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Only Fans @only-fans.bsky.social · 6h
All those Pulitzers, and they couldn’t accurately report that the “lifelong Democrat” truck driver was a three-time Trump voter. I guess all we need is for every Republican voter to personally be haunted by the people they are killing with their votes. He should feel guilty, and I hope he does.
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 23h
fuck off, robbie ray
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thanks Gavin Newsom!!!
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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 29/09/2026
Basically using LLMs and agentic ai is a massive security risk and no one should do so basically ever and these companies should be prosecuted for hacking. Also two-party consent should extend to all electronic communications.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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TechCrunch @techcrunch.com · 01/10/2026
California governor vetoes bill banning use of ‘pervert glasses’ to secretly record people
techcrunch.com
California governor vetoes bill banning use of ‘pervert glasses’ to secretly record people
The California state bill would have penalized people who secretly recorded people in public with wearables equipped with cameras and microphones.
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Dorothy @catandgirl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The crusaders.

'We make LESS but things cost MORE!' says Girl. 'RETVRN!' cries a crusading Cat. 'To when we made less and things cost the same! Weather is spiraling out of control - with 2 degrees of warming baked in.' 'RETVRN!' cries Cat. 'To weather spiraling out of control with 1.5 degrees of warming baked in' says Girl. 'People aren't going to the emergency room because they're afraid of immigration-' 'RETVRN!' '-they should be NOT GOING because they CAN'T AFFORD IT! Leopards are eating my face=' 'RETVRN!' '- to when leopards were eating YOUR face!' 'RETVRN to 2015!' cries Cat. 'Sound the battle horn!' yells Girl. Cat plays a long golden horn, which blasts out the sound 'GOOD ENOUGH.' 'Now we just wait for an army to assemble,' says Cat. They wait.
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
POIROT: Peruse if you will the Lady Sinema's record of voting. Poirot he notices the mademoiselle, she is not exactly the art lover 𝘱𝘢𝘳 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦, 𝘯𝘰𝘯? CHIEF INSPECTOR JAPP: [speaking entirely through his nose] Now look 'ere Pwaahroh,
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A fascist loving trillionaire with a pedophile robot is bankrolling the Republican Party and the opposition won’t say anything about it.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 21/09/2026
you think it's a coincidence that the most evil and corrupt people alive want you to believe that trans people are the real problem?
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As a pragmatic centrist, I read the Niemöller poem differently. After each group mentioned I pencil in what percentage of the population they are, and if it’s a small number I cross off their names as disposable. Poetry is fine but math wins elections!!
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Mitchell Plitnick @mjplitnick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is the "moderate" president of Israel, overriding the wishes of the IDF (!) to pardon a cold blooded, cowardly murderer who shot a helpless man in the head as he lay incapacitated on the ground. The problem in Israel is wider than the Netanyahu-led far right. www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...
haaretz.com
Herzog pardons IDF soldier convicted of killing wounded Palestinian assailant
The IDF has previously objected to pardoning Azaria, citing his lack of remorse over his actions. Defense Minister Katz, who requested the pardon, said it sent a message that 'we do not leave our sold...
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Amelia Sandrine Reisinger 🏳️‍⚧️ @ameliasandrine.com · 17/09/2026
Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans”
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Max Read @maxread.info · 17/09/2026
unabomber clippy
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Doodle I made to piss off chuds over on Facebook. It worked. They commented a bunch, got me up in the algo, more eyeballs on my page, and a couple of Patrons. It's depressing this is how the world works now.
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ashley (birthday month) 🕸️ @clearlyashley.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
trans rights frankly is a top 5, potentially top 3 issue for me despite not being trans and not having any trans family being bigoted against trans folks not only hurts my trans friends and every trans person but is so predictive of further bigotry
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I want to ride the everyone mocks Seth Moulton train until the end of the line
An Instagram post from @salemtrash 01970 showing Seth Moulton's office with a Spirit Halloween sign taped on it
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Charlie Brown drank from the hoes
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Adam Bonica @adambonica.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The fundraising texts you delete are working on someone. It’s infuriating and heartbreaking. An 85yo in Ohio gave more than double the value of his home. A 91yo in an Indianapolis senior facility gave 25K times. The DCCC/DSCC don’t just tolerate the spammers who exploit seniors. They take part.
data4democracy.substack.com
Hook and Squeeze
How Democratic consultants, committees, and party leaders built a fundraising spam pipeline that funnels money from a captive pool of elderly donors into their own operations.
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Ken Childs @thekenchilds.com · 07/08/2026
Humpty Hump
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It’s really starting to grind me down
The Barney/Moe’s Tavern meme

“Default AI features” Barney being kicked out
“Finding how to turn it all off in the settings” -satisfied Moe

Third panel Barney coming in behind “software update”
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Patrick McCray @patrickmccray.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Remembering Silas Soule, born OTD in 1838. American abolitionist, conductor on the Underground Railroad, military officer, and hero for disobeying orders to participate in Sand Creek Massacre and then giving evidence against his commander. Murdered 1865. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silas_S...
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🔞eek! the dragon!!🔞 @aquivorous.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
tfw you’ve just finished pissing on jefferson davis’ grave
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The Constitutional Crisis started in 2000. You've been living through it your entire adult life. The reason politics feels hopeless is by design — conservatives broke our democratic form of government to guarantee that the people cannot act against them and are continuing to break it.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 24/06/2026
went down to the centrist convention. they’re all shaking and crying, I heard one guy say “I’m starting to think a better world IS possible.” the lady next to him slapped him in the face
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 23/06/2026
The silly little ritual of Supreme Court opinion days is a perfect illustration of the justices’ self-absorption. “We’re gonna decide cases but it’s a SURPRISE which ones, so just keep refreshing this browser tab to find out who still has civil rights!” Profoundly stupid institution. I loathe it.
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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Boy, seeing them all gathered together like this really makes you think about their legacies and how each of them, in their own way, paved the way for Trump to happen not once but twice.
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miss zuri خانم زوری @zalazuri.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
it's getting harder to listen to public radio these days
"fourth estate sale"
4-panel comic, ink and colored pencil, 10x12cm
panel 1: zala zuri, an iranian trans woman and teacher, is driving in her car and listening to the radio. she looks somewhat exasperated as the radio announcer says, "democrats and a few senate republicans have pushed back against the president's latest pick for interim secretary of the department of secretaries, howe offal, claiming there is no evidence of him having any job experience in any field, ever."
panel 2: miss zuri looks saddened and upset as the radio continues, "in iran, the 12th ceasefire this week looks to have an uncertain future after u.s. airstrikes this morning allegedly targeted 3 hospice centers and a petting zoo with what iran claims were white phosphorus munitions. the president had this to say:"
panel 3: miss z looks repulsed and nauseated as the radio plays a clip of the president saying, "those dumb camel jockeys had better cut the crap, or else i'm gonna devour and masticate their children and flay their elders alive. or maybe i'll just give their army $12 billion, who knows? i don't. i'm bored now. let's talk about my ballroom."
panel 4: miss z looks completely exasperated as the radio announcer says, "sponsored by funopticon ai. funopticon: because everyone needs a thinking buddy! and by the biff gatezos foundation: ensuring dignified treatment for people of wealth everywhere! you're listening to npr."
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trish @omerta22.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
“Someone on LinkedIn viewed your profile” <deletes account>
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Post Season Betsy 💙 @baseballfrank.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
What a bunch of losers but also fuck Kershaw for giving any of these dorks this idea
mccoveychronicles.com
Bad and bigoted
The Giants told fans exactly who they are on Friday.
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Happy Pride to this Caravaggio self-portrait that made one man so gay he had to go to the hospital
Caravaggio's Baccus painting, featuring a lush fruity spread and leaves bedecking a pasty twink who only works out his armsArticle screenshot that says:

The most extreme examples of
Stendhal syndrome share a sensation of
self-fragmentation. Magherini
describes the case of a 53-year-old
German man who was hospitalized
after repeatedly viewing Caravaggio's
Bacchus at Uffizi Gallery. The patient
felt "an attraction closer and closer to
an intimate sexual arousal of
ambiguous nature that invaded him
and made him feel good and bad."
Unmoored and distressed, he sought
medical attention. After treating the
subject's initial episode, Magherini
writes that he came to recognize his
latent homosexuality. Another case...
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 10/06/2026
Groimes, oim tekeeng some toime from moy treelion dollah IPO to ehnsoite some rehcial voilance
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 07/05/2026
he thinks you 🫵 are stupid
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Boner Vivant @dougtilley.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The Brakrooms "Yeah, buddy!"
It's a picture of a liminal space like in the movie The Backrooms except Brak is there.
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Never forget who you’re fighting for.
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Mx. Fee @mxfee.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
DON HERTZFELDT, in this the year of our oversized spoon 2026, has uploaded a HD version of Rejected to his YT channel?!?!?! OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS I'M SO HAPPY HIIIIII
youtube.com
REJECTED by DON HERTZFELDT
YouTube video by don hertzfeldt
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
So you CAN get reparations you just have to be a reactionary white person who tries to overthrow the government because black votes shouldn’t count
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Adam Macqueen @adammacqueen.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
SHAFT
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I hate every bot I see. From gpa to gpt
Planet of the apes the musical
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spacecreepyface @spacehippieface.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Two screencaps of Flanders meltdown in The Simpsons, recaptioned "Do I hear the sound of clanking?? It's gotta be forced A.I.! Techbros' answer to a QUESTION NO ONE ASKED!!"
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again
Two ceramic pigs labeled "pigs with no specific duties"
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The ɅɅeech @diedfrombeing.labeledrude.online · 14/03/2026
one promise the cyberpunk future failed to deliver on is me being a courier for 512MB of highly sensitive corporate data contained in my brain zip drive while i wear a nice suit instead of being a courier for burritos in a 2012 hyundai
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
leland palmer in the black lodge
rfk standing very normally in a steak and shake
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I wonder what percentage of Americans knows that the CIA helped overthrow a democracy in Iran in 1953, installing a brutal dictator who tortured and murdered people. Republicans keep citing the 1979 Islamic Revolution as if that was the start of U.S.-Iran hostilities. Go back 26 years earlier.
pbs.org
In first, CIA acknowledges 1953 coup it backed to overthrow leader of Iran was undemocratic
While other American officials have made similar remarks in the past, the acknowledgment by the CIA in a podcast about the agency’s history comes as much of its official history of the coup still rema...
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