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quinoa joaquin

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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 4h
Just walked in on Freaky Nikki and Captain Clark boning down in the staff restroom. Halloween 2026 babyyyyyyyy
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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 4h
See, the crucial and key difference is that the Republicans give Netanyahu everything he wants. The Democrats also gave Netanyahu everything he wanted, but they made frowny faces about it, which was undoubtedly a tremendous comfort to the Palestinians being torn limb from limb by our bombs.
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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 5h
It's that time of year 🎃🦇⚰️🧛 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go1j...
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Happy Halloween From Michael McDonald
YouTube video by Scott Gairdner
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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 6h
ME: I've been digging into my internal psychology hoping to find the buried treasure of insight, but I dug too deep and now I'm terrified of what I've unearthed. THERAPIST: Sounds like you've got dwarfism. ME: THERAPIST: ME: THERAPIST: ME: (high fives her)
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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 20h
Happy October! Time to wake up the guy from Green Bay! Tony Shalhoub. It's time to wake up actor Tony Shalhoub. He's from Green Bay, Wisconsin. God, this joke is great. I'm really having a fun time writing it. How are you? Things good in your neck of the woods? Anyway, talk to you later.
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 9h
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 9h
Governor Pervert sides with the Perverts. He is the future of the party.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 21h
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Stonks meme but the guy has a skeleton head and it says 'spooks'
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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 20h
Happy October! Time to wake up the guy from Green Bay! Tony Shalhoub. It's time to wake up actor Tony Shalhoub. He's from Green Bay, Wisconsin. God, this joke is great. I'm really having a fun time writing it. How are you? Things good in your neck of the woods? Anyway, talk to you later.
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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 22h
Being a leftist means you truly learn what a "big tent coalition" is. I like to wear colorful clothes, the Maoist next to me thinks they angry up the blood, but we've both agreed that this and similar issues can be settled after we painstakingly flush every fascist on earth down the toilet.
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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is, honestly, the greatest band name-album title combo I've seen in quite some time.
Anime Titties - Live at Jake's Parent's House
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026
pretty telling how NOT heated centrist libs are getting over this development especially since they spent the past month or so crashing out over people saying that they weren’t gonna vote for transphobic democrats.
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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That reminds me, there's a new episode of Monster Factory out today
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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Damn dog they HATE Project Meridian, whatever it is. This is the team you pick when you hate a project so much you don't just want to shitcan it, you want to drag it through the streets and publicly humiliate it. Make an example of it. They dug up Newt Gingrich, man. Holy shit.
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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey man, I don't want to share a tent of any size with bigoted cultist freaks who get off on hurting the people I care about. I want them thrown in prison and their assets stripped from them so they can't hurt anyone anymore. I want them shamed into silence and contrition. Fuck your hippie garbage.
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that one video game writer @deathmeetauthor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
another day in the layoff industry
My bad Canva edit of a tweet about feeding game studios to shareholders
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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This song is from 1974. It's pretty wild how Brian Eno invented post-punk before there was punk www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxsU...
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Third Uncle (Remastered 2004)
YouTube video by Brian Eno - Topic
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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That reminds me, I'm really looking forward to seeing Clayface
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if we felt like it, we could make the ambiguous legal status of children born on airplanes a matter of as significant public controversy as transgender athletes since each affects roughly the same number of people
Wikipedia: Birth aboard aircraft and ships

articles: Birthright citizenship in the United States of America and United States nationality law
U.S. law holds that natural persons born on foreign ships docked at U.S. ports or born within the limit of U.S. territorial waters are U.S. citizens. An important exception to this rule is children born to people who (in line with the 14th Amendment) are not "subject to the jurisdiction" of the United States, e.g. foreign diplomats accredited with the United State
Department of State or invading foreign
enemy forces. 6! Despite a common misconception to the contrary, birth on board a U.S.-flagged ship, airliner, or military vessel outside of the 12-nautical-mile (22 km;
14 mi) limit is not considered to be a birth on U.S. territory, and the principle of jus soli thus does not apply.
In addition to the question of a child's citizenship, there is also a question of how to report "Place of Birth" for children born in transit. US State Department guidance instructs that a child born in international waters should have their place of birth listed as "AT SEA", while those born in the territorial waters of any country would list the name of that country.!! A child born in flight over a region where no country claims sovereignty (eg. international waters or Antarctica) would list their place of birth as "IN THE AIR"
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 29/09/2026
Senator Van Hollen is forcing a vote on his 502B resolution TONIGHT. It would force the U.S. State Department to conduct a comprehensive review of Israeli human rights abuses and release that to Congress and the public. Tell your senators to vote yes at the link below imeupolicy.org/exposeisrael
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Message Your Senators: Expose Israel's Violence and Human Rights Abuses — IMEU Policy Project
We need to pressure our U.S. Senators to take real action. Tell them to report on human rights violations in the West Bank and hold Israel accountable.
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CJ Ciaramella @cjciaramella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Everyone knows that staff are the biggest source of prison contraband, but banning books is way easier than pissing off the correctional officer unions.
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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Okay, but is this "Maryland" in Atlanta? No one knows, but Grok said I was extremely smart and handsome for asking.
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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Y'all aren't ready to discuss the amount of emotional labor involved in being a lil stinker all the time
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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Watched Beau Is Afraid, finally. Needed more penis monster.
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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"It's Monday, time to go on Bluesky and defend some rapists" is a thought that somehow a non-zero percentage of the population had today
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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Brock Turner defenders are carrying on pretty much how you would expect. Bonus points for John Brown pfp.
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Witchy Lady Crawdad 🧹 @ladycrawdad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good and it's still not enough. I am still haunted and carry the weight of my rape 15 years later and going through a decade of therapy. He has yet to experience even a percentage of the pain I and other Survivors endure. I will live with it until I die. So should he and every other rapist.
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 28/09/2026
Perhaps the reason “Brock Turner” is synonymous with “rapist” for most of us is because they tried to protect him. Maybe the justice system should stop running interference for predators? Like if your thing is that sex abusers get shunned too much then let them be punished?
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Whenever you see a pollster or consultant give a take like this, it’s always worth following the money. In this case, Emanuel has paid Anzalone’s firm nearly $300k (maybe more but that’s what I found so far). A consultant class is devouring the Dem Party www.elections.il.gov/CampaignDisc...
John Anzalone &
@JohnAnzo
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Underestimate @RahmEmanuel at your own risk.
He knows how to win. He knows how to fight.
And he knows how to message.
And no one will out work him. Regardless of whether he wins the Democratic nomination in 2028 he will make an impact on the race. You can be sure of that. Don't take your eyes off of him. At the minimum, learn from him.
Rahm Emanuel Makes His 2026 Play
Rahm Emanuel Makes His 2026 Play
From nytimes.com
6:47 AM • 9/26/26 • 274K Views
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of the Cornell students accused of gang rape, Scott Kretzschmar, denies it and says through his attorney that they are going to “confront” the survivor through the court system. I can already tell you that means victim-blaming, DARVO, and smears. She is going to need a lot more of our support.
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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I absorbed pieces of Ella Langley's Choosin' Texas in various waiting rooms and stores that play country music over their PAs for the past few months but I finally sat down and listened to it all the way through. It's fine! It's a fine song. Didn't blow my tits off, but I enjoyed it enough.
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Maggie McNeill @maggiemcneill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What a strange thing to say. Trump's belief that he is immune from any kind of legal limit is actually a rational one, because that's exactly how everyone in Washington behaves, including SCOTUS and Democratic members of Congress. If they want him to believe something else, they need to show him.
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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Beware the Bloodcurdling Stench of...
Dracula's Deuce, a 1964 album by The Ghouls. A man dressed in a Bela Lugosi style Dracula outfit capers about on the cover.
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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Twitter chud: lmao dumbass old bitch don't even know furries be fuckin each other smdh Joyse Carol Oates: Young man, I have existed amongst the literary elite since before the United States invaded Vietnam. I know what yiffing is.
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the residual haunting of erin @eehouls.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
looking through an old iTunes backup from before 2010 that was never integrated into my current library
a screenshot of folders from a mac
main folder > Bill O'Reilly
child folder > Hypeful.com 
file inside: 01 Bill O'Reilly Flips Out (Dance Remix).mp3
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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I sat down a Silicon Valley techbro in front of the 1984 Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy video game for the Commodore 64 and left him alone for five minutes and when I came back he had carved "IT'S ALIVE" into his arm with a broken pen and was trying to hang himself with his shoelaces
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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm no homicide detective, but in my opinion, the number one mistake most killers make is the decision to commit murder.
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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wrote "ouch" on a piece of paper and put it into a copy machine. What happened next will shock you.
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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A big part of the reason that Silicon Valley techbro billionaires want to hoard so much money and power is so that they will have leverage to pressure women into sexual situations, whether it's coercion or peer pressure or threats or something worse. Predator culture.
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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ORSON WELLES: (listening to Stars) Ah, the melodica. I would recognize its shrill cry in any nightmare. The bastard child of the accordion and the harmonica, wheezing and wailing as spittle pools amongst its wires. The only instrument that gets worse as you play it. A charlatan's panhandling device.
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 26/09/2026
People don’t loathe Kamala Harris enough
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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
MF'er who successfully ran on Hope and Change: "What we need right now is some vague conciliatory bullshit"
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 25/09/2026
How did I miss that it's FAT BEAR WEEK? weather.com/2026/09/25/s...
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Musa Okwonga @okwonga.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This AI discourse is amazing. "We've created this very dangerous thing, based largely on the mass theft of labour, that we should stop developing" - okay, so that means that you should be treated like social and economic vandals, not revered as sages on podcasts.
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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Inside you are two wolves who cannot be observed without being fundamentally changed. Oop, now they’re two lionfish. Those are venomous, you know. And an invasive species. Way to go.
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The thing about trying to appeal to right wing bigots is that right wing bigots are all stupid idiots who get 100% of their news from propagandists so they will never actually find out that you were trying to appeal to them in the first place
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This puts mainstream Democrats in a real pickle. Should they support their incredibly popular mayor or a foreign leader who is best friends with Trump and works overtime to get Republicans elected. No easy answer here
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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My eyes skipped the "of BS" part of this headline so I imagined a listicle with entries like "3. His Walken is honestly not bad but needs a fresh angle"
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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hoping that work questionnaire was as anonymous as they claimed it was
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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Looksmaxxers and pickup artists will tell you that in order to find a keeper you have to look like a Greek god, act like an alpha male, and live like a sultan, and then the hottest woman you've ever met will sincerely tell you "I want Jesse Plemons to keep me in a crab trap"
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