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TruePlayer💫 @trueplayer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
About sums it up!
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it's weird that ai got too dangerous to keep advancing right around the time money got more expensive to borrow
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
a true spectacle
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*NSYNC & Christopher Cross "Sailing" Live at the Blockbuster Awards 1999 (Remastered HD)
YouTube video by Christopher Cross
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Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now
photo of a white truck with the logo for Bob’s BBQ Emporium, which is written in comic sans and has a charming rudimentary illustration of a pig
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The eagle is also smoking a cigarette.
Text image with a checkered background. The text reads, "We ran out of AI prompt credits, but imagine this is a picture of a bald eagle holding a golden sign that says 'Low Prices & Prosperity'." At the bottom, there is an "INFOWARS" logo.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
logging on to the earnest high-info neurotics website every day during the everything going wrong decade: 'you know, the vibes here could be better'
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𝒩𝒾𝒸𝑜𝓁𝒶𝓈 𝒸 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝓎 @nicolascgrey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
techno-optimists befuddled by declining popular support for “the robot that tells you to kill yourself”, “the pervert glasses“, and “the camera network that stalks you”
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ceej @ceej.online · 08/10/2024
don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s raining. you should piss on my head if you want me to believe that
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 22/08/2026
[drunk as hell trying to remember joanna newsom's name] natalie harp
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Staying sane by looking up pictures of dachshunds whose owners have slipped a wooden spoon across their harness to keep them from escaping through gaps in the fence.
Dachshund wearing a wooden spoon across its harness that keeps it from slipping through the bars of the gate at the front of its house
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Texas Republicans doing recruitment for us.
A post from the Comal County (TX) Republican Party:

Democratic Socialists of America

The DSA's mission is to replace capitalism with democratic socialism by shifting economic and political power from corporations and wealthy owners to workers and the public.

Is this what you want for America?
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Diarrhea was one of those words that I could never remember how to spell…but now, thanks to the all-diarrhea all-the-time news cycle, I’ve finally got it committed to memory. There’s an upside to everything I guess, even an outbreak of explosive diarrhea.
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Getting diarrhea like, "Hope this isn't the diarrhea that was on the news"
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Horney's (on Main) Clinton, IN
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
[taking the deepest possible breath] the Dutch East India Company was established in 1602,
headline that says “why is trump hosting a cage fight at the White House” with photo of same
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
another quiet night in gotham. they fixed the bank. theres no way its going to happen again
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Tagesschau Bot @tagesschau.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Das Cum-Cum-Problem der Deutschen Bank #Cum-Cum #DeutscheBank #Ermittlung
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Das Cum-Cum-Problem der Deutschen Bank
Rund 600 Millionen Euro könnte die Deutsche Bank mit womöglich rechtswidrigen Steuergeschäften kassiert haben.
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Barkley: Now, Magritte. I don't like him, Shaq <wheezing>: is it a pipe or not Chuck
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 12/05/2026
The Purcell Principle means it always too late for courts to fix something racist and never too late for states to do something racist
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
7 dollar gas. Well, I guess I'll buy an electric car. Oh those are 60 thousand dollars? Well at least electricity is cheap. Oh the government won't build solar panels because it's "Too transgender"? Well at least wages are going up. Oh the idea of jobs is fake now? Well at least everyone is happ
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Shima Enaga, also known as the Japanese Snow Fairy, which is a subspecies of the long-tailed tit
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 02/05/2026
art should disturb the jagoffs and jack off the disturbed
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Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Yeah, that he's a big time fuckin pedophile
Trump angrily denying he's a pedophile reveals his greatest weakness
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Djinn & Tonic @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Well done sir, they're calling it your best interview yet
Trump mid-speaking in an interview with CBS, caption: "I am not a pedophile"
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Kylee @perfidioussinn.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I feel like Diddy Kong under the effects of the disease
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Amanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
TFW your mom went to the moon, but she came back
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がんぼるぞい®︎ 💪🐶✨borzoiボルゾイ @ganborzoi.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
鼻が大きいボルゾイ。がんぼるぞい。 translation: I'm a Borzoi with a big nose.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
To all who celebrate
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/04/2026
"i could probably pilot a ship through the straight of hormuz" -next big thing 80% of men secretly believe about themselves
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
gowron billboard above a he is risen sign
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
*movie trailer guy voice*
new yorker headline: THIS EASTER, AN AMERICAN POPE CONFRONTS AN AMERICAN WAR
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Me: ok, that's the last straw My manager at the straw mine: great job, let's head back
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barnabus @othersome.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"
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Kaye Ross @kaye.zone · 02/04/2026
GenX won’t shut up about the Challenger explosion but my age cohort has borne the Columbia explosion silently.
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Not one for theories of everything (other than the housing theory of everything, duh), but I do think "we undermined the material basis for patriarchy without destroying its grip on the collective imagination, thereby driving many people insane" is a sort of skeleton key to most of what's happening.
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I’m at ICE HQ
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Democratic consultants: To replicate Mamdani’s success with the young people we must appeal to their short attention spans with memes and TikTok Mamdani (actual quote): In the fifth century in what we now know as Ireland, a British warlord named Coroticus had laid waste to the countryside
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Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I think Venezuela should be allowed to capture our president now
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I love it when a museum has an exhibit that's just a lil guy
An ancient Aztec pot shaped like a crab with extremely goofy eyes and mouth.
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
weird name but i guess it worked
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Mel Andrews @bayesianboy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Ted Chiang responds to the article going around that asks if the left is missing out on AI: “I don’t know. Is the left missing out on ICE?”
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
#5 Goldfinger (1964) - “No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die” is undoubtedly the most famous line delivered by a villain in the entire franchise, in this instance uttered by the gold-obsessed Auric Goldfinger, made all the more potent by Bond’s famous retort: “Fuck you, you piece of shit.”
Auric Goldfinger taunts a restrained Bond laying on a laser table
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Andy Richter @andyrichter.co · 09/03/2026
Pretty sure the Kool-Aid man stayed in this hotel room once
In a hotel room, a brick wall that has obviously had a huge hole repaired
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Lol nice gyre dude. You widening that shit?
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a team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I rebuke Founder Mindset weed. That’s not weed that’s homework
THE WORLD'S FIRST PRECISION CANNABIS
SIX PRECISE EXPERIENCES IN 20 MINUTES OR LESS
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The Sacramento Bee @sacbee.com · 02/03/2026
Cable started as an anchor for the station in 1969.
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Longtime News10 anchor Dick Cable, on Sacramento TV for 29 years, dies at 89
Cable started as an anchor for the station in 1969.
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