Reposted by Mark!!!assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 15/10/2026There Will Be Blood is Pink Flamingos for sad people 2457 0
Reposted by Mark!!!assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 15/10/2026i love sports, i type while placing the revolver in my mouth and butt 57117 0
Reposted by Mark!!!Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 14/10/2026The worst of weather conditions here. Our local RNLI were out in this last night. If you have anything but respect for them, you’re a disgrace. 5545 0
Reposted by Mark!!!swearclock ⌚︎ @swearclock.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Boris Johnson Is A Gaping Anus It's 10:00AM 062 0
Mark!!! @nottheothermark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Let's hope they haven't drowned in their own piss. 000 0
Reposted by Mark!!!assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 09/10/2026how about a post on the funniest tweets ever was “Weekend at Bernie’s 3: We’re Gonna Fuck Him Now 0104 0
Reposted by Mark!!!MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The middle of Lidl is making me uncomfortable 😳 171 0
Reposted by Mark!!!Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Female Bucket England and Wales, Death Registration Index 1837-2007 67014 0
Mark!!! @nottheothermark.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This should do it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=esUB...youtube.comGoblin - Suspiria "Main Theme" (Original Score) Dario Argento ClassicsYouTube video by CinemaItalianoVEVO 010 0
Reposted by Mark!!!Svetovid @svetovid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Well, that's a hell of a thing to leave next to a statue of Joan of Arc.😏 532769529 0
Reposted by Mark!!!swearclock ⌚︎ @swearclock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Shit On A Buffet It's 9:00PM 031 0
Reposted by Mark!!!assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026he's probably off doing Dad Things 062 0
Reposted by Mark!!!swearclock ⌚︎ @swearclock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Noel Gallagher Has Fantasies About Being Brutally Serviced By Lubed Up Members Of Paw Patrol It's 12:00PM 061 0
Mark!!! @nottheothermark.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'm off out in a bit to blow the mask trousers. Must remember to put the Foley in first. 100 0
Reposted by Mark!!!Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Happy birthday Steve Reich appy birthday Steve Reich H ppy birthday Steve Reich Ha py birthday Steve Reich Hap y birthday Steve Reich Happ birthday Steve Reich Happy birthday Steve Reich Happy irthday Steve Reich Happy b rthday Steve Reich Happy bi thday Steve Reich Happy bir 14463124 0
Reposted by Mark!!!assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026that time I nodded my head exploded 184 0
Mark!!! @nottheothermark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Like my spirit animal Backpack, I shall be having salmon for my dinner. 000 0
Reposted by Mark!!!Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Every time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this 374480586 0
Reposted by Mark!!!Wasp Summer #JoinACoven @waspsummer.eurosky.social · 01/10/2026For a time, until I realised it was a bit graceless, when people found out my Dad died years ago and say, "I'm sorry", I'd say, "Why? You didn't do it." 082 0
Mark!!! @nottheothermark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026He's done a poo in the potty like a proper big boy. 120 0
Mark!!! @nottheothermark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Visiting my parents this weekend and I'd forgotten how good I am at clearing a plate at the carvery. 120 0
Reposted by Mark!!!SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"I don't fucking think so" 0868198 0
Mark!!! @nottheothermark.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Lots of articles about Wayne Rooney's 'glow up' but he still looks like a sunburnt bun. 000 0
Reposted by Mark!!!Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 23/09/2026I respect our British culture. DO YOU? 241 0
Reposted by Mark!!!Millions of Chopped Landlord Pieces @thirteentwelve.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Charlotte Church roasting Ed Sheeran over a Dead Kennedy's cover 31996334 0
Mark!!! @nottheothermark.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Things I was frightened of as a child: The telephone ringing (still am) Our neighbour's aggressive, shouty little dog that would chase the kids down the street The dad of lads at our school who turned out to be a massive paedo Carry On Screaming 011 0
Reposted by Mark!!!Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I am actually too angry to post about this sensibly. 45815 0
Reposted by Mark!!!Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Be the shooting star that causes a mass extinction level event. 219277 0
Reposted by Mark!!!Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Food FACT: The crispbread Ryvita is just a nickname. Its correct name is actually Ryva Perón. 13710 0
Reposted by Mark!!!sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026i watch what i eat bc toxins can seep into your breast milk and i don’t want to poison my cat 1025953 0
Reposted by Mark!!!Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 05/09/2026In fairness to Kent police, it is always a bit awkward to see what your colleagues get up to on their day off 750299 0
Mark!!! @nottheothermark.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Donna Summer - I feel love In my Dad's car on the way home from holiday when I was a little kid. I've loved EDM, Disco and electronic music ever since. 281 0
Reposted by Mark!!!Bruce Denby @brucedenby.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Breaking - Donald Trump signs executive order renaming his brain "clam chowder", effective immediately. 121 0
Reposted by Mark!!!✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 26/08/2026dress for the job you want 463381672 0
Reposted by Mark!!!swearclock ⌚︎ @swearclock.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Here In My Car, I Feel Safest Of All, I Can Play With My Balls, Until My Cock Goes Off, In Cars It's 2:00PM 0101 0
Mark!!! @nottheothermark.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Don't care much about seeing the eclipse itself. I'm here for the spooky silence and welcome temperature drop. 110 0
Reposted by Mark!!!Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Also, not even the first time today I’ve been told to be careful less I go blind. 1235 0
Reposted by Mark!!!honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 12/08/2026if you don't have a colander a magnifying glass will do 074 0
Mark!!! @nottheothermark.bsky.social · 12/08/2026If something apocalyptic doesn't happen this evening, I'll be seriously disappointed. 000 0
