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Same Sad Echo

@samesadecho.bsky.social
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Former noted egg in pocket haver

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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 3h
Pete Hegseth clicked on a spam email titled "How To Inspect Soldiers' Rock Hard P3nises"
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 4h
I get a shiver in my bones just thinking about the end times
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Anna Maltese @annamaltese.bsky.social · 20h
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
you hear Crouching Tiger and you're thinking, well that's gotta be the most fearsome and best camouflaged creature in this title,
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 22h
well I know exactly where @erictime.bsky.social will be on October 16th
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 22h
you ever sit on the couch with a dog and watch baseball? it frickin rules
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 22h
me, reluctantly, when I’m subpoena’d as a character witness for @rmj.bsky.social
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
post-apocalyptic books and movies always assume society is undone by a meteor or virus or natural catastrophe, when our downfall will more than likely be due to complete, abject stupidity
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
there's absolutely no reason to believe this article is satire
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*Trumps big fat sharpie crossing out IOWA CITY and writing in ATLANTA*
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fyi every time you say Case Keenum I'm thinking Casey Kasem
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
don’t do what Donny Don’t does
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: I just met a corgi wearing a little baseball hat
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
TIRED: decorating your refrigerator WIRED: putting a fabrege egg in the toilet
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
just a spoon full of sugar makes the laudanum go down
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I can’t believe we’re still talking about that song (the Quiznos jingle)
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
at least half of these guys will be the subject of a Netflix documentary about how they killed their wives
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you know what they say, curiosity killed the cat [Curiosity is the name of a local bus. a bunch of grade school kids picked the name in a contest]
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
folks please remember that when @rmj.bsky.social says he’s a “veteran” he’s referring to the “cola wars”
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
also cancelled by a nor'easter: the Edmund Fitzgerald
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
stop quoting the dipshit from that article
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
*wholesome interlude* I just ran into the officiant from my wedding, who I haven't seen since my wedding... 24 years ago. it was a really nice moment.
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My "Pervert Glasses" have people asking a lot of questions already answered by my pervert glasses, and also my t-shirt which says "I'm a pervert"
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
sure 80 tons seems like a lot, but that’s only 160,000 pounds
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
remember cube steaks? well they’re back, in a big way
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this may be the only time when I already had most of these songs in one of *my* playlists
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
lmao. saw an ad for this guy last night where he's boxing for some reason and insisting he's "his own man" after having his lips planted directly on trump's ass for the last several years. even the worst rats are jumping ship
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
last week I had the best tacos I’ve ever had. it’s unlikely I will ever have them again. tis better to have loved and lost, etc, I guess
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
they used to talk shit but i’ma quiet them
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
anyway, Choosin Texas is the exact same song as I Can Still Make Cheyenne, except George Strait did it way better
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
while you are all Choosin' Texas, I'm Choosin' Life (I'm the t-shirt george michael wore in that one video)
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James Neveau @jamesneveau.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My goodness this is elite.
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ruth's Chris Fifth Third Park
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'll make it easy. I'm stupid
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
folks please check in on your friends who are Tottenham fans. they aren't getting ridiculed enough
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
we tried to watch The Shards and had to give up because it was commercials literally every three minutes. fuck that shit, bring back cable
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
no YOU went overboard at the used record shop
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
*at the baby changing station* yeah could I get a dog instead
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Materialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm partial to this one
Professor X asks a girl, "what is your mutant power?"

Girl replies: "I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!"

She points up and says: "3 pulls"

Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.

Professor X: "Yeah thats cool and all, but not really a super power..."

Girl: "Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics"

Professor X, still standing: "Oh my god"
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
RIP to the Pope, who just had an alien explode out of his chest
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
always get the beef tongue tacos, friends
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I just helped a homeless guy who must be 90% blind get a cup of coffee at 7-11 (obviously I am a hero, thank you) and man life is not fair. This guy should clearly be getting a bunch of services and he just… isn’t. Ugh. this has been Motivational Thursdays! with Same Sad Echo
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
if you can stumble across a Weird Al concert… stumble across a Weird Al concert
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
there’s never a fucking orca around when you need one
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
HOTEL GUEST: and is the heating/cooling easy to use? Like, you just set it at a temperature and it stays there HOTEL MANAGER: you fucking idiot. you absolute rube
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I watched a cargo ship get unloaded for half an hour tonight and it was the best thing I’ve seen in at least a month
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hammered! At The Select Board Meeting
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it’s ok Ed Sheeran, at least you can join the FBI now
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
when it’s tapioca pudding night at the nursing home
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