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@nomansguy.bsky.social
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national park enthusiast, bloodborne pvp champion based on my own metrics

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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 20/09/2026
I would simply like to live my quiet little life as a trans woman and buy fruit and sing and walk my dog and wave to my neighbors and watch movies and use restrooms without being the subject of a culture “war” where both political parties agree I’m a disgusting freak who doesn’t deserve civil rights
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don't think people really understand the psychic impact of knowing that multiple times a day every day your friends, family, coworkers, neighbors, and everyone who could ever have any power over you is being flooded with agitprop designed to make them hate you
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/09/2026
"no one wants a folding phone" no, they didnt want a folding android phone "no one needs a folding phone" yes, but they will buy an apple folding phone accept these as facts now or you will inevitably make yourself insane when they sell lots of these
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Yuri Gnu @yurignu.com · 08/09/2026
loving the new look
Link in the new Ocarina of Time remake and totally not Elizabeth Holmes looking completely normal on the new You Can See Everything documentary
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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
When the NHS talk about “concerns regarding referral appropriateness” they mean they want cis people to have more control over our bodies. But I take the much simpler stance that if someone wants to change sex that’s their business. Like abortion or fertility help it should be fast and on demand.
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jamie loftus @jamieloftus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
babe are you okay? you've barely drank from your four-font "YAY! SAME Penis FOREVER" mug
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I wrote about the triumph of Doing Your Own Research and the stupid, nasty thing that is replacing some very recent history in real time. defector.com/were-just-go...
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We're Just Going To Keep Doing 2020 Again Until All The Wrong Stuff Is True | Defector
In a bunch of ways, there is no real percentage in remembering what things were actually like during the worst years of the COVID-19 pandemic. Beyond all the uncertainty and suffering and death, there...
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 28/07/2026
A lot of people are going to lose all their shit because of X Money and it's important to remember that all of them can be laughed at
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 24/07/2026
Has anyone else noticed that futures made of virtual insanity now always seem to be governed by this love we have for useless twisting of their new technology
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The state of dew releases
r/mountaindew 1d
The state of Dew releases right now is an absolute joke.
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 30/06/2026
My god, they aren't targeting trans people just to get at other people. They are targeting trans people to target trans people. And they are targeting other people. We don't just exist as a warning for the rest of you, fuck me.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
There should be a social group called Friends of Garfield where men eat lasagna together
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Penny Parker @snapcube.gay · 26/06/2026
the only way to survive anymore is to not give a shit about video game graphics
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juniper @nomansguy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I am a little bit of an LLM apologist but nothing any AI model can do is remotely worth the fucking insane consumer electronics price increases. Tear this shit down I don’t care anymore
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❦ emmy ❦ @princewife.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
they should make pride month last for like 12 months and also every woman should be a lesbian
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one.
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brie skull emoji @brie-skull-emoji.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
the simple fact of the matter is that conservatives don't want trans children to have any autonomy because children having autonomy is a threat to the conservative goal of being able to freely rape children
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Reminder to heed the onion
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Evan Narcisse @evnarc.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
This is all I can muster at the moment
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A Fanfare for Black People
Goodbye to one of the greatest musicians ever
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 15/05/2026
9pm: yawning 2:12am: time to become a scholar on uncontacted tribes
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Went from being like “this is stupid” to “as always, Karl Urban makes a good point”
Culture Crave
@culturecrave.... • 38m
Karl Urban when asked what the worst superpower is:
"Any dude with a bow and arrow"
(via pedestriandaily)
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He made note that Legolas would not be included in this:
"He's not a superhero, just a really capable elf"
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 27/04/2026
The controversial weed killer Roundup is now being deployed in private and public forests at record rates. We go inside the secret plan that helped make it possible.
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We are bombarding America’s forests with Roundup
Scientists are wary of glyphosate. MAHA loathes it. And our investigation shows California is spraying it everywhere.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 22/04/2026
Brianna Wu get therapy challenge impossible
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juniper @nomansguy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
dark souls 3
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I think Meg White is a good drummer just by the standards of being a good drummer but I think she’s an exceptional drummer by the standards of having her extremely strange husband come home one day and say that they were starting a band and had to dress alike and also she’s his sister now
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Daily bunny no.3285 made it home safely
Bunnies in a raft pull up next to a spaceship capsule, which has just splashed down and is floating in the open sea. Visible in the capsule, two bunnies wave at the ones in the boat.
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
MELANIA: You want me. Out of nowheres. To remind every one. Of my best friend, and child sex monster. Jeffrey Epstein?? (squints evilly) NATHAN FIELDER: (voice over) The First Lady loved my idea.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
ICE loves hurting and killing women.
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ISS Piss Tracker @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
when you're not a morning person but you get a morning person job, everyone tells you you'll get used to waking up early but i'm here to tell you that's a fat fucking lie
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juniper @nomansguy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
What the fuck are we doing here man
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juniper @nomansguy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
So are we all dead or
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juniper @nomansguy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
today in order to beat back the immense fear gnawing at every fiber of my being I am going to trade my beat up 3ds for Pokémon cards and eat a gas station burrito
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
and folks we’re going to break that seventh seal of aryxylan the destroyer and we’re going to be doing it better than anyone has ever done before. theyre saying no one can break the seventh seal but folks we’re going to do it and it’s going to make your head spin
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/04/2026
why the hell would we put windows 11 in space
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juniper @nomansguy.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Trans day of stuffing it all back in and trying to live the most low profile inauthentic life you can because you’re scared of being murdered
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Might be the greatest opening paragraph of anything ever.
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 24/03/2026
Tim Sweeney lucked into a generational hit in Fortnite and he spent all that money trying to beat Valve at their own game and failing, and then trying to beat Apple in court and failing
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
the Red Hot Chili Peppers had these incredibly talented, thoughtful musicians and also a lead singer constantly yelling "lickity split with my kung fu chicken / met a freaky girl for some freakity lickin"
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onion person @junlper.beer · 21/03/2026
hello meet my based 20 year old adult child that orders milk at sushi restaurants
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
the problem with “iPad babies” is the babies are looking at stupid bullshit on the iPads. give a baby an iPad with Deadwood on it and see what happens
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I consider these guys to be the more serious Weezer with everything both good and terrible that such a title represents
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
were back to calling vomit "Throw up" . like "look at that pile of throw up over there" or " my ass is covered in throw up"
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Giles Wilkes @gilesyb.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Someone needs to send an ambulance to X
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
no. bad
cat getting squirted with a spray bottle
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