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Jill Issue @audiojillian.bsky.social · 3h

Not sure what this mystery lump is I found in the bag o onion rings. Might be onion, might be chicken thigh. Guess we’ll find out together!

Me, presenting a giant lump of something inside the bag of onion rings.

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Jill Issue @audiojillian.bsky.social · 10h

when you pick out a cute sundress to wear for the day but then you join your zoom class and realize that you look like you’ve shown up naked

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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 29/09/2026

This is like a fucking SNL skit where studios keep making hockey shows instead of gay shows

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Jill Issue @audiojillian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Somewhere in the great hereafter, Upton Sinclair suppresses a shameful boner.

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Jill Issue @audiojillian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Why are you trans? Wrong answers only. I have a persecution kink but found the evangelicals insufferable.

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Jill Issue @audiojillian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

They should really stop scheduling things during Don-Don’s naptime

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Jill Issue @audiojillian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Further proof of a psyop to make us think a song that didn’t exist a week ago has been around a whole year. I’m not sure what the endgame is on this, but I’m sure it’s sinister.

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Jill Issue @audiojillian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Reading them for class but damn good stuff regardless, especially if you’re into queer and/or disability theory and theology.

Loving Our Own Bones
DISABILITY WISDOM
AND THE
SPIRITUAL SUBVERSIVENESS
OF KNOWING
OURSELVES WHOLE
JULIA WATTS BELSER

Jasbir K. Puar
THE RIGHT TO MAIM
DEBILITY | CAPACITY | DISABILITY

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Jill Issue @audiojillian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

There is a non-zero chance he thinks it’s named after Gerald Ford.

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Jill Issue @audiojillian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

There’s no way that they sell these in fat girl size. I dare someone to send me one and prove me wrong.

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Jill Issue @audiojillian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

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Jill Issue @audiojillian.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This is getting out of hand! Now there are TWO of them!

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Jill Issue @audiojillian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I feel for him. My back goes out when I sleep in the couch too.

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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 19/09/2026

this tweet is NINE years old and is still the best trans rights policy advice out there

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Jill Issue @audiojillian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I’m told Jesus loved to party, after all.

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Jill Issue @audiojillian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

*repost the repost of the meme jillian* Seriously how could so many other people around me tell but it took me half a century?

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Jill Issue @audiojillian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This is what “Mission Accomplished” banners were truly designed for

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Jill Issue @audiojillian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Congrats to the Mooterus on her transition!

A hockey sweater with a longhorn and constellation graphic that looks oddly like a uterus

A sweatshirt with a flower graphic that looks oddly like a uterus

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Jill Issue @audiojillian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I get that there are rules or whatever on running political ads that normal humans aren’t meant to understand, but I just want to go an hour vegging out to Forensic Files on PlutoTV without EVERY FUCKING BREAK having ads for Greg Abbott.

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Jill Issue @audiojillian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Of course he’s having trouble. MF didn’t even last a week on Big Brother UK.

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Jill Issue @audiojillian.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

If you want to, you should. Even with everything. In spite of everything. No regrets.

Jillian, sometime during the panini. Wearing headphones and making questionable facial hair choices in her continuing mission to Perform Manhood

Jillian, now. Much happier, with long flowing wavy hair (wig) and boobs. Very girl-adjacent in this picture.

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Jill Issue @audiojillian.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Oh sure, Open AI and Anthropic get to self-regulate but when I do it I’m “being dramatic” or “faking it for attention” or “got vaccinated as a kid” or “my biomom took too much Tylenol.”

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Jill Issue @audiojillian.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

BREAKING: The Schmenge Brothers will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran

Jill Issue @audiojillian.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Okay seriously, I was not canned I left of my own free will!

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Jill Issue @audiojillian.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Okay, who snitched that I was heading to Walmart today?

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Jill Issue @audiojillian.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I remember the first time Bob looked at me and said “Drop Your Pants.” It was magical.

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Jill Issue @audiojillian.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The Kennedy Center will return in Avengers: Doomsday

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Jill Issue @audiojillian.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

“Ethics in gaming journalism” “Women’s safety in sports” “Election integrity” Same song, new verse A little bit louder and a whole lot worse

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026

Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses

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Jill Issue @audiojillian.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Sounds like when you’re a dragged to see great-meemaw in the nursing home as a kid “just for a half hour” and you are focused on that clock

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Jill Issue @audiojillian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Special agents McCarthy and Silverman refused to comment.

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Jill Issue @audiojillian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

You know, I’m something of a blockhead myself

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Jill Issue @audiojillian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

girls can’t even have hobbies anymore

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Jill Issue @audiojillian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I can’t prove it, but I’m pretty sure Abbott’s latest Gina Hinojosa “Dangerous for Texas” ad is doing a little subtle photo tweaking to make Gina’s smile a bit more Joker-y.

From a Hinojosa post- smile is tight and small

From the ad- the shadows make it hard to tell but it looks like the corners of her mouth are higher up in an uncanny valley sort of way.

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Jill Issue @audiojillian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The multiverse is really getting out of hand.

A page from 1 Thessalonians with the words “the Lord is an avenger” highlighted. The picture below features an MCU Avengers lineup and f Hulk, Captain America, Jesus, Thor, and Iron Man.

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Adam Bell @ladambell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Rip Mr football

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Jill Issue @audiojillian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

OCEANS ARE NOW FOOTBALL FIELDS

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