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Onassi

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i like bad videogames and worse football teams

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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 1h
Besides all of the other reasons not to use x the everything app there is this opposite of the libbed up millennial voice all of them talk in over there. Don’t have a word for it. Too dumb to be irony drenched but mimicking the tone. Guy who preordered GTA6 kind of voice. Very annoying.
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 8h
I don't see how society as a whole can operate in any meaningful way when places like twitter are able to legally operate the way they do
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 21h
one way you can tell there's no actual use for llm chatbox software is that they're just doing bonzi buddy again
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 23h
genuinely evil shit
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They’re review bombing ace combat 8 on steam because they figured out you can’t finish AC0 and then refund it lol
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 29/09/2026
Once you learn that not a single major US news outlet used the phrase "Hamas-ran health ministry" until after 10.17.23 you really start to see how pernicious this stuff is. Nobody really disputed that the GHM was accurate, even Israel admitted so, but that didn't matter. Anyway now it is spreading
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
high speed rail? no, you don't want that. we'd have no time at all to make a choice in the trolley problem.
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
there's always one dude who somehow takes 10 minutes to get to murder row
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 29/09/2026
Reuters got some of the IPO docs. Anthropic is a total dog of a company. Spent $12.6bn to make $4.6bn in revenue in 2025, $7.33bn of which was compute costs. Operating loss of $8bn. Losses getting worse year over year. Amazing stuff www.reuters.com/business/fin...
Summary
Companies
• Anthropic IPO could value the company at more than $2
trillion
• Anthropic lost $42 billion in 2025
• Al lab spent $7.33 billion on compute and infrastructure last year
• Operating loss widened to $8.06 billion in 2025 from $2.98 billion in 2024
• Execs, industry analysts have expressed concerns over harms of Al tech
Sept 28 (Reuters) - Anthropic is making a massive bet that Al will transform the global economy more profoundly than industrialization, electricity and the internet, according to its IPO prospectus seen by Reuters.
But the cost to get there will be staggering. Anthropic reported a net loss of $42 billion in 2025, and plans to spend $518 billion on cloud, computing and infrastructure obligations in coming year, according to the
prospectus.
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i know a supermajority of gamers™ view him as a glowing golden god who excuses all of their behaviors, but do they realize that normal people are completely repulsed by asmongold when they find out who he is
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I work at the newspaper and just wrote The Great Awokening is over, I’m both 79 and 12 years old and make 260,000 dollars a year from a man who sent Katy Perry into space on a rocket ship. As you can see, everyone else is the problem.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Hypnotoad University"
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it's incredible how reliably everything I use and everything I like gets completely ruined by the aimless swarm of nazis that we just have to deal with
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Among the many reasons Elon Musk hates his trans daughter Vivian Wilson is that she is actually funny - unlike his constant, cringey, failed attempts to show his comic chops. And she constantly aims her wit at HIM. Mockery can’t be the only weapon in defeating fascism, but it’s a good one!
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
funniest possible thing is for the giants in their comeback year that's also a trump campaign event for some reason to lose to the Brian Daboll titans and I love funny things so here's hoping
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hello I am a normal part of a normal society my job is buying children’s toys and marking them up to insane prices
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Happened to run into a line of Pokemon scalpers out running errands and I really shouldn’t fantasize this hard about killing a line of people but I really do hate these fucks
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the dream our forefathers fought for.
A person sitting at a desk in an office, smiling at the camera. A computer monitor displays characters Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps from Disney's Zootopia. Text on the image humorously references Claude doing their job, allowing time to look at art involving Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps.
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
all media is just what these freaks talk about in jesse singal's group chats now
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's funny that for years now people have been saying that using generative AI very obviously deskills you, and people kept going no no you're wrong you Luddite And now all the genAI CEO's keep coming out in public to announce they forgot how to read and do math and can't remember their address etc
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The thing about trying to appeal to right wing bigots is that right wing bigots are all stupid idiots who get 100% of their news from propagandists so they will never actually find out that you were trying to appeal to them in the first place
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one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Everyone freaking out about a video that looks like shit reminds me of when sora hit two years ago and everyone thought these things were going to be making full length movies in a year
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
wishes do come true lmao
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doc @docseuss.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@legalminimum.bsky.social damn, pokemon produced a lot of sets and the scalpers are claiming they're small business owners and that pokemon is doing a RICO on them.
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Remember when Elon musk said you can terraform mars by nuking it a bunch
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A man stands at the ticket counter of a movie theater. An employee asks if he’d like to upgrade his ticket. “Would you like to upgrade to Cinema VIP? You can pause the film for bathroom breaks.”  Our man is intrigued by the offer. Next slide. Inside the movie theater. The film has been paused and the movie screen lets the audience know: “PAUSED FOR VIP.” Our man stands at the center of the theater with his hands raised and a VIP badge attached to a lanyard around his neck. He’s part of the Cinema VIP program but at what cost? The other patrons have become increasingly upset with the pauses. A chorus of angry voices rain down on the VIP from around the theater. “Sit down, toilet boy,” one woman yells. She’s had enough of his potty breaks. “Oh COME on.” “Get this guy outta here.” “He ruined the trailers, too.” “Take his badge.” “3 times?!” “Put a diaper on.”
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
it's wild that a huge obstacle to trans people having basic rights is that an entire generation of whiny centrists swore a lifelong blood oath to joanne rowling in middle school and will never ever betray her
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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My Green Lantern Comic
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026
Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Repeating common Republican lies as if they are true is harmful. Examples: "No, I don't want Haitains eating cats and dogs." "No, I don't want Muslims to force American women to wear burqas." "No, I don't want a white genocide." "No, I don't want children to be taught to hate Christianity."
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boozeandbullets2.bsky.social @boozeandbullets2.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Democrats right now:
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the republicans are wide open on several fronts, historically unpopular president, unpopular war, record high gas. any dem throwing trans people under the bus at this moment is doing it because they want to. not like they need to, do they. even if it worked as a vote winner, which it doesn't
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Would appear the no dogpiling on Bluesky rule is that trans people get banned regardless of which side of the dogpile they’re on
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Now more than ever democrats have to make a strong statement against trans girls playing soccer after school
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lmao zionists on Threads leaving their ChatGPT response headers in their slop revealing they asked it to make them sound like Andrew Tate, scum attracts scum
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I can make it more swagger-heavy, cutting, and confrontational without copying Tate's exact voice.
Ed Sheeran didn't build a $400 million career by hijacking somebody else's stage.
He is the headliner.
His tour.
His audience.
His crew.
His production.
His risk.
Macklemore was invited into a machine Ed spent years building.
That invitation was not ownership.
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The Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
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The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

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maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 19/09/2026
I hate when I’m hit with a weapon or elemental damage type that corresponds to my weakness
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ISAAC CHOTINER: well mr. cruise, im impressed. you've given me absolutely nothing TOM CRUISE: [weirdly aggressive handshake] its been a pleasure. what was the name of that series you mentioned? ISAACH CHOTINER: dragonball z TOM CRUISE: goku, right. excellent, thanks for having me
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
sorry but i only watch real news
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Micah @rincewind.run · 18/09/2026
"what if the democrats become labour on trans rights" is the nightmare scenario for trans people in the united states and avoiding that is why I think we need to continue pushing back on dems who waver as hard as possible
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the last transphobic democrat is 1000000x more bigoted and out of line than hasan piker, i want to see denunciations of these fucking freaks
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ballpoint pen, watercolor, acrylic paint, copic marker, and colored pencil.

A man in a sweater vest carefully walks through a field of wild flowers. He’s concerned about accidentally stepping on his colleague so he calls out, “Don’t wanna stomp ya out. Clap so I know where you’re at.” Beneath the flowers we see a very teeny man, also in a sweater vest, clapping to make his location known. Their plan works. No one is stomped. 

The meaning of this piece is open to interpretation. If we don’t take the scene literally, the smaller man could be a version of the larger man that exists somewhere in his subconscious. A part of him that needs to make itself known so it isn’t forgotten (or stomped out). Artist’s note: I usually start off drawing with no plan to turn it into a “comic” or whatever this is. For this one I started by just sketching flowers. I think originally I had dozens of little creatures clapping before simplifying it into the final version.
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 18/09/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is being interviewed in an office. The interviewer, pointing to his computer display, asks, “can you explain this gap in your resume?” The interviewee replies, “uh…” Panel 2: out of thin air a portal emerges between the two men. Rocketing out of the portal is a time traveling dodo bird wearing futuristic gear. The dodo exclaims, “I’m back! I saved us from extinction!” A coffee cup is knocked over. Panel 3: at the edge of the desk, the dodo takes a knee, staring futilely out the window to a metropolitan city. It says, “No… NO!!” The two men observe, nonplussed.
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the actual implications if this is policy seems to be is that you can say someone deserves the camps but only if they're in a group threatened with camps by one of the parties, pretty incredible
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onekade @onekade.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Cops are using taxpayer dollars to 3D print fake Flock cameras and then do stakeouts waiting for people to smash them, so they can arrest the smashers. The story here is the obscene waste of scarce public resources to defend a surveillance company’s valor.
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