Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan) @offtheupright.bsky.social · 1hThey all count the same at the end of the season, enjoy 'em when you can! 010
Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan) @offtheupright.bsky.social · 1hNobody wants to believe we're all on our own to fix this shit. That if we don't do it no one will. But it's true! The people on the other side who would actually help are too few to matter, it really is all on us! 000
Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan) @offtheupright.bsky.social · 6hTrue parity is murder on the hot take industry 030
Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan) @offtheupright.bsky.social · 8hThe best thing to do is to push them towards blaming the people who've been lying to them all this time. 0121
Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan) @offtheupright.bsky.social · 8hDoesn't matter if they can't get off the field when it counts most 010
Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan) @offtheupright.bsky.social · 8hBut what they like most *is* feeling smart and prescient! 010
Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan) @offtheupright.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Put the fear of God in the billionaires who thought Trump was their chance and so many things become possible. 020
Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan) @offtheupright.bsky.social · 03/10/2026No greater sign of what's coming than Republicans running ads that ostensibly make them sound like Democrats. 020
Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan) @offtheupright.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Not only that, his Dem opponent was the Jets team doctor at the same time Feely was the Jets kicker. 010
Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan) @offtheupright.bsky.social · 03/10/2026He knows there won't be, because that would be a tacit admission they knew he was unfit this whole time, which gives away the game for all of them. 000
Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan) @offtheupright.bsky.social · 02/10/2026They want to do what they do and be paid for it, but have it be called the other, more respectable thing. 000
Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan) @offtheupright.bsky.social · 02/10/2026No President has benefitted more from the default position of most people to take the words that come out of a President’s mouth seriously than he has. 000
Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan) @offtheupright.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Telling the worst people in the world everything they want to hear 040
Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan) @offtheupright.bsky.social · 02/10/2026His daughter is a local meteorologist that I had a crush on growing up, so I knew him from The Simpsons and that but not his actual music lmao 010
Reposted by Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan)Urban Futurist Democrat @urbfuturistdem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"She had researched raw milk" 311019
Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan) @offtheupright.bsky.social · 02/10/2026What I’m saying is I don’t think Romo was one of Jim Nantz’s many friends 010
Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan) @offtheupright.bsky.social · 02/10/2026More than just not trying, he must have been an unconscionable dick to work with. They’ve rehabilitated the careers of people with far worse than one DUI before. 150
Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan) @offtheupright.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Oh I’m aware, I’m just saying it’s not going to be immediately all on the Dems. January 2029 is another matter, assuming we get there. 010
Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan) @offtheupright.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Maybe a little, but Trump will still be there and refuse to not be the center of attention at all times. The whole “the executive is everything” framing of things isn’t going to just go away overnight, though some will try. 130
Reposted by Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan)Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 02/10/2026When job growth was 5-10x this per month under Joe Biden, we were having a nonstop National Conversation™️ about the imminent recession & being told that only the unemployed cared about jobs, but everyone cared about inflation. 9428136
Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan) @offtheupright.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Mike Lawler in particular is such a smug creep 120
Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan) @offtheupright.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“Smooth” was #1 on the charts across two millenniums 080
Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan) @offtheupright.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The way I always say it is these are not low-trust people, but instead of putting appropriate amounts of trust into many people they put an insane amount of trust into a tiny handful of people who do not deserve it. 1455
Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan) @offtheupright.bsky.social · 01/10/2026What you don’t see could be anything, and that’s way more fun 030
Reposted by Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan)Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 30/09/2026cmon man, even with that name, you can’t phrase that first sentence like that 65714
Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan) @offtheupright.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This used to be Rudy’s gig. But then he lost his mind in a very public way so they had to find someone else. Christie fit the mold well. 0220
Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan) @offtheupright.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"If you guys became Republicans, we could have a nicer Republican Party!" 1551
Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan) @offtheupright.bsky.social · 01/10/2026They were never against safe spaces (for themselves) 000
Reposted by Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan)Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If you want "personalized music" made just for you pick up a fucking guitar. Or else break the heart of someone who already has. 131365219
Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan) @offtheupright.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Especially the SEC schools, which have found a lot of their previous advantages taken away by gobs of now-legal cash from the B1G and elsewhere. 1130
Reposted by Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan)Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The thing about the florid apocalypticism you sometimes encounter on this site is that a lot of people are less horrified by literal civilizational collapse than by the notion that our descendents are just going to keep muddling through and in less than a century nobody will remember us. 101034118
Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan) @offtheupright.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It's a point for "they know their own people will only know about this event through this post, so they can make it into whatever they want" 081
Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan) @offtheupright.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They do it because they know it will not cost them anything for doing it. 010
Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan) @offtheupright.bsky.social · 29/09/2026In the circles he travels in, the podcast is actually more important 1260
Reposted by Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan)Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 29/09/2026a lot of things could be fixed in this country with a few defamation suits (Schmitt being so stupid he repeated it while no longer protected by the speech & debate clause) 118937
Reposted by Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan)Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This is so important. They’ve broken the economic models that fund journalism is because they recognize the *purpose* of journalism threatens their bullshit-based valuations, ie, the sources of their wealth and power. Yet actual-existing journalists were instead crucial for creating their myths. 4929240
Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan) @offtheupright.bsky.social · 29/09/2026So, so many people’s lives are wrapped up in caring about precisely that first and foremost. It’s a big hinderance. 010
Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan) @offtheupright.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They all carry an internal policy of “ any movement not supported by the guys who used to stuff me into lockers in school is illegitimate” 070
Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan) @offtheupright.bsky.social · 29/09/2026But have you considered that if we don’t just turn the page Republicans might get upset? 021
Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan) @offtheupright.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’ve come to the conclusion that being a contrarian simply for the sake of being a contrarian is actively evil. Having a take contrary to the majority is not inherently evil if that’s simply the conclusion you’ve come to through honest reasoning and research, but as a default, it’s fucking evil. 010
Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan) @offtheupright.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They operate under one rule, and it's "never admit you fucked up" 020
Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan) @offtheupright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026That’s the funniest thing. None of them* REALLY wanted to go to the mat for any of this, they just wanted us all to accept it without a fuss. Now that we seemingly haven’t they don’t know what to do. *except the ones on mega amounts of drugs 1174
Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan) @offtheupright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ultimately that relies on the people currently paying their salaries no longer being willing and/or able to pay them 162
Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan) @offtheupright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The gigantic gap between where the team was and where he was exasperated the situation. A win-now team went all in on a guy who turned out to be a long term project at best. They were smart to immediately pivot. 020
Reposted by Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan)Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You have been blessed by the friend onion :). 803698595
Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan) @offtheupright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It's clear she doesn't think it's real but doesn't have the courage to come out and just say so. 020
Reposted by Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan)GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 28/09/2026i strongly agree with this and while i think the definition of virtue can change over time, almost none of the shit that so many powerful chuds think is virtue *ever* has been considered as such 553953
Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan) @offtheupright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Turek's Wiki page introduces him as "an American politician and wheelchair basketball player" hell yeah 100
Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan) @offtheupright.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"We don't think we can take down Trump, so we no longer try to" becoming the default for the powerful people who *don't* like him and want him to win really sucks. Because the net result is the same. 000
Unsanctioned Buffoonery (Dan) @offtheupright.bsky.social · 27/09/2026People LOVE the idea that being stupid won't hold them back from being rich and successful anymore, so there's a huge incentive for talking like this. 1241
