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Joonas Frösen

@nostrix.bsky.social
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Joonas Frösen @nostrix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Comic panels where Donald Duck makes the correct choice between a huge barrel of money and a tricycle
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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
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Grace Calli Designs @gracecallidesigns.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hello! I’ve been making a little video series called Word Salad where I write my way through an every ingredient in the world. Today’s harvest: tomato!
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I hope this Ishmael finds you whale
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Tad Suiter @retius.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I saw this on Facebook, and I feel like it's a joke made for like ten people. I am, however, one of those people, and I love it.
Image of ROM #1 from Marvel Comics, but it's "Rom of Finland" instead of "Rom Spaceknight."
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Joonas Frösen @nostrix.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Juttutupa is very nice
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Chiron was known to be well-versed in medicine (having learned it from Apollo) making him the original Centaur for Disease Control
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Joonas Frösen @nostrix.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Hey, ork friend🎶
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Hadestown Asphodel Hamlet Avernus Apartment Complex Stygian Beachsyde Communitye Acherontic Regional Hub Proserpinean Metropolis Eerilye Tartarean Larger Tri-State Area
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dang they really got a category for everything
THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
@THR
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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Joonas Frösen @nostrix.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I have reached the stage of the heatwave where I'm singing Rom, the Vacuous Spider to the tune of Puff, the Magic Dragon.
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Me: Okay, there's been a thunderstorm, the heatwave should be over now. (New health bar appears) (The sun is now named 'Sol, Starflame of Regret') (Objectively the greatest piece of classical music ever recorded starts playing).
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
me, walking into the British museum
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
detective: you're a sick son of a bitch, you know it? that bird was your friend of 10, 12 years and you drop a big fuckin boulder on him. wile e. coyote: i swear to god man i didn't think it was gonna work. it never works. oh god. detective: nevada's a death penalty state.
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Joonas Frösen @nostrix.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I think SKALD: Against the Black Priory has made an appearance in humble bundles, and it's a great game.
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Americans think British people are wimps for complaining about the heat. But what you don't realise is that most British houses were actually built in Britain, a cursed island that hates us.
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
You wake up in Britain. Take 1d12 psychic damage.
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Joonas Frösen @nostrix.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Why is he so coquettish, who raised him?
Ginger cat lying on his back. Absolute poser.
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Watching Keir Starmer as Prime Minister is like watching paint dry, except it's one of Hitler's paintings.
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
you, a fool: it's impossible to qualify who has the "best" life, due to the immense complexity of-- me, grabbing the mic: the bear from the bear baiting scene on Game of Thrones demanded frying pans full of whipped cream between every take, and everyone had to applaud him while he ate
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
[reading a book in first person] i dont remember doing any of this
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Joonas Frösen @nostrix.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
My therapist: Kaiju moomin isn't real, it can't hurt you. Meanwhile in Taiwan:
A 20 m tall moomin outside the convention centre in Taiwan.
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 16/03/2024
idk I did see this meme today which made me laugh so hard. lol
the cover of Dune with the title changed to "Paul is Bad" and the cover of the sequel with the title changed to "Ok, I guess I wasn't Clear"
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Joonas Frösen @nostrix.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
jail for father
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ned wolfe is now in Germany @nedlazaruswolfe.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Inside you there are two Finnish icons
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Erin Mills @shallow15.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
A rare outtake.
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Tegan O’Neil @teganoneil5000.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
me, dead and at the gates of Hell: but why I am going to the ninth level, for betrayers? who have I betrayed? a demon, poring over his book: it says here that you made Rodger get up off your lap after he was comfortable. me: I didn’t know that counted. a demon: it’s the main thing we look at.
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Joonas Frösen @nostrix.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Also 'All I've Ever Known', 'Flowers' and 'Epic III' 😭
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 19/04/2024
Guy designing the Nostromo: However many chains you think we need on the ship, double--then triple that number and that's what we'll put in the ship's chain room. Assistant: Yes, sir. And the chains are dry, of course? Designer: You're fired
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 04/01/2026
Okay if you are a Donna Tartt fan, you simply must listen to this. Not only does he nail it, he ALSO DOES HER VOICE. If you are a Heated Rivalry fan but not a Donna Tartt fan this will make absolutely no sense
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D, Hunter of the Dead 💙🌙✨ @dekubrush.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Yeh that’s right I can play Enya with one hand 🖐️
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The Anti-Christ Brosnahan @chrisbrosnahan.com · 18/12/2023
"And Tiny Tim, who did not die" = heartwarming, Christmassy. "And Tiny Tim, who would not die" = sinister, alarming.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
i stand by this statement every year
tweet reading: GAME TRAILER: “Enter a world beyond belief...”

ME: “Yes”

GAME TRAILER: “An adventure like never before...”

ME: “YES”

GAME TRAILER: “Join your friends online”

ME: “I’m out”
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
1825: the sun never sets on the British Empire 2025: without these tiny plastic soldiers our economy collapses
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
it's so funny that Games Workshop went in twenty years from a company that made games you got beaten up in middle school for enjoying to now being the 67th most valuable company in the United Kingdom incredible victory for kids who spent ages 11+ with a crust of super glue on their fingertips
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
4 panel comic

Panel 1: 
Red Guy looking way way too happy yells “Hey Guys! Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?”
Blue Guy next to him calmly says “Shhh”

Panel 2: 
Blue Guy tenderly puts his arms around Red Guy and says “You don’t have to do this”

Panel 3: 
Blue Guy still holds Red Guy tightly and repeats “You don’t have to do this every year”. Red Guy begins to break.

Panel 4: 
Red Guy dissolves into Blue Guy’s embrace, sobbing. He finally feels the weight of Christmas Discourse lifting from his shoulders. He is finally free.
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Joonas Frösen @nostrix.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
That's interesting! Usually cats absolutely hate it (we've lined our TV console with tin foil to stop the cats from jumping on it to paw at the screen).
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Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty] OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food] OSIRIS: you already ate ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad] OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 10/10/2025
me: kierkegaard said the most painful state of being is remembering a future you'll never have unaging sea witch holding me captive in her stony crag amidst the surging tide: you gonna finish that seagull?
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Andrea Mullaney @andreamullaney.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Well I was not expecting BILL NIGHY to be spitting facts today! observer.co.uk/culture/inte...
I have started dating a man who is very nice but does not share my politics. Any advice?
"You just have to get the fuck out of there. What are you thinking? He must be incredibly attractive-looking. I mean, what is it? Is he tall? Does he remind you of your father? There's only two kinds of politics these days, and you can't breathe the same air as the other kind."
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Joonas Frösen @nostrix.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
I saw this last night, walking home, I think we have different guardian spirits...
A blow up hearse and carriage
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Joonas Frösen @nostrix.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Valjean! At last!
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Joonas Frösen @nostrix.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Tässä maassa vitsaus on talot joissa kylpyhuone on ainoastaan alakerrassa kun makuuhuoneet on yläkerrassa. Tai no, yksi lukuisista brittivitsauksista.
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Joonas Frösen @nostrix.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
All three parts of the PFS 1 Ruins of Bonekeep, played them once, ran them three times.
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Arbeitology @arbeitology.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Farage must quite honestly be one of the happiest men on the planet right now. Coming home every day watching everyone fawn over him sayong he isn’t racist, knowing full well he’s been very publicly racist since about the age of 9. He probably laughs like a maniac in bed every night.
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Annie Kelly @annieknk.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
STARMER: hey I'm appointing this close friend of the world's most notorious paedophile to be US ambassador :) BRITISH PRESS: ok :) [One year later] BRITISH PRESS: wait a minute
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I need you to understand what this country feels like right now for those of us who look different. I'm sitting here, trying to plan for Saturday, make sure I don't even need to go to the corner shop for milk, like it's Christmas Day or lockdown. Why? Because I live near where Yaxley-Lennon will 1/
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
“There’s no place for violence in politics“ means nothing when you allow nazism cause by allowing that you invite violence into your politics definitionally. Both in what they call for and what the only response from the people will be when they had enough
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Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.
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