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Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan)

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these motherfuckers gotta lose

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 19h
If you want "personalized music" made just for you pick up a fucking guitar. Or else break the heart of someone who already has.
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The thing about the florid apocalypticism you sometimes encounter on this site is that a lot of people are less horrified by literal civilizational collapse than by the notion that our descendents are just going to keep muddling through and in less than a century nobody will remember us.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 29/09/2026
a lot of things could be fixed in this country with a few defamation suits (Schmitt being so stupid he repeated it while no longer protected by the speech & debate clause)
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is so important. They’ve broken the economic models that fund journalism is because they recognize the *purpose* of journalism threatens their bullshit-based valuations, ie, the sources of their wealth and power. Yet actual-existing journalists were instead crucial for creating their myths.
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Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You have been blessed by the friend onion :).
A clear container with fried onions in it the sign says "friend onion".
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 28/09/2026
i strongly agree with this and while i think the definition of virtue can change over time, almost none of the shit that so many powerful chuds think is virtue *ever* has been considered as such
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan) @offtheupright.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I had one simple criteria for this list, and that was "Which shows do I remember enjoying the most when they were on?"
My Top 10 list
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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...
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Joyce Park @troutgirl.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
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bastage42 @bastage42.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Am incredibly funny instance of them putting up letters one at a time
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we have control mechanisms for this. it's called The Law. these guys should be held personally liable for these harms. the suicides, the thefts, the intrusions into computer systems. they should be sued and prosecuted as appropriate. problem immediately solved
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ceej @ceej.online · 24/09/2026
impeach them all. fuck em. why should they get to fly around on our dime and hurt people? “they’ll never actually removed from office” who gives a shit? I want them miserable every day for the rest of the term. I hope they have nightmares. air their dirty laundry. make em sweat
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Only by observing what Fox ignores do the contours of Trump’s second term — the dangerous incompetence, blatant corruption and cratering popularity — snap into focus." I wrote about the negative space in Fox News coverage. www.ms.now/opinion/fox-...
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Opinion | Fox News stars are going to new lengths to avoid bad news for Trump
Among the stories that have largely gone missing: the Iran war and the president’s cratering poll numbers.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The segment of the population who loves AI the most is The Middle Aged Mediocre White Man. This is a person who has gotten where they are in life happily taking shortcuts while being too lazy to open a book/too stupid to understand what's in the book. Silicon Valley knew who to sell on this shit
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Atrios @eschatonblog.com · 22/09/2026
I think you had to be very online at a time when most people weren't to know that the bush administration was comically evil to the extent that it was, but for those of you who weren't: trust us! these were stupid evil people, not so different from the current ones!
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Ms. Piggy, listening to One by Metallica: Darkness?? Imprisoning MOI???
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Polling USA @usapolling.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
70% of Americans say more Americans working in factories would be better for America 33% actually say they'd be better off working in a factory
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 18/09/2026
honestly some of the most apocalyptic impacts of "AI" will be shit like this, and most of the doomsday dipshits predicting SkyNet can't be bothered to notice or care
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UnitedHealth uses AI model with 90% error rate to deny care, lawsuit alleges
For the largest health insurer in the US, AI's error rate is like a feature, not a bug.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There have always been humans who thought: 1) The world will end soon 2) It will happen in a cool, exciting way 3) It’ll happen to me personally 4) I’ll be a martyred prophet, or a warlord, or otherwise special 5) People who don’t see this are lesser “Sexy apocalypse” is a great phrase for that
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David Froomkin @dfroomkin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So, in effect, this is what the justices pushing this line are saying: (1) Republicans believe they are entitled to win the election, thus (2) Republicans will regard the election as illegitimate if they lose, and thus (3) we have to let Republicans win the election.
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David Froomkin @dfroomkin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Alito is not the only Republican justice who has embraced this disturbing rhetoric in recent years. It is instructive to break down what they are saying: we shouldn't count all the votes, because some segment of the electorate would become angry that their preferred candidate didn't win.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on
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Abby Someone @rememberingmachine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sometimes you see a post in the wild and realize people have a very different experience in how they engage the world
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
a way you can tell the "they just like trump because they chase clicks and ratings" thing isn't true is that trump-controlled networks like Fox and CBS ignore stories like this that produce clicks and ratings
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I need younger generations to understand how weird it is that trump is such a unique terrible fuck up that it’s actually correct to blame the president for a demonstrably shittier economy and costs
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
underrated part of El-Sayed’s messaging strategy seems to be shaming journalists who ask dumb questions that play into right-wing frames. you can’t answer these in a way that satisfies them, but you can make it embarrassing enough that you impose a toll on asking.
Abdul El-Sayed: "Weijia, with all due respect, this is the third time you've asked about a Twitch streamer ... their whole game is to make us fight culture wars so that we don't pay attention to the fact the president has made $2.2 billion ... "
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s very important to know you can just tell them their questions are dumb. It’s what Trump does! He’s been very successful at it! The media decided to stop asking actual important things to him because of it!
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Athens Grease @athensgrease.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
when you go down on a woman but don’t really know what you’re doing
A score bug that says “CLT MISS”
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Realizing the extent to which this is true wildly changed my opinions about how to deal with Trumpism, since they're never going to be satisfied unless they're actively dominating everyone else. You can't give them some concessions and go back to the status quo: they're reactionary revolutionaries.
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Maha is just another astroturfed front in the American Reactionary Movement. This movement is responsible for every public health crisis: climate, automobile deaths, gun violence, homelessness, poverty. Its the Don't Tell Me What To Do movement. They are few but they're mobilized for war.
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Kaitlin Is Just Getting Started @gothamgirlblue.com · 07/09/2026
You can tell this is true because when Michelle Obama made healthy eating and exercise her issue as First Lady, this same movement failed to coalesce around her and in fact she met a ton of resistance from the same people who made RFK Jr possible
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/09/2026
This seems absurdly simple, but: Republicans talk *all the time* about how Democrats are bad. Not this or that individual Democrat, but the party, the ideology, the very idea of Democrats. Democrats almost never do this about Republicans. Not in a coordinated, concerted way.
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Michigan fans explaining why there was still a second on the clock
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Tommy Tomlinson @tommytomlinson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So here's a quote from @pablo.show that applies to not only his Clippers investigation but the best of what journalism can be: www.nytimes.com/athletic/756...
"I think that we have the ability to do something that the rest of our culture is yearning for, which is make people who are too rich to care about anything resembling the public interest worry that maybe they need to tell us the truth."
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 03/09/2026
that small upward spike there in 2021-22 is like half of what drove the billionaire class completely nuts
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
People are calling it the most annoying response on the internet.
Why would this surprise you?
2:43 PM • Sep 1, 2026
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Aaron Gleeman @aarongleeman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Pablo Torre can obviously fight his own battles, but I can't get over how many prominent people in media downplayed, refuted, and even mocked his Clippers reporting and are now just silent on the whole thing. Massive outlets ran cover for the Clippers and now just ... move on.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
it's wild how republicans will be like "governing is bad, also elect me to govern you" and people do and they put their promise into practice and don't govern, run everything off a cliff, bankrupt everyone, light the world on fire, and after a while people forget about that and let them do it again
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 02/09/2026
whether it's mail ballots, the godforsaken ballroom, or one of Trump's other lawless schemes, the GOP justices have the same move: shield Trump from substantive review by keeping lower courts mired in procedural BS, thus prolonging lawbreaking as long as possible ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/trump...
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How the Supreme Court Helps Trump Run Out the Clock
A president who loves breaking the law is very lucky to have a Supreme Court that gives him the time he needs to do it.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
logging on to the earnest high-info neurotics website every day during the everything going wrong decade: 'you know, the vibes here could be better'
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 01/09/2026
i understand why biden didn’t decide to declare the previous admin, effectively, persona non grata. i understand why garland thought he needed to move slowly and methodically. the thing is, these were understandable and reasonable decisions that both turned out to be wrong.
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan) @offtheupright.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
@davidjroth.bsky.social When you put on The Long Good Friday goargos.com/sports/footb...
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Furious Hoskins - 2026 - Football
Furious Hoskins (6) Wide Receiver - 2025 (at Palomar College): Played in 10 games… Recorded 59 receptions for 956 yards and eight touchdowns… Averaged 16.2 yards
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Mike @85mf.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
greatest cutdown day post of all time, maybe the greatest post of all time
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
here’s a starter pack
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Justin Sherin @wychstreet.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Big bearded Mexican guy opened his Met jersey on camera to reveal a Dolly shirt, place went nuts
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 25/08/2026
important context
sign taped in a window reading

NOTICE:

We will not be open on the 25th of August because we will be closed.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 24/08/2026
and one of the domestic political projects of the republican party is to export the deep south model of cheap labor, low wages, low taxes and low services to the midwest and the northeast
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