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Abby Someone @rememberingmachine.bsky.social · 6h
I am not a proficient piano player, but I play because I enjoy it and while I will never be able to play a concerto perfectly the way a computer would, that’s not the point.
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 7h
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW AD: Today on House Hunters, Ken Paxton is shopping for a new house. Will he buy the three-story luxury lodge in Oklahoma? The condos at a wellness resort in Utah? The ocean-view property in Hawaii? (Spoiler alert: He won’t take one — he’ll take 15.)
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Abby Someone @rememberingmachine.bsky.social · 13h
In my experience, men by and large simply do not care about this issue and will not until one of their buddies or famous heroes gets accused and then they have all sorts of (terrible) opinions.
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Abby Someone @rememberingmachine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The statistics I just was briefed on not that long ago was 1 in 3 women will be sexually assaulted in their lifetime and potentially 1 and 6 men (though we think higher because men report less). Just sobering shit.
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Abby Someone @rememberingmachine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s always the ones you expect the most
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Abby Someone @rememberingmachine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The problem with being to end tenure with the change of an administration means you’ve functionally ended tenure and the ability of these schools to be anything like what they were.
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 29/09/2026
This is the funniest thing that's ever happened in the Senate and also the greatest national exposure Maryland's athletic department has received in quite some time
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do we seriously have to do Maoist newspeak every single time an 80 year old posts his idiotic ideas on the internet. It has been AI since before I was even born. Can literally anyone have a shred of dignity.
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bmazing.bsky.social @bmazing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eric Schmitt:
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 29/09/2026
Wrote about the decline and fall of SCOTUSblog, which used to be the single best resource for Supreme Court stuff, and (thanks to some intervening crimes committed by its co-founder) is now a weird platform for conservative pundits to talk about what a good job the conservative justices are doing
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It Was the Essential Home of Supreme Court News. Now It’s a Joke. What Happened?
How high-stakes poker brought down a pillar of Supreme Court coverage.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I just realized that Eric Schmitt absolutely used AI to write this shit up. He absolutely did. Lol. Hell yeah
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Abby Someone @rememberingmachine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I thought “Digger” might be bad but woof
A scathing review of Digger
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Micah @rincewind.run · 29/09/2026
“sorry, honey, I didn’t think the people obsessed with the weird harry potter fanfic were going to end up running the world, that’s on me”
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Abby Someone @rememberingmachine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I jumped on the Taylor swift train for Folklore and Evermore and promptly jumped right back off and have never regretted my life decisions.
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Abby Someone @rememberingmachine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am a little bit heartened by the widespread condemnation and response here and I fear that multiple people are going to get sued into oblivion. I really hope they talked to some lawyers before doing this.
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Joel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Consultant: this is a great ad Marie, I give it my seal of approval Marie Gluesenkamp Perez: *eyes narrowing* your what
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Abby Someone @rememberingmachine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ya’ll this new case is gonna make me so exhausted I can already tell.
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Abby Someone @rememberingmachine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You would think but defense can drive a truck through “I don’t remember” and often will hinge their whole argument on that. Not saying what happened here wasn’t a god damn tragedy because it was. But I’ve sat in court and watched defense absolutely crush a victim with memory lapses.
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 28/09/2026
Authors and artists explaining their problem with AI
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.
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Abby Someone @rememberingmachine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
People get very mad when you point out bluesky is a bubble and not real life it seems
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trekkiehumour.bsky.social @trekkiehumour.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Worf at the bridge looking angrily at Q
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Abby Someone @rememberingmachine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Conservatives particularly are getting up in arms about this song because they think they’ve earned a win in the culture wars.
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Abby Someone @rememberingmachine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I still have no idea how Days of Future Past is as good as it is except that the movie has an all star cast in the present and the past and the comic is just such a banger story it was impossible to fuck up.
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Abby Someone @rememberingmachine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Trinidad Chambliss will have a better NFL career than Arch Manning, shooting that shot now
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Browns passing on Arch Manning because he shows up to the interview with an iced coffee and it saves the franchise
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Abby Someone @rememberingmachine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That both DBs saw the ball going to no one and almost knocked each other out is hilarious
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Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“The Democrat campaigning in Texas shouldn’t be trying to get Republican votes” ok we need the election to happen now because some of you people aren’t making it to November
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Abby Someone @rememberingmachine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The woke have turned off the power at another Florida stadium
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Abby Someone @rememberingmachine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wait what Tennessee has a chance??
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tired: Arch Manning is the number 1 overall pick Wired: The Texas DL is the number 1 overall pick
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
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Abby Someone @rememberingmachine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Have we already had Kirk Herbsreit eyebrow discourse
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What the fuck is happening in your people's interviews and meetings. Why would I not bring a coffee if I wanted to. I'm going there to chat with someone. It's not a funeral.
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Abby Someone @rememberingmachine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For once we have a main character of the day and the topic doesn’t want me to claw my eyes out
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Abby Someone @rememberingmachine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Now, we don’t have time to unpack all of that.
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Abby Someone @rememberingmachine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Look we all had some problematic media consumption in the early tumblr days
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s okay to date the school shooter if he’s hot.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Abby Someone @rememberingmachine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Whoever came up with the “900 percent match” mass texts should be told it comes off as incredibly desperate. We will donate ~9000 for every 14 you donate supposes that you don’t actually need my money. Also, stop texting me.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
everyone who's ever joined in an online pile on should read this.
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Abby Someone @rememberingmachine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Also some people do not go to church and you need to get social interaction from somewhere.
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Abby Someone @rememberingmachine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Okay BlueSky is still fun (though not as fun as peak Twitter) but just a bit more annoying
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Abby Someone @rememberingmachine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After watching the @lindsayellis.bsky.social cruise video two nights ago this gave me war flashbacks
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Abby Someone @rememberingmachine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Friendly reminder that the DeSantis family stole $10 million dollars from the taxpayer but whoops we can’t charge anyone
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Abby Someone @rememberingmachine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Guess which 2026 Pattinson movie before you look
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Abby Someone @rememberingmachine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They just ran it on Fox during a football game
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