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Onassi

@onassi.bsky.social
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i like bad videogames and worse football teams

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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 2h
It’s a shame bad game gta6 comes out in the same year as star fox 2026 and ace combat 8. This is the year of the Cool Airplane.
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 17h
now THAT'S effective altruism
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 21h
bowling is such a genius social event. the exact balance between like 10% activity to provide purpose to the 90% hanging out and drinking. bowling was the original friendslop
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 21h
sure they're just illegally cutting lawfully appropriated funding to vital science research and stuff but at least we are getting weird television ads where an insanely racist old man says something about globalists for that money instead
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 22h
some Pokemon scalpers apparently got into a fistfight at the local target lol
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Update: they’ve declared holy war on the Catholic Church
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"I hate the world's hegemons, but boy do I have to admit I love their stupid speak n' spell that incinerates a hectare of rainforest every morning"
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love people who have Fuck ICE or Fuck Trump or Fuck the IDF or Fuck Billionaires in their bio who then defend AI companies
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(guy who is visibly shaking voice) d-don't say stochastic parrot. it's not a stochastic parrot!
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“I wish AI critics were better, by which I mean I wish AI critics would admit that AI is already sentient and will replace the entire economy in the next 6 months”
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
there is a pretty sizable percentage of people on this website who seem to view online as a church to worship a chatbox
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 02/10/2026
Holding every NFL commentator at gunpoint until they specify what that adversity was that Watson went through
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The problem isn’t that they’re moving past it—it’s that they’re trying to rehabilitate it. Would be better for everyone if people who don’t want to engage with the facts just talked about the play on the field and left it at that.
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
try not to think about Watson happy. focus on Rodgers sad.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Eh I think it’s a pretty accurate mirror for how much of society thinks about violence and SA against women
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mike Tomlin saw this shit and said Minecraft it is
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You have to know at this point how quickly you’re deflating any hype for this by preemptively selling your community out to a single Nazi streamer who openly gloats about violating your TOS because he knows he’s unbannable
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
All football games are played between two war criminals with their fate decided by a kicker named Boris Zormz
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/10/2026
unfortunately there is no possible moral result of this football battle between an unrepentant sex pest and the most annoying man alive
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
hate to be like "oh the nfl and the world would be better off if this one guy got speared in the helmet so hard he just fucking died on the field" but that's true in this one specific case
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The one thing LLM chatbox technology has done is taken every piece of shit low effort cash in game and somehow made them look even worse and more annoying
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Climbing to the top of a mountain, ripping my shirt apart with my bare hands and howling ACE COMBAT into the wind
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ACE COMBAT
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ace combat ace combat ace combat ace combat
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Dragon Ball Posts @dbposts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Imagining how bad this baby skips every time you use the numpad
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Besides all of the other reasons not to use x the everything app there is this opposite of the libbed up millennial voice all of them talk in over there. Don’t have a word for it. Too dumb to be irony drenched but mimicking the tone. Guy who preordered GTA6 kind of voice. Very annoying.
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
a team that incidentally did *not* win a Super Bowl!
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't see how society as a whole can operate in any meaningful way when places like twitter are able to legally operate the way they do
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just to clarify: can I break the TOS and continue to enjoy these new combos or does that only apply at a certain number of twitch viewers?
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
one way you can tell there's no actual use for llm chatbox software is that they're just doing bonzi buddy again
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
genuinely evil shit
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
guy who has never had a job voice
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They’re review bombing ace combat 8 on steam because they figured out you can’t finish AC0 and then refund it lol
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
high speed rail? no, you don't want that. we'd have no time at all to make a choice in the trolley problem.
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
there's always one dude who somehow takes 10 minutes to get to murder row
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 29/09/2026
Reuters got some of the IPO docs. Anthropic is a total dog of a company. Spent $12.6bn to make $4.6bn in revenue in 2025, $7.33bn of which was compute costs. Operating loss of $8bn. Losses getting worse year over year. Amazing stuff www.reuters.com/business/fin...
Summary
Companies
• Anthropic IPO could value the company at more than $2
trillion
• Anthropic lost $42 billion in 2025
• Al lab spent $7.33 billion on compute and infrastructure last year
• Operating loss widened to $8.06 billion in 2025 from $2.98 billion in 2024
• Execs, industry analysts have expressed concerns over harms of Al tech
Sept 28 (Reuters) - Anthropic is making a massive bet that Al will transform the global economy more profoundly than industrialization, electricity and the internet, according to its IPO prospectus seen by Reuters.
But the cost to get there will be staggering. Anthropic reported a net loss of $42 billion in 2025, and plans to spend $518 billion on cloud, computing and infrastructure obligations in coming year, according to the
prospectus.
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Does it matter? You’re going to get called the same couple of slurs by the audience you’re coddling no matter what you pick.
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i know a supermajority of gamers™ view him as a glowing golden god who excuses all of their behaviors, but do they realize that normal people are completely repulsed by asmongold when they find out who he is
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I work at the newspaper and just wrote The Great Awokening is over, I’m both 79 and 12 years old and make 260,000 dollars a year from a man who sent Katy Perry into space on a rocket ship. As you can see, everyone else is the problem.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Hypnotoad University"
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it's incredible how reliably everything I use and everything I like gets completely ruined by the aimless swarm of nazis that we just have to deal with
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Among the many reasons Elon Musk hates his trans daughter Vivian Wilson is that she is actually funny - unlike his constant, cringey, failed attempts to show his comic chops. And she constantly aims her wit at HIM. Mockery can’t be the only weapon in defeating fascism, but it’s a good one!
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
funniest possible thing is for the giants in their comeback year that's also a trump campaign event for some reason to lose to the Brian Daboll titans and I love funny things so here's hoping
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’d end it all man. If it even occurred to me to do something like that.
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hello I am a normal part of a normal society my job is buying children’s toys and marking them up to insane prices
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
All of our various societal rot compressed down into one group of pathetic guys
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Happened to run into a line of Pokemon scalpers out running errands and I really shouldn’t fantasize this hard about killing a line of people but I really do hate these fucks
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