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Bruce Denby @brucedenby.bsky.social · 6m

Home of the Ému Ému.

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Bruce Denby @brucedenby.bsky.social · 12m

Breaking - Trump signs deal to sell his body to science (spelled 'scientology' on affidavit) for $400 trillion.

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Bruce Denby @brucedenby.bsky.social · 15m

Breaking - Pete Hegseth to guest host Dancing With The Stars as hedge against impeachment rumors.

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Bruce Denby @brucedenby.bsky.social · 18m

Breaking - Katie Zacharia to use White House press secretary experience as springboard to lucrative future career as magician's assistant.

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Bruce Denby @brucedenby.bsky.social · 33m

DidYouKnow - Small Town Boy and Gimme Shelter are the same song? Just sayin'.

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Bruce Denby @brucedenby.bsky.social · 1h

These are not the droids you're looking for.

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Bruce Denby @brucedenby.bsky.social · 1h

Derrick apologised to Jonas, explaining that he was not his biological inner child.

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Bruce Denby @brucedenby.bsky.social · 13h

NowWatching - Tar Sand of the Apes, a sci-fi energy thriller starring Charleton Heston (cloned), Christophe Lambert (stoned) and Mark Carney (quel homme)!

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Bruce Denby @brucedenby.bsky.social · 23h

DidYouKnow - The Booker T and the MG's band's original name was Mukherjee and the Empties, after their first lead singer, Aseet Mukherjee III?

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Bruce Denby @brucedenby.bsky.social · 23h

Breaking - Elon Musk reveals exhibition rocket car was piloted by Katie Zacharia using an iPhone Duo hidden in her underwear.

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Bruce Denby @brucedenby.bsky.social · 23h

Toby had to go to hospital after an accident with his nose-cancelling headphones.

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Bruce Denby @brucedenby.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Dijuor Dijunaut is here, Effendi. Seems to have a bone to pick.

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Bruce Denby @brucedenby.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

While rummaging through the dumpster, Guildford found a share of poos in a pair of shoes.

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Bruce Denby @brucedenby.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

So he bought a car and stole a gun But he didn't get far, he was way too dumb In the suburbs And his mama cried - Freshest Parsley

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Bruce Denby @brucedenby.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Posted 16 years ago today. Anyone have an update? Wanted to share this: Bonomo Turkish Taffy made its re-debut to the general public on July 2, 2010 in Atlantic City. It is certified kosher by the Orthodox Union.

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Bruce Denby @brucedenby.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Edrice had made herself a beautiful necklace out of cooked shrimp.

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Bruce Denby @brucedenby.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Aimée imitait un ému émulant une amulette amoureuse d'une allumette émue allumée.

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Bruce Denby @brucedenby.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

"Yes," she replied, "I can tune a teener."

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Bruce Denby @brucedenby.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Posted 16 years ago today: In France they pronounce it "Fessebook". Fesse means ass.

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Bruce Denby @brucedenby.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

This is known as the Szabidova-Haïc Realization.

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Bruce Denby @brucedenby.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

DidYouKnow - Nefertiti was a member of triplets along with Sometimestiti and Alwaystiti?

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Bruce Denby @brucedenby.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Now Wash Your Hands, suggested the AI.

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Bruce Denby @brucedenby.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

After burial souls Flee like cereal bowls - Labao Bu, 6th century, Ohio

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Bruce Denby @brucedenby.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

"They said I had to wear a Thai," replied Berwert. "This is a pad Thai."

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Bruce Denby @brucedenby.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

A banana discussion ensued. Randall was hot as a firecracker.

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Bruce Denby @brucedenby.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Sorry, can't make it, that's Arbor Day in Samoa.

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Bruce Denby @brucedenby.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

The leftover stones made bereft overtones as they jostled in the empty truck bed.

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Bruce Denby @brucedenby.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Lucy told Derwood she was from Barking-up-the-Wrongtree, in Warwickshire.

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Bruce Denby @brucedenby.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

When Clint acquired Chinese citizenship, he pinned his old American and new Chinese passports to the wall, open to the photo pages, and put the caption "Be Foreign After" underneath them.

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Bruce Denby @brucedenby.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

PopMusicNews - Kool and the Gang release makeover of their 1973 hit "Jungle Boogie", entitled "Tracking Pixel".

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Bruce Denby @brucedenby.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Breaking - Catholic Church will replace crucifix by unpronounceable, unrecognizable glyph, starting 2nd quarter 2027, experts report. Ha-ha just kidding!!

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Bruce Denby @brucedenby.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

DidYouKnow - We are actually sock puppets being operated by Slavobbian Ostrich Creatures on planet Zuk in the Frebbula Nebula? Of course, once you know ...

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Bruce Denby @brucedenby.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

The Sultan Pepershekr has arrived, Effendi. Do you require his services, or shall I pop him back on the roundabout?

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Bruce Denby @brucedenby.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I been told t'vamoose I been told t'scram Pack 'er up 'n cut loose Slambam thanky ma'am Go away, stow away, dry up 'n blow away Grow away slow away, dance to 'n fro away Row away, flow away, double park 'n tow away Write a letter ever' day tear it up 'n throw away - apol. J Cash

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Bruce Denby @brucedenby.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

ListeningTo - Squat-Thrust with Lucy and Ethel, by Ricky Ricardio!!

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Bruce Denby @brucedenby.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

No pain no gain I'd fain explain The bane's refrain Lies mainly in the brain

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Bruce Denby @brucedenby.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Botany Anybody got any botany? Botany You can't have botany without any - Applogies to Abba (Waterloo)

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Bruce Denby @brucedenby.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

"I've never lied to you, dear," swore Jürgen, "at least not until now ..."

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Bruce Denby @brucedenby.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Posted 14 years ago today: Anybody got any botany?

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Bruce Denby @brucedenby.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Most of us are familiar with the E=mc2 of Einstein's Special Relativity. Fewer know of General Relativity, which says that the gravitational "constant" G increases with the age of the observer. Indeed, in Einstein's original treatise, G stands not for gravity but for grandfather!

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Bruce Denby @brucedenby.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

DidYouKnow - We are actually sock puppets of Slavobbian Ostrich Creatures on planet Zuk in the Frebbula Nebula? Of course, once you know ...

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Bruce Denby @brucedenby.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

There was a slug in Howard's geraniums. He calculated it had been there for 42 years. Now and then he caught a glimpse of it, tried to amble after it with pincers or a table knife - once he'd even been able to lop off a piece of its tail. Same slug, 42 years. Moby Slug.

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Bruce Denby @brucedenby.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Hello light bulb my old friend I've come to call on you again Because my vision softly stumbling Caught me out while I was fumbling And the vision that was missing from my brain Still disdains Within the shades of darkness - Apologies to Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel

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Bruce Denby @brucedenby.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

"Chimpagne!!" exulted the primate as he threw the bottle into the air.

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