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i like bad videogames and worse football teams

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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"you mention that guy was a white supremacist mass murderer in the article?" "sure did boss, real value-neutral, just like you asked"
excerpt from the quoted article: "He had grown up in Hayle, a tiny village in Cornwall, on England’s southwest coast, with his grandparents and his mother, who worked as a housekeeper and companion to the elderly. He’d left Hayle in 1956, when he was sixteen, to join the British military. He’d fought against Communist-backed insurgencies in Cyprus from 1957 to 1960, and in Rhodesia from 1960 to 1963.

These experiences had made him a fierce anti-Communist. The reason he had come to America, he said, was to enlist in the Army, so that he could go to Vietnam. He welcomed the opportunity to join the American cause in Southeast Asia and, for a long time, had never questioned the wisdom or morality of the war. After fighting in Vietnam, he returned to the United States, using his military benefits to study creative writing at the University of Oklahoma, and eventually earning a bachelor’s, a master’s in literature, and a law degree"
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
dragons hate to see this thing running up on them
sylveon
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Finally in the 2k club
Star Fox score screen showing 2018 hits
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Getting so close to 2k
Star Fox campaign complete screen showing 1957 hits
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Not quite where I was on the N64 but I’m getting there
Star Fox Switch 2 score screen, the score is 1737. The general says “whaaaaat!?” when he sees the bill.
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Got the banner for getting MvP a lot I am the champion of this game for small children
Star Fox Switch 2 remake showing the banner you get for a bunch of MvP awards
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
every day the analysis of graph perverts gets a little openly closer to their nazi friends' "you're just jealous of billionaires"
a bluesky post: "You're always going to have people who blame everyone except themselves for their lack of success, especially in literary/art-y/alternative spaces"
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
A tweet dated 2011-10-19:
nattie winters
@utilitylimb

Programming Skills: PRIMARILY RUBY AND PYTHON BUT I CAN USE ANY TYPE OF GEM TO CONTROL ANY TYPE OF SNAKE
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Good point
My cat, a brownish tabby rolled on his back with his front legs held above him t-Rex-like. His squishy face has a playful expression. Among all cats he is the best one.
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
This is pretty obviously to declare victory while DeKalb and Fulton are still counting. They’ve spent days telegraphing that they consider it election fraud when larger counties take longer to count. Assuming they’re not just planning to steal ballot boxes.
Screenshot of the Georgia Republican Party’s Facebook or instagram page:

A Statement from the Georgia Republican Party

Yesterday was the first in a series of announcements regarding the future of how we will conduct elections in Georgia and reflects the recognition by our elected officials of the respectful and persistent activism of grassroots
Georgia Republicans.

The Georgia Republican Party will be actively engaging with our partners in the General Assembly in the coming weeks to realize our goal of transitioning from electronic voting to voting on hand marked paper ballots.

We believe the 2026 legislative session is the best opportunity since the Dominion machines were instituted to finally get away from a method of voting that has lost the confidence of a large percentage of Georgia voters and replace it with a simple, tried and true method that has been implemented with success in over 70% of the country.
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Seen at the local indie book store
A row of books on a shelf. There is a handwritten label on the shelf that reads “featured on TRUE ANON. Authors interviewed on the podcast & books often cited by Liz and Brace!” The shelf features books such as The Jakarta Method, If We Burn, The Holocaust Industry, and American Exception.
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
The United States just has to be completely destroyed
President Trump said the U.S. would run Venezuela until there can be a "proper" transition, after the U.S. carried out strikes against the country and captured Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro.
"We are going to run the country,"
Trump said at a news conference from his Mar-a-Lago estate.
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
enough about goty i'm playing the goat tonight
NFL Blitz 2000 team select screen. For some reason the Giants are selected.NFL Blitz 2000 postgame score screen. The Giants have defeated the Saints 56-35.
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
squeaking by months after everyone good already did it
Mythic+ Rating: 3015
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
this is just. why can't it just be instant?
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Conversation with my dad who is usually delusionally optimistic about the giants:
Text message screenshot. 

Me: The good news is after this humiliation at the hands of the juggernaut saints the giants have a really easy three weeks where they get to play the eagles twice for some reason

My dad: I just don’t even know what to say (crying emoji)
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
is this good
3rd and 25
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
is this good
2nd and 30
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
i saw this comic like 20 years ago on something awful or something do you like it
A comic where an angry guy is in hysterics yelling at a calm Hitler. The angry guy yells, in all caps "RARG PEOPLE DESERVE TO BE TREATED LIKE HUMANS NOBODY HAS THE RIGHT TO MURDER MILLIONS HURRRR." The calm Hitler replies, "I just want to murder all the Jews and take over the world, but, hey, that's your opinion and I'm fine with that. Looks like you've got some growing up to do." In many ways, the average political pundit is calm Hitler except they're even dumber.
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
finished ecological succession, which was longer overall than the 11.2 campaign, and continues the surprising streak of narrative competence in this game lately. really great piece of worldbuilding and smart use of the grindy nature of an mmo to build a narrative.
fantasy man flies on a giant bird in a domed-off oasis on a dead planet
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
what is going on down here
some right wing newscast's ticker that reads "minneapolis shooter missed the forgiveness offered only in christ"
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
tell my quarterback i said hello
[EmpireSportsMedia/Connor Hughes] “I was in the #Giants locker room talking to Jaxson Dart after the preseason game with Jets when Brian Daboll walked over. He shook Dart’s hand, looked him straight in eyes and just said ‘I love you.’ No emotion, no hug. Said it, then walked away."
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
it's time
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Make one post about Gavin Newsom and it’ll make the weirdest guys you’ve never met madder than anyone has ever been
Not going to bother transcribing this but it’s me being added to a large number of lists with insane names like “purity tester”
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Great catch man
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
i know it's not sympathy for a dismembered arab child but holocaust denial used to be considered a form of antisemetism, can anyone in the ADL come get this guy
Ahead of the vote, Rep. Danny Burgess (R-Fla.) warned that many youth have been taught to see communism as something desirable, noting that a recent report indicated “half of GenZ students were unaware that the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) is responsible for more deaths than Nazi Germany.”
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
blink and you'll miss it but they gave xalatath a POWERFUL jawline and good for her she deserves it
very powerful purple woman, her jawline will destroy nations
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
that's right these colors don't run baby wooo
videogame fantasy man patriotically observes flag, the flag is blue with a gold lion and gold trim
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
the most important feature of 11.2 is /lean
a video game fantasy man. he is leaning on a wall.
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
A man with the caption "Oh, so everyone you don't like is automatically a 'Nazi.'" The man is a Nazi from a movie and he is wearing a Nazi uniform with awards for being in the Nazi army in Europe.
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
even if you just stick to their presidential nominees you run out of room
it is 1992 and the democratic nominee for president is a rapist

it is 1996 and the democratic nominee for president is a rapist

it is 2000 and the democratic nominee for president is a rapist's vice president

it is 2016 and the democratic nominee for president is a rapist's loyal partner

it is 2020 and the democratic nominee for president is a rapist

it is 2024 and democratic nominee for president is a rapist's vice president
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
the word "...EGG..." on a white background you have to enter the egg to wake up wake up link wake up wake up
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
SEVENTEEN YEARS of utgarde pinnacle but it is finally mine
fantasy videogame man riding blue dragon
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
This guy is watching the birds in the tree outside so intently maybe he thinks he can make them explode with his mind
Tabby cat looking intently out a window
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
do you think other people are as stupid as you are
poster i'm replying to saying that palestinians will "thankfully" be genocided
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
AI is so cool, i just saw a switch game that's listed as compatible with the atari 2600 on amazon
Check Compatibility: Fits these devices: Atari 2600, Atari 7800, Nintendo Switch
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
here's a cool looking guy i saw
kinda brownish pigeon
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
honestly it's fun enough to pop into classic for like an hour or two for stuff like this
video game fantasy man on flying jade serpent-like dragon, the serpent is translucent with stars in it and it looks like it's a constellation
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
a psychology textbook diagram explaining how a neutral stimulus becomes a conditioned stimulus
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
getting some other stuff out of the way too
World of Warcraft achievements: Let Me Solo Him: The Underpin and Breaking the Bank, achieved today
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
we got mythic lockenstock fuck that guy
fantasy man stands over dead goblin, triumphant
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
horse
undead horse with armor from a fantasy videogame
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
hell yeah
a fantasy man in the world of warcraft, he just looted a horse from a boss
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Game has exquisite warios
Wario in a biker outfit Warrior as some type of road warrior character Wario as a pirate Wario as some kind of gilded sultan type of guy
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
eyyyyy there it is
A video game fantasy man looting a rare mount, Ashes of Al'ar in the World of Warcraft
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
scene from a movie. don't worry about it.
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
always forget how tall this guy is lol
kael'thas sunstrider, a video game elf man standing in front of a fantasy human. if the human is about 6 feet tall, the kael'thas is roughly 18 feet tall. his model is from the year 2007 or so so he looks like a very tall flat red board with an elf head. it's funny.
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
this guy's most recent repost is from pete buttigieg lol
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
I didn’t know Pete Buttigieg was in this
A video game rich man who looks like a rat telling people that they deserve to be poor
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Onassi @onassi.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
LOOK AT THIS SHIT! random parenthetical that adds nothing to the sentence except holocaust denial. also this is wrong!
A snippet from a psychology textbook. It reads: "TRAUMA, ABUSE, AND POVERTY: Most children growing up under adversity (including child survivors of the Holocaust) are resilient; they withstand the trauma and become well-adjusted adults. So do most victims of childhood sexual abuse."
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