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Andy Parmo

@andyparmo.co.uk
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Jon Owen @anotherjon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Paddling (canoeing) across Windermere today, into the teeth of a pretty stiff Force 3 wind - lumpy, and just this side of whitecaps - I came across a swimming squirrel, looking very stressed. Not a planned swim, I'm guessing. It was 300m to either shore, so I'm not sure s/he was going to be okay.
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Thursday Claypole
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Popcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 8h
Star of the hit series RENT STROKES
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 9h
September 30 October 1st
British Pork advert dad Hammer enthusiast Peter Sutcliffe
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 30/09/2026
Pamplemousse for breakfast lads 😀
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 29/09/2026
Just come up to bed. The missus has draped a sock doused in Olbas Oil over the headboard and it smells fucking glorious
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 29/09/2026
BINS
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
look I'm not saying every tech degree should require a humanities minor but can we at least get 20 min to play the simpsons monorail episode
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 28/09/2026
There’s just been a short power interruption in the neighbourhood and all the burglar alarms went off, including ours. My actual wakey wakey alarm doesn’t go off until 7am so that’s my day fucked. It’s put me right off my stroke
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 28/09/2026
Monday Bear
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 27/09/2026
MONDAY
IS
APPROACHING
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A digital illustration of a version of the big board from Wheel of Fortune. An array of green rectangles (each bearing an icon of a hand with crossed fingers inside a circle with rays), and white rectangles that indicate the letters in the secret phrase contestants are trying to guess. The board is not yet solved and reads like this:

M_YB_ I_
_ILL H_PP_N
__D_Y

Standing next to the board in a shiny pink and maroon evening gown and ready to turn around newly-guessed letters is a woman whose head is a human hand with crossed fingers. 

Below the board in the space where viewers at home are informed what type of  phrase is in play it simply reads ‘PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE’
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Roses are red Cactuses prickly
Newspaper hoarding: MAN EATS A LOT OF HOT DOGS QUICKLY
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 26/09/2026
stupid fucken dog. again.
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Kent Tayler @taylertoons.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
One by @robinflavell.bsky.social and myself.
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 25/09/2026
At the cinema. Re-release of Avengers: Endgame which is somehow 30 minutes longer than the original version. The missus is yawning already and the adverts haven’t even started yet
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“I’m going to Poundland, I’m going to Poundland, Poundland, Tennessee…..” Poor Simon
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 25/09/2026
Fuck it *does the weekend dance*
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 25/09/2026
It’s time for the Friday Cat.
Friday Cat
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 25/09/2026
stupid fucken dog
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"I don't fucking think so"
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 24/09/2026
Just had nugs in the air fryer for 13 minutes before discovering that I had the left tray cooking while the nugs are in the right tray
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 24/09/2026
Thursday Claypole
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 23/09/2026
Going dogging in this
A police Ford Escort Cosworth from the mid 90s
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 23/09/2026
Midweek #cans FTW
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Baroness Floella Benjamin @floellabenjamin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Feeling blessed today on my 77th birthday ❤️🥳❤️
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 23/09/2026
I respect our British culture. DO YOU?
Raggedy arse man
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 23/09/2026
Rewatching the reboot Battlestar Galactica series. Forgotten just how fucking good this show is
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Jessica Elgot @jessicaelgot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Started watching Sky’s War Game last night where Michael Gove is the PM during the Russian attack and I’m afraid it is just very difficult to watch it without thinking of this, one of the great cartoons ever published
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Bruce Don 🇪🇺 @caughtjester.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Where I go for some ‘me time’.
A dark blue ship with the words TUG AREA painted in white.
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 22/09/2026
BINS
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Stanandthat @stanandthat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
(chef's kiss)
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 22/09/2026
Saying “more tea vicar?” After someone farts
Harry reveals the ‘most British thing’ he, Meghan, and their kids have been doing since return to
UK
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DJBurges @djburges.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Trump basically lives in his own reality TV world. He is the Truman Show. The media should ignore him completely and just put a fake news crew in front of him he wouldn’t notice the difference
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Goldfinch liker @ruudboy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It was just down from Jimmy Tarbuck Medical School
Sigm on a building for Ted Rogers School of Management
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 22/09/2026
Had a dream last night that I was having a really good sleep but then I woke up and was really pissed off because I was still asleep in my dream
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 21/09/2026
SOSSIDGE AND MASH FOR TEA LADS
static.klipy.com
Man Holding Sausage
ALT: Man Holding Sausage
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 21/09/2026
Monday Bear
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 21/09/2026
28 DAYS #ParmoBirthdayCountdown
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 20/09/2026
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 20/09/2026
Quote this with a picture of the aircraft you'll accept as a bribe
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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Being someone’s pet must be fuckin ridiculous, like — oh shit, here comes that giant, nearly-hairless monkey thing again and it’s leaning in for kisses.
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 20/09/2026
Sunday Mooncat
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 19/09/2026
OH NOT AGAIN FOR FUCK’S SAKE
The usual bollocks that absolute fucking salads put on facebook about not giving permission for facebook to use their personal data. Oh you sweet summer child
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