Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 1h🛰Satle #248 5/6 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟩⬜ satle.ca www.maptap.gg October 1 99🔥 100🎯 100🎯 91👑 88🎉 Final score: 936 010
Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026🛰Satle #355 3/6 🟥🟥🟩⬜⬜⬜ satle.ca www.maptap.gg September 29 94🏅 100🎯 97🔥 96🔥 100🎯 Final score: 976 000
Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026🛰Satle #337 3/6 🟥🟥🟩⬜⬜⬜ satle.ca www.maptap.gg September 28 97🔥 77😁 93🏆 80✨ 84😁 Final score: 852 000
Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026@brittneybush.bsky.social I just saw you on the Jumbotron 120
Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026🛰Satle #384 3/6 🟥🟥🟩⬜⬜⬜ satle.ca www.maptap.gg September 27 97🔥 95🏅 99🔥 95🏅 92🏆 Final score: 951 000
Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Starts with a stupid Nouhou turnover and him jogging back btw 120
Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“Nouhou has some things to work on” is sort of like saying “Mary Lincoln isn’t a fan of the theater” 0111
Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026That was the best attacking sequence I’ve seen from the Sounders in a full calendar year lol 1240
Reposted by Mark KastnerSounder at Heart @sounderatheart.com · 27/09/2026Tifo by @weareecs.bsky.social honoring former co-president Tom Biro. 110015
Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026🛰Satle #312 2/6 🟥🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ satle.ca www.maptap.gg September 26 100🎯 93🏆 100🎯 89🎉 94🏅 Final score: 942 010
Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My grocery delivery texts are getting a lot more threatening 160
Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026🛰Satle #239 4/6 🟥🟥🟥🟩⬜⬜ satle.ca www.maptap.gg September 25 100🎯 100🎯 79👏 85🎓 86🎓 Final score: 871maptap.gg 000
Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026More like Jordan Love’s to give the ball to the other team! 030
Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Jordan Love is the Hillary Clinton of QBs. Nothing is ever her fault 100
Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026🛰Satle #247 2/6 🟥🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ satle.ca www.maptap.gg September 24 100🎯 96🔥 100🎯 99🎯 80🤗 Final score: 933 010
Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Nouhou is going to beg for the opportunity to take every free kick until 2043 now because of that, btw 0160
Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Dunny is so, so close to some self realization about Nouhou but we’ll see if he gets there. 1202
Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026During the Sounders 13 match winless run in the league, they’ve only scored 4 first half goals. 2140
Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Maybe we’re like 30-40 Nouhou turnovers away from having the coach considering that he isn’t the most undroppable player on planet earth 240
Reposted by Mark Kastnerian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Your outie knows that Nouhou is not a “dynamic attacking presence on the left” 1172
Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’m convinced every announcer and color commentator that works for Apple TV stopped processing new information in 2019. I bet it’s part of some cross-promotional season between MLS and Severance or something 1230
Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Me seeing the attendance at the Sounders game: damn that’s crazy, but thank god Adrian is saving money on transfer fees! 0110
Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I’m at the airport a lot and I use public transit a lot, so I understand my exposure to using an escalator is probably disproportionate, but I am actually shocked how few people understand the “stand to the right” rule. 0170
Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026🛰Satle #282 1/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ satle.ca Made a very funny zooming mistake at the end. www.maptap.gg September 22 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 99🎯 71😂 Final score: 910 120
Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026🛰Satle #269 4/6 🟥🟥🟥🟩⬜⬜ satle.ca www.maptap.gg September 21 100🎯 97🔥 96🔥 100🎯 100🎯 Final score: 989 010
Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I guess you could say Lisandro Martínez's really butchered that one 010
Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026🛰Satle #277 2/6 🟥🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ satle.ca www.maptap.gg September 20 99🎯 94🏅 93🏆 81✨ 54🤫 Final score: 784 000
Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Stephen Warnock is an exhausting bag of hot air. Shut up, man. 190
Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026🛰Satle #265 4/6 🟥🟥🟥🟩⬜⬜ satle.ca www.maptap.gg September 19 100🎯 90👑 100🎯 80🤗 98🎯 Final score: 924 000
Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026🛰Satle #342 4/6 🟥🟥🟥🟩⬜⬜ satle.ca www.maptap.gg September 18 99🎯 98🎯 99🎯 98🔥 91👑 Final score: 962 010
Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Wellesley was a system general and you can't convince me otherwise. Put him on any other team in any other era and he's a nobody. His team was staked and playing against farmers 2100
Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 17/09/2026🛰Satle #329 5/6 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟩⬜ satle.ca Hmmmmmmmmmmm www.maptap.gg September 17 99🎯 98🔥 99🎯 100🎯 100🎯 Final score: 995 110
Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 17/09/2026A Kash Patel theory I’ve had for awhile is that he’s actually experiencing the same thing as Tom Hanks’ character in Big. He is a 12 yr old boy trapped in the FBI director’s body. He talks about everything like it’s a book report on a book he didn’t read. 1283
