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Phil Jones' body double @philsbodydouble.bsky.social · 15h

They have a problem with Burnham's jogging outfit? Might I remind them of this horror they unleashed upon us?

Nev Fountain @nevfountain.bsky.social · 12h

Anyone got the old Robo Hunter Titan books? Was there a strange effect on some of the pages, that looked like a child colouring in the laser blasts with a red pen? It's to settle an argument.

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Nev Fountain @nevfountain.bsky.social · 18h

So TV pulls stuff from their services, so people don't have the option to watch them at all, and at the same time provides inadequate warnings for the stuff they're actually showing that guarantees people get traumatised. 'Sexual content' is a flash of boob/willy. It is NOT attempted rape. JTS.

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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Is it because they cost a wanktwillion quid, your neighbours will be equally money-grubbing bastards always banging on about house prices, and you'll wake up every morning living in a noisy, smelly, angry rats nest? I haven't read it, so this is just a guess. www.theguardian.com/money/2026/o...

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‘People are deserting it’: why are London mansions struggling to sell?

For decades, the capital’s house prices raced ahead of the national average – but now they are falling in prime areas

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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

the story about the ULEZ bomber, a white bloke in his 60s, still isn’t on the front page of the BBC News when it feels like quite a big story about online radicalisation & violence

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Ivan @hellothisisivan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I think it’s great they make traffic cones just for goth students to steal

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Brynley Heaven @brynleyheaven.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Vera told the robot: "If you mention Vera Lynn or Winston Churchill once, your plug is coming right out. Have you got that? I was twenty in 1972"

bbc.co.uk

Meet Robert the robot looking after Vera, 74, in her own home

At least a thousand people across England use the droids, health tech company Cera says.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm sure the decision to hold Danny Tommo on remand will soon be reversed, now that a couple of dozen knobbly-kneed wife beaters in nonce bonnets have walked under an arch.

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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 01/10/2026

"The catch is that the Trump administration is reportedly considering paying for the change by redirecting some of the money that now helps low-income parents pay for childcare." There's always a catch. ICYMI @citizencohn.bsky.social:

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How to Mess Up Childcare. Brought to You by Trump.

A proposal the administration is preparing comes just as left and right were finding some common ground.

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Jonny Morris @jonnymorris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

When approached for comment, the Gas Board replied, "I'm sorry, but this really has got nothing do with us."

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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

In my early 20s I had an affair with a married woman almost 20 years older than me that I worked with. The sex was mind blowing but has ruined every other relationship I've had since as nothing has lived up to what we did together.

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David Higham @oldtrotter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

We have a real fight on our hands ...... to spread our message of hate and division. Good 👍

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Burnham speaks better than Starmer, he comes across better than Starmer, he connects with people better than Starmer.

That makes him a lot more dangerous than Starmer. Let's be honest - we have a real fight on our hands.

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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"I left Britain because of Low Traffic Neighbourhoods" said nobody genuinely ever. The Telegraph scours the globe for anyone of notable net worth who recently moved and asking them for a list of pet peeves out of which they pick the one that serves the Telegraph "capital flight" narrative best.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026

Area Dad Sure Knows A Lot About Local Weather Woman theonion.com/area-dad-sure-knows-a-…

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The byline left up there like a head on a spike outside a castle

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Nino Cipri @ninocipri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

By 40, you should have a shirt you can’t bear to throw out, an animal you over-identify with, a bad 90s movie that makes you weep due to unresolved issues with a parent, an apotropaic charm to ward off The Curse, inexplicable memory lapses, blood on your hands, so much blood, & shoes w/ arch support

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Jim Pickard @pickardje.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

as a satire on so-called late stage capitalism how could one beat investors pouring a trillion into a company offering to wipe out humankind

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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I mean, I’m not being funny but it would be just my fucking luck if I followed “graduated in the middle of a recession” and “tried to get a mortgage the week of the 08 financial crisis” with “became a pensioner when they finally scrapped the triple lock”.

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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Google earth has updated its satellite images of Gaza. The destruction is almost incomprehensible.

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

*mid-eulogy, looking down at casket* you’ve read your last free article

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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

What’s sauce for the goose etc. The ad slogan for Shredded Wheat in the 1980s was ‘bet you can’t eat 3’ which was pretty audacious, you didn’t have ads for Kronenbourg saying ‘Bet you can’t drink 10’.

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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

'Have you got a copy of Fly Tipping by RAF Fairford? You do? Oh that's wonderful. My name? Fairford. RAF Fairford.'

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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

As parents, we're not supposed to have a favourite child. However, when making chocolate spread sandwiches I always put more spread in the one I'm going to give my daughter. Don't feel bad in the slightest, she doesn't play up as much as my son does.

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Gavin Alexander @gavin83bay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Quite an achievement to get the man's name wrong twice in the same post.

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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

GF changed her perfume and I didn't notice and she got miffed and I pretended to have anosmia and she asked what's that and I said my nose can't smell and it's been 6 years of living that lie so far and we're been married for 4 of them.

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ah yes the circle of life

• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm

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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 26/09/2026

"If this is correct, then we have an assload of consequences rushing downriver toward us, right now. Most of them are not very nice. But there is a silver lining: Donald Trump is going to get absolutely dump-trucked."

lnk.thebulwark.com

Trump’s Forever War Is Sucking the Life Out of Him

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

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Richard J @preachypreach.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This would make sense if the Falklands were 2 miles off the Argentinian coast and not 300

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Kate from Kharkiv @kateinkharkiv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This is a 29-year-old journalist, Mariya Yizhvenko, she was killed in a Russian strike on a business center in Kyiv yesterday 💔🕯 Her death was shared by her husband, combat medic Danylo Yivzhenko, and her former colleague Oleksandra Nekrashchuk.

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Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I didn't hear anything about this incident but wow this is fucking horrible. I increasingly feel like being able to publicly share our immediate reaction so easily is not good for us. That dopamine hit of self-righteousness seems to override critical thought, empathy, everything.

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Nev Fountain @nevfountain.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It really burns, them using the sound effects for 'The Invasion of Time' while obviously having a bigger budget.

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The Dobson Family and Colin the Dalek @dobbersw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"Micro-retirement"? I'm fairly sure most people still call them a holiday, including Gen Z.

An article that states, "A new trend is emerging among GenZ career professionals called 'Micro Retirements' Micro retirements involve taking a one or two week break from work every 12 to 18 months.

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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026

I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility

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Mark Donaldson @markdonaldson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Full, possibly last, Strange New Words tomorrow but I think I've figured out why season 4 leaves me cold. With all the dressing up as different genres and forms even the recognisably "Star Trek" episodes feel like they're "playing" Star Trek. There's no boundary pushing, no new stories to tell.

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 25/09/2026

Wish they'd do another series of True Detectorists

True Detectorists, starring Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson as Andy and Lance

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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You have to get a very long way through this BBC report before you learn which party runs the council which took the decision to close all these nurseries www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

bbc.co.uk

South Tyneside Council nursery closures decision 'devastating'

Councillors confirm that all 10 Stanley's nurseries in South Tyneside will close by July 2027.

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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Just read someone describe those balaclava-clad goons in the nonsensical protests as wearing ‘nonce-bonnets’.

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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Still laughing at “nonce bonnets”.

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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.

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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 25/09/2026

The last time a president went to Andrews to welcome a foreign leader was on April 27, 1962, when John F. Kennedy welcomed the elected leader of our closest ally, British Prime Minister Harold Macmillan.

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Trump Kowtows to China

He rolled out the red carpet . . . literally.

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Cliff Chapman VO @cliffchapman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

General Smythe, what news from the 1917 zone?

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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026

Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit theonion.com/xi-jinping-impressed-w…

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