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@ivegotamuon.bsky.social
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Recovered poet. Spice Librarian. Definitely tired. Officially #NotAFuckUp Probably tending my Ladygarden. She/her.

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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 3h
I. LOVE. HIM. 🧡
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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Look what I’ve been up to today! Chicken mushroom pie, chicken bacon pie; carrot coriander soup; bacony and non-bacony quiches; chocolate chip cookies and double chocolate chip cookies. Gosh, I’d make a lovely wife for some lucky young ma— oh wait no the fuck I wouldn’t HA HA HA HAAAHA HA 🤣
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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sara I believe this is yours 🏆
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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Read the posts, read ALL the replies because they’re gorgeous, and I promise you that, unless you’re already an Irretrievable Nerd, you will augment your vocabulary in delightful ways.
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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What can I say, I needed a little Dark Matter in my life
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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Everyone assumes the ones in my garden are fake 💀
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When a dog is rescued by a woman who loves crocheting: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Henri @henriwords.com · 20/09/2026
Tangentially related, I occasionally challenge myself to find the letters A-Z (hard mode: in order) in a single walk…
A grid of 26 square black-and-white photos each depicting a letter of the alphabet in order, formed of things found in public
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Heather Rasley @heatherrasley.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
“The Quiet World” by Jeffrey McDaniel
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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is the most adorable post ever. And I bet the long-necked scoopupper was indeed loving its bathtime ❤️
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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Britain's future relationship with Europe is being debated in Parliament on 12th October. I've just asked my MP to attend. Will you ask yours? www.europeanmovement.co.uk/contact-mp-a...
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Ask your MP to stand up for our future in Europe
On 12 October, Parliament will debate the UK's future relationship with Europe, after a government petition got over 100,000 signatures. Will you write to your MP to ask them to attend the debate?
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Heather Cox Richardson (TDPR) @hcrichardson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm in love.
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2026: Time for the Midterms
YouTube video by Hamilton
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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#WhatWouldDollyDo
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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not another parasocial relationship for us to be needlessly invested in 💀💩 substack.com/@matundanish...
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Matunda Nishobora (@matundanishobora)
More gold from the Norwegian consumers council.
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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Run away and play, little boy, and take your potty mouth with you 🤮 #Nope
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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Okay I may not have actually lol’d at this thread, but I did smile to myself like a twat
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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Background: I put one of those stupid answers to questions on my profile about wanting a telescope. Twist: this is from a woman. #Nope
Her: You look so Damnn beautiful 😻 how are you doing today? ❤️ I loved the sound of your profile and would love to know you x So I am an astronomer. I learnt it from India. India is a huge hub of astrology. Have you ever been to India xx ?

Me: You seem a little confused about astronomy and astrology.

Her: Babe I hate these autocorrect honestly. I’m an astronomer. 

Me: Which university in India did you study at?

Her [one Google later]: Inter-University Centre for Astronomy and Astrophysics xx
Me: Sorry, I’m not sure what your goal is here. What are you looking for?

Her: Well what are you looking for? Where are you from and what are you looking for xx

Me: I asked you that. And you approached me first, so I want to understand why.

Her: Well you listen to mummy and say what mommy says baby girl. So what is it that you are looking for my baby girl xx

Me: *vomits and blocks*
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This German comedy sketch (with English subtitles) perfectly captures so much of what is going on right now in the UK, the US, and across Europe. "Playing the 'Nazi Card' in the Third Reich", by Browser Ballett.
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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
$1.65E+12 is a lot, just saying
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Robert Dallas Gray @robertdallasgray.com · 08/09/2026
still find it really instructive that back in like 2016 when twitter was mentioned journos would make a face and say ‘cesspool’ but now that it actually *is* everything they claimed it was back then, they’re wallowing around in it like literal pigs in shit
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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
🥱 #Nope
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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Guy on dating app just called me a “mature lady” and he’s SIX YEARS YOUNGER THAN I AM so I beg your pardon but what seems to be the fuck 😳
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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I feel ya, little yelly buddy
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Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Stop whatever you’re doing & watch this now! Reform’s magic money tree has been bust wide open. Huge kudos to undercover reporters Verbatim via @channel4news.bsky.social youtu.be/aXut3s90rUI?... huge
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Undercover: Exposing Reform's secret donations plot
YouTube video by Channel 4 News
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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Me too.
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Rivers @finl3y.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Section 28 made it harder for trans people to know they were trans. For some of us it took decades. Some found out when they got access to the internet. The only way to fight this kind of legislation is to organise and to continue to be visible for our young trans folk. We can all be there for them
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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
His profile included the information that he’s seeking something “grounded” and “intentional” - no mention that he’s married. Red flags for AI content already billowing 🚩 I ask him a question; this is not encouragement. #Nope 1/6
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Him: The pic of your eyes — that alone made me stop and read the rest of your profile. Science, books and cinema would already give us plenty to argue about.
One thing upfront, though: I'm married, so l may simply fall outside what you're looking for — and I'd rather respect that than pretend I didn't read it. But your profile was far too well written not to say hello properly.

Me: I'm guessing your wife doesn't know you're here?
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The horn is sounded! I declare Caturday open
Someone holds out a circular hunting horn. A tortoiseshell/white cat puts its face close to it to examine it, and appears to be blowing into the mouthpiece
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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
So - what do you think of me new bins? 🤓
This is a selfie. Behind me on my left are kitchen shelves, out of focus, with Fortnum and Mason biscuit tins on them. The tins contain tea bags but they match my décor. There is also a turquoise and silver Mathmos lava lamp. I am wearing a black v-neck t-shirt. My hair is blonde and messy and a bit of it is hanging over my left eye, so it partly covers the new glasses that I’m trying to show you. They are Vivienne Westwood, cat-eye shaped gold frames, with a black trim. I chose them because the (very regular) pub regular at my late Uncle’s favourite bar told me I reminded him of a young Vivienne Westwood. He met her in the 1960s, he said, and she was a “Dirty Wee Bag”. If you say it in a thick Scottish accent, it sounds like a charming compliment.
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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I don’t think he knows what most of those words mean… #Nope (This is his PROFILE. If he DMs me, I’ll let you know)
Quote from a man’s dating profile and I swear to god I didn’t make this up. Errors are entirely his:

Hi everyone ,,hope your well ,,a bit about me ,, I’m a polymath/sapiosexual can’t help it what can I say Libra earth sign ,, enjoy all sorts of things anyway getting carried away so ask me anything
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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
WAIT - IS THIS WHY I’M SINGLE?WHEN DID THIS COME IN??
Unhinged commenter under an Instagram post by a female content creator, in which she was calling out men for their *checks notes* abusive comments on her reels):

malawie02 (him): 
Feminism is very dangerous stay away from the vagina please guys dont fall for the trap I watched a pod cast that in less than 10 years 45% of woman will be single stay away from the vagina. live and let live but stay away from that vagina

ivegotamuon (me):
I have a vagina. How do I stay away from it? Wherever I go, it seems to go too 

malawie02: 
I dont care were you go with it im staying away from it and I encourage all men to stay away from it .so keep your vagina to yourself 

…So there you are. Apparently four billion men have been instructed - no, encouraged, let’s be accurate - to stay away from my vagina. I’m extremely picky about whom I let near anywhere near my vagina, so we’re pretty much in agreement on that point.
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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This made me cry quite a lot It’s Hot Gay Jesus fangirling for Dolly (and reminding us what Christian values are supposed to look like) www.instagram.com/reel/Dce8wUS...
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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You know who else is 80, just saying
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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE NOT TIM CURRY
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Michael Legge @michaellegge.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If you’ve not heard this wonderful podcast, today might be a good day to give it a go. It’s so good. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/d...
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Dolly Parton's America
Music History Podcast · Series · In this intensely divided moment, one of the few things everyone still seems to agree on is Dolly Parton—but why? That simple question leads to a deeply personal, hist...
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Born the same year as my Dad. 😢 apple.news/AIaqtBJITQVe...
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Dolly Parton, Country Music Legend, Dies at 80, Just 4 Days After Saying, 'I Still Have so Many Things I Want to Achieve' — People
In addition to her groundbreaking work as a singer-songwriter, Parton also starred in movies like ‘9 to 5’ and ‘Steel Magnolias’
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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
TFW you accidentally say “love you” on a business phone call, and your brain reminds you of it every day of your life and you feel stupid about it forever My optician just did it to me. I hope he doesn’t feel stupid though, because it’s kind of cute. And I’m totally loveable, so there #Shouldve 🤓
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Andrew A.N. Deloucas @aandeloucas.com · 25/08/2026
We love to see it, folks -- happy to see the narrative of Ea-nasir continue to be shaped over the last few years. Looks like getting good information out into the world helps!
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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Jonathan Jarry @jonathanjarry.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
@stuartvyse.bsky.social exposes the crank magnetism of The Telepathy Tapes' second season: Animal telepathy. Plant telepathy. Psychic surgery. Once you open the door to one kind of woo, it all comes tumbling out of the closet. Cc @mrmmarsh.bsky.social skepticalinquirer.org/2026/08/the-...
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The Telepathy Tapes: A Portal into a World of Woo | Skeptical Inquirer
The years 2024 and 2025 must have been a heady experience for documentary filmmaker Ky Dickens. In September 2024, she began releasing the ten-episode first ...
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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Went away for a couple of days and as usual, my cat is fucking livid. He started YELLING in the garden as soon as he heard the car pull up. Then he came in, refused to speak to me, then went back outside and YELLED some more. Furry little twat. 🐈‍⬛
Black tuxedo cat sitting on a paved patio looking thoroughly pissed off. His eyes are green, slightly narrowed, and full of contempt. His two little front pawsies are very cute though. It’s a shame he’s such a misery-guts.
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Rob Spaull @robspaull.co.uk · 20/08/2026
If you're at all unsure about the reporting around Jason Arday, you should read this. If you believe even 10% of it, you should be enraged. I'm so glad @bylinetimes.bsky.social exists.
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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
“You gotta get up early in the morning to catch a fox and stay up late at night to get a mink”
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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I’m 52 and I don’t want to grow up in that world either
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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Represent 👊
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George The Station Cat @george-station-cat.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Good morning & welcome to Roast Dinner Day 🧡🐾 The words you say to yourself matter just as much as the words you say to others. So today, let your inner voice be a kind one. Remind yourself how far you’ve come, how much you’ve overcome, and just how much you have to be proud of.
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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
nicholasjorcutt.substack.com/p/im-trained...
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I'm Trained To Know When Someone Is Dying. The White House Needs You To Believe Trump Isn't.
I Can't Diagnose The President. I Can Recognize A Deteriorating Patient.
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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Andy having a little “What’s this button do” moment there #GovernmentingIsHard
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