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@nomansguy.bsky.social
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national park enthusiast, bloodborne pvp champion based on my own metrics

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 20/09/2026
I would simply like to live my quiet little life as a trans woman and buy fruit and sing and walk my dog and wave to my neighbors and watch movies and use restrooms without being the subject of a culture “war” where both political parties agree I’m a disgusting freak who doesn’t deserve civil rights
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juniper @nomansguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
so she took the short walk for tired old ladies as though she was a spritely baby puppy?
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juniper @nomansguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
this entire year my timeline has vacillated rapidly between “will stancil is so back” and “will stancil is so over” and the entire time i have repeated the same refrain: the man is a goober
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juniper @nomansguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
and the cognitive dissonance between “i am not responsible for pollution, the billionaires and industries are” and “if you use any kind of AI you are PERSONALLY melting all the glaciers on earth FUCK YOU”
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don't think people really understand the psychic impact of knowing that multiple times a day every day your friends, family, coworkers, neighbors, and everyone who could ever have any power over you is being flooded with agitprop designed to make them hate you
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juniper @nomansguy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
would Brendan Carr use one of these?
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/09/2026
"no one wants a folding phone" no, they didnt want a folding android phone "no one needs a folding phone" yes, but they will buy an apple folding phone accept these as facts now or you will inevitably make yourself insane when they sell lots of these
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Yuri Gnu @yurignu.com · 08/09/2026
loving the new look
Link in the new Ocarina of Time remake and totally not Elizabeth Holmes looking completely normal on the new You Can See Everything documentary
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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
When the NHS talk about “concerns regarding referral appropriateness” they mean they want cis people to have more control over our bodies. But I take the much simpler stance that if someone wants to change sex that’s their business. Like abortion or fertility help it should be fast and on demand.
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juniper @nomansguy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A chiropractor fucked up my back and now I live with chronic pain and 3 herniated discs ♡
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jamie loftus @jamieloftus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
babe are you okay? you've barely drank from your four-font "YAY! SAME Penis FOREVER" mug
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juniper @nomansguy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I remember playing it at the time, enjoying it a fair bit, then playing Cyberpunk for the first time, trying to go back to Starfield and immediately realizing how fucking weird it was
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juniper @nomansguy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
this is a soyjak image. unimaginable untapped potential here for someone to sloppily trace over it
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I wrote about the triumph of Doing Your Own Research and the stupid, nasty thing that is replacing some very recent history in real time. defector.com/were-just-go...
defector.com
We're Just Going To Keep Doing 2020 Again Until All The Wrong Stuff Is True | Defector
In a bunch of ways, there is no real percentage in remembering what things were actually like during the worst years of the COVID-19 pandemic. Beyond all the uncertainty and suffering and death, there...
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 28/07/2026
A lot of people are going to lose all their shit because of X Money and it's important to remember that all of them can be laughed at
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juniper @nomansguy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Not even a sacrifice. No effort required. The bare minimum easiest possible thing. And yet imagine the beauty of what could come after
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juniper @nomansguy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
not sure if it’s because becoming masculine is more desirable or what but yes this bothers me
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 24/07/2026
Has anyone else noticed that futures made of virtual insanity now always seem to be governed by this love we have for useless twisting of their new technology
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juniper @nomansguy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This is not only an extremely disingenuous reading of the concept, it is also an extremely unhinged thing to say in general lmao. This is Fox News tier shit
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The state of dew releases
r/mountaindew 1d
The state of Dew releases right now is an absolute joke.
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND
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juniper @nomansguy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
people are rightfully angry at our tech feudal lords and their flagrant disregard for our rights and privacy but at the same time people are getting a little bit Reactionary about technology
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 30/06/2026
My god, they aren't targeting trans people just to get at other people. They are targeting trans people to target trans people. And they are targeting other people. We don't just exist as a warning for the rest of you, fuck me.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
There should be a social group called Friends of Garfield where men eat lasagna together
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juniper @nomansguy.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
sable opted for the Faläfël and I went for the meätbälls
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juniper @nomansguy.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I reply to this specifically to say that I was a moron and this album slaps unbelievably hard
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Penny Parker @snapcube.gay · 26/06/2026
the only way to survive anymore is to not give a shit about video game graphics
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juniper @nomansguy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
unfortunately I have a sinking feeling they’re just going to be turned into mega-prisons instead
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juniper @nomansguy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I am a little bit of an LLM apologist but nothing any AI model can do is remotely worth the fucking insane consumer electronics price increases. Tear this shit down I don’t care anymore
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juniper @nomansguy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I will hold onto my 16” M1 Pro until it disintegrates into a fine metallic powder
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❦ emmy ❦ @princewife.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
they should make pride month last for like 12 months and also every woman should be a lesbian
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juniper @nomansguy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
God that was so awesome. I wanna go back to my teenage self in those years, grab her by the shoulders and shake her, and say “stop worrying about transphobia and being yourself right now you have NO idea what’s coming”
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one.
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brie skull emoji @brie-skull-emoji.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
the simple fact of the matter is that conservatives don't want trans children to have any autonomy because children having autonomy is a threat to the conservative goal of being able to freely rape children
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Reminder to heed the onion
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Evan Narcisse @evnarc.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
This is all I can muster at the moment
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A Fanfare for Black People
Goodbye to one of the greatest musicians ever
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juniper @nomansguy.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
they brought him the coffee of fear and desperation
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juniper @nomansguy.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I’ve got a bone to pick with the first motherfucker who ever fashioned a stone tool
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juniper @nomansguy.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
hope u got that shit w custom heated seats and leather interior
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juniper @nomansguy.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Try this one on for size: the world is a warm and beautiful place that humanity stubbornly insists upon making into a cruel and stupid dogshit hell
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 15/05/2026
9pm: yawning 2:12am: time to become a scholar on uncontacted tribes
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juniper @nomansguy.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
You will never find a better or more soothing thing to idly do with your hands
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juniper @nomansguy.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I just sit and watch for the nozzle swaps on my X2D. feels insane
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juniper @nomansguy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I just feel like this at this point
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Went from being like “this is stupid” to “as always, Karl Urban makes a good point”
Culture Crave
@culturecrave.... • 38m
Karl Urban when asked what the worst superpower is:
"Any dude with a bow and arrow"
(via pedestriandaily)
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culturecrave.co • 26s
He made note that Legolas would not be included in this:
"He's not a superhero, just a really capable elf"
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juniper @nomansguy.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I am both nostalgic for it and deeply dismayed
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 27/04/2026
The controversial weed killer Roundup is now being deployed in private and public forests at record rates. We go inside the secret plan that helped make it possible.
motherjones.com
We are bombarding America’s forests with Roundup
Scientists are wary of glyphosate. MAHA loathes it. And our investigation shows California is spraying it everywhere.
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juniper @nomansguy.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
You’re always posting right after I’ve eaten Taco Bell. I find this odd
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juniper @nomansguy.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Frankly I also just find it pathetic that so many people spend so much of their time curating and fretting over these lists. The US government one is useful, there are plenty for seeding out right wing accounts and generally unpleasant people, but so many of these are just “wrongthink” lists
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