get any closer
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Art 🎹
Touch my teeth says the paper crafted piano with big ol eyes on the front
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ApocalypticaNow @apocalypticanow.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The one trait consistent to EVERYONE on the right is an inability to understand anything until they experience it personally
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Asking your AI chat bot to “please roast” your perceived adversary is the most Loser Shit in the entire recorded history of humanity
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Hunt @chizarone.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Incensed that there’s such a thing as a felony conviction for cannabis.
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
in a world of JK Rowlings be a Dolly Parton
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Silkstavo Fring @nowbacktome.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Religion
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Dave Chappelle
ALT: Dave Chappelle
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Most transphobia, or so it seems to me, is about wanting culturally contingent hierarchies and identity scripts to be Inscribed in Nature in some deep way that obviates the need for reflective examination, and getting very anxious and angry about anything that makes it clear that’s a fantasy.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Generative AI is the tool and aesthetic of fascism, and that aesthetic only appeals to middle aged divorced sex predators, billionaires, guys who drive cybertrucks, and guys who don't tip. It's the aesthetic of losers, miserable assholes, and guys with a sexual allegations section in their wiki.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Ocarina of Time is mostly about the differences between childhood and manhood, which mainly that boils down to having three pairs of shoes that you have to cycle through regularly instead of one.
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Admiral Selene Stardragon - Vtuber @selenestardragon.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This works both ways. You bring in older people with this, but young ones too. A fair number of Texans grew up like this, now they have golf clubs. Do they want to let the old man down?
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treacherous deathcat @diablerie.gay · 13/08/2026
keep laughing this morning imagining some kid in like 2126 posting 'aint no way the first guy to get kirked was named kirk'
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Nick Suttner @nsuttner.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Amazing! What a lovely surprise this is. I thiiiink Eufloria was the first game I ever signed (back in my earliest PlayStation days), kicking off my journey of convincing bigger companies to give a shit about smaller games.
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 04/08/2026
i think in terms of gummy candy companies you cannot beat Albanese
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
the most annoying thing about the What We Should Have Done With COVID discourse is that the actual viable option to accept more health risk in exchange for less disruption was not to rawdog the plague, it was to push the vaccine wide earlier with worse trial data
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steven monacelli @stevanzetti.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
North Texas continues to be one of the hotbeds of American fascism
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
my only real take i can muster on the Emily Wilson thing is that she’s looking at the movie with a completely different set of eyes than almost anyone on the planet and there was no world where she would be aligned with most people on it
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
these people should be taken off the plane in handcuffs
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opk @opk.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I am free from marriage! Hell I’m not so sure about.
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
This story is indeed insane. They literally *discounted his correct answers* (on questions about the Constitution) so that a Trump supporting girl who wants to go to Hillsdale College could win $25K and be televised meeting Trump. So. Gross.
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djhaggis.bsky.social @djhaggis.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
If you haven't seen it already I would recommend the documentary Supermensch, made by Mike Myers, it's all about the aforementioned Shep Gordon, it's fascinating.
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
In violent reaction to the reconfiguration of society into treating women and people of color as equals. It is a desperate, ferocious clinging to what they feel should be a higher status in a 'natural' hierarchy. Because the alternative is the terrifying prospect of being judged by what they do.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
whatever you think about hunter biden (and i really don’t care either way), he’s been through it. this is excellent.
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
this is how alex jones’ head popped like a balloon
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/07/2026
lol imagine being a spanish fan tonight staying up all night to party, flying back home tomorrow, and then having to go back into the office 2-3 weeks from now
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Micah McCurdy @hockeyviz.com · 19/07/2026
Only one team who can credibly claim to be unbeatable by this Spanish outfit: Cabo Verde.
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Traces of Texas @tracesoftexas.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This will always be the answer to the question "What is the most Texas photo of all time?"
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opk @opk.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The Odyssey is amazing. Plus I learned today that my socials are correct because I never even heard of a boycott. Simply enjoyed a movie.
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opk @opk.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I could listen to Judy Gemstone say butthole forever. She’s perfect.
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Post Punk-y Brewster @krismeana.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Why do ppl care so much about how other people present! Half of the issues we have today w systemic oppression would go away if ppl minded their own fucking business
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Ryan Teague Beckwith @ryanbeckwith.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
You could write a whole thesis on the rhetorical brilliance of the wording "I think California transplants like Ken Paxton can become Texans"
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opk @opk.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Ok, wow
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opk @opk.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
filthy
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Just want to jump in and say: Fuck the Texas government.
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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Chris Elliot lives in Maine, is funny, and has very few Nazi tattoos. Chris Elliot for Senate!
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Jill Issue @audiojillian.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Answer: Absolutely the fuck not.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Guaranteed: 1) Black girls will be harassed and demanded to be tested over and over again regardless of how competitive they are. 2) Winners from public schools will be relentlessly hounded by the parents and coaches of losers at private schools, with the goal of making them quit the sport.
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Saad Yousuf @saadyousuf126.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
they hit everybody with the "sharia" buzzword to catch your attention/fury, then delivered this uppercut. and people keep falling for the BS every time.
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opk @opk.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Lowkey why I had more kids than my parents
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
"toxins" and "chemicals" are words only people who refuse to think or learn say when discussing food.
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Alexander Ross @hardpolitics.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Our country is tolerating Donald Trump presiding over severe national decline because the majority of white voters (who vote Republican) thought living under a Black president was worse than this. Not a popular or media-savvy assessment... it's also not wrong either.
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Quantian @quantian.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
At a certain point everyone needs to come to grips with the fact that the reason voters around the globe are electing the parties they are is because many of them are atavistic racist morons and not because [random policy you prefer] wasn’t enacted
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