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Phil Jones' body double @philsbodydouble.bsky.social · 8h
🎶 You throw your left leg out, your left leg out. Out, out, out , out, you shake it all about. You do the Hokey Cokey, and you turn around. That's what it's all about! Whoaaaaaaah, the Hokey Cokey🎶
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Donald Trump's Signature Dance Moves
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Kathy Love @kathylove.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Children, some as young as 2. Barely able to walk. Alone, unsupported, utterly out of their depth, taken from their parents, scared to death. *Children!* The US has turned into an utterly despicable country.
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Emma Monk @monkemma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🧵 As front-page headlines go, this has to be one of the most misleading I've seen in a long time It's an out-and-out lie But notice the trick they use to get away with it...👀 *They're* not lying - they're just quoting someone else who is👍🏻 In this case, the leader of the opposition🙄 1/33
Daily Express headline:

"More Freedoms Handed to New Arrivals than British Citizens"

Above an image of Kemi Badenoch

All with a Monk Debunked stamp on top
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Paul Eric @pauleric70.bsky.social · 14h
MAGA 😎
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Jacob Öberg @profjacob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🚨🚨 #brexit polling points to people thinking the #UK should have a closer relationship with the #EU. Fine but the problem with this type of polling (to also get some political imperative) is that the questions are too vaguely formulated. First, what is the meaning of a "closer relationship"?
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Phil Jones' body double @philsbodydouble.bsky.social · 14h
😂
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 15h
“Morally binding” “Police yourselves” lol ok
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Mickey Kuhns @mickeykuhns.bsky.social · 22h
Imagine being so afraid of this pathetic fucking corpse that Republicans will crawl over broken glass, swallow their own dignity, and defend literally anything that dribbles out of that diseased fucking mouth.
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Chris Grey @chrisgrey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And recall: “one piece of evidence of failure [of Brexit] would be if we are still debating this in five- or six-years’ time in the same way. I think [if] it is to succeed it needs to settle in the British polity.” David Frost (2022). Pretty clear we now have that evidence of failure.
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Joël Reland @jreland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What's that Andy? You want to look at the different options for the UK's relationship with the EU? If only someone had set them out already... ukandeu.ac.uk/introducing-...
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Dejan Pantic @serbianism.com · 29/09/2026
Russia's vassal states are lunatic asylums.
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paulusthewoodgnome @paulusthewoodgnome.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yesterday we had Liam Halligan, the current director of the Centre for Policy Studies. Today we have Alys Denby, former deputy editor of CapX which is owned the Centre for Policy Studies. Small world... #politicslive bsky.app/profile/paul...
Aly Denby on Politics LiveTransparify thinktank website rating Centre for Policy Studies as "Highly Opaque"
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Phil Jones' body double @philsbodydouble.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FFS, this is NOT normal people. In what other country is it normal for a PM / President to call an emergency cabinet meeting to let them know what dramatic decisions he has taken - on his own - that will decide the faith of the country for decades, a couple of hours before publicly announcing them.
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Kathy Love @kathylove.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
‘why should capital be free to go where it wants for profit, but labour - the only thing most people have - is tied to the land like serfs’. Such an important point. I’ve thought for a long time that there is a class element to opposition to FOM of people.
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Niall Ó Conghaile @nialloconghaile.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Those on inefficiencies make us poorer and what we're working against b) because why should capital be free to go where it wants for profit, but labour - the only thing most people have - is tied to the land like serfs c) because believe in giving people the freedom to choose their own destiny 6
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Black folks don’t hang themselves from trees.
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Ren Zelen @renzelen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Doesn’t Burnham have more pressing issues to deal with? What was this nonsense? Football fans can have a beer anytime they want in the grounds, just not taken into the stands. Can you imagine the showers of beer over everyone whenever a goal was scored? Silly man.
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Tony Yates @t0nyyates.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mahmood's comment makes sense if either 1) there is a fixed pie of labour and stuff and people who come here mean less pie for others [false] or 2) British workers and the young just don't want people coming here - ie racism. This might be true of some but it's not universally true.
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Cath RN, PhD @headdoc35.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 28/09/2026
Trump: Sleepy Joe Biden, have you heard of him? *a few moments later* Trump: 😴😴😴
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Knitting Cat @dameknittingcat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Phil Jones' body double @philsbodydouble.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"We've put through oppressive & authoritarian legislation that criminalises grannies and vicars by mistake." #Labour
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If I never hear from Sharon Graham, ever again, it will be several months too soon. She is typical of the intellectual dishonesty plaguing this country, which demands radical change, but objects to anything actually changing.
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Phil Jones' body double @philsbodydouble.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Looks like Bryant hasn't learned from Sunak, when he made the same hallelujah speech re Northern Ireland and its supercalifragilisticexpialidocious access to both the EU SM & Sovereign UK SM. If only the rest of the UK had that same access. Ah well, never mind. Red lines. Fecking idiots.
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Joris Luyendijk @jorisluyendijk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Als jihadisten deden wat Rusland nu doet in Oekraine snapte iedereen meteen: terrorisme! Want dat is het. Gelukkig zijn er genoeg Europeanen die Oekraine steunen, met soms een uitschieter. Anoniem gedoneerd! Weer 300 wezen die de winter minder hoeven vrezen. Donaties: whydonate.com/fundraising/...
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Ambabheg @ambabheg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Archiecture - dancing houses, Amsterdam #weeklychallengeSM
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026
This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose
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Phil Jones' body double @philsbodydouble.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ah, those Sunlit Brexit Britain Hospital Bed Lands. Onwards to victory!
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Kent hospital declares critical incident as all beds are full
East Kent Hospitals University NHS Foundation Trust said there was an ‘ongoing and exceptional demand for hospital services’ and warned those wanting to attend A&E they faced an ‘extremely long wait’
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 28/09/2026
Trump speaks to reporters after exiting Air Force One as he returns from Medinah, Illinois, at Joint Base Andrews, Maryland, US, September 27, 2026. REUTERS/Nathan Howard
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Phil Jones' body double @philsbodydouble.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I would like to say I'm shocked, but I am not shocked at all.
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Niall Ó Conghaile @nialloconghaile.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The horrific stench of Anglocentricism and #ExtrawurstGroßbritannien off this from Matt Kelly on The Two Matts pod. Supposed pro-European says UK will never join Europe that has freedom of movement. Okay then, don't. Let's move on. FoM is a key part of the attraction for Britons A 🧵
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Phil Jones' body double @philsbodydouble.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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The Green Party of England & Wales @greenparty.org.uk · 25/09/2026
Hey Jonathan Reynolds.. we've found a few...
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Phil Jones' body double @philsbodydouble.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You know what really causes "uncertainty"? Some Labour ministers and sources claiming one thing, and other claiming the exact opposite. Get your act together, muppets. Also, screw you all to hell.
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Phil Jones' body double @philsbodydouble.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"The shortages underline how precarious the health service’s supply chains for basic medicines have become in recent years as a result of trade disputes, global conflict and manufacturing problems." For some really weird reason, Brexit isn't mentioned in this article. At all.
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Hospitals in England hit by shortages of common drugs such as paracetamol
NHS trusts also report disruption to supplies last winter of co-codamol and blood pressure medication ramipril
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Paul Eric @pauleric70.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just going to leave this here👏👏👏
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"so my job is to create that fairness. In our immigration system" lmao we dealt with *ten* home secretaries and never once saw any of this "fairness". and some of the worst nonsense we experienced was under mahmood. this is what i like to call a massive lie
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Phil Jones' body double @philsbodydouble.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
WTF????
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Phil Jones' body double @philsbodydouble.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Because in the UK car is king, and public transport and shock horror cycling is for losers. Vroom vroom, brah brah.
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Dr Farbod @emergencybod.medsky.social · 29/09/2026
Al Jazeera did a lovely summary of the Manchester City cheating scandal.
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Phil Jones' body double @philsbodydouble.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Steve Martin's Confused 'No Idea' Reaction
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Graham Simpson @grahambs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
More evidence of Russian meddling in British politics including Brexit.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 28/09/2026
Punching the services sector in the crotch over and over again until it gives up and magically returns to me the glorious era of mass manufacturing employment I mostly invented and automation has forever replaced.
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It will never not be wild to me that the Russians attacked Keir Starmer's home, successfully spread falsehoods about Starmer's love life, and this didn't changed British politics and British political elite behaviour *at all*.
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David Henig @davidheniguk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Define a "stronger, deeper partnership"
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Steve Peers @stevepeers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cheers, Nigel Farage is crying now
Headline: men arrested near RAF airbase are UK citizens from London
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
US social media companies are interfering in the Brazilian elections in favour of the Far Right’s Flávio Bolsonaro. Meta is the latest. It’s just blocked the campaign account of President Lula in the final stretch of the election.
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Meta restringe la cuenta de Lula y su partido alerta por posible injerencia extranjera
De cara a las elecciones en Brasil, Lula enfrenta a Meta por restringir su cuenta mientras su partido alerta por posible injerencia extranjera.
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Phil Jones' body double @philsbodydouble.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Brexit World is about to shrink. Onwards to victory!
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Phil Jones' body double @philsbodydouble.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“There is no way forward for Andy Burnham if he doesn’t genuinely embrace the people of Wigan, and that means no rejoining the EU under any circumstances." - Glasman "It’s in our interest not to let Ukraine join the EU." - also Glasman. Glasman should f off to Reform. F*** him and his ilk.
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