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Dan 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

@namesusedup.bsky.social
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He/him, 41. Married to the most awesome lady I’ve ever met. Chess enjoyer and newish gym goer. Not as funny as I think I am.

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Dan 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @namesusedup.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Dan 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @namesusedup.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Priorities right?! Those pancakes aren’t going to order themselves…
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Dan 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @namesusedup.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Right team Bluesky, I’ve knackered both my ankle and elbow in recent months but I need to stop using them as an excuse and get back on the strength training. Anyone got any tips on getting out of bed at 5am to get my ass to the gym? #fitnesssky #gymsky
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You’re laughing? A coyote runs into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and you’re laughing
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Dan 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @namesusedup.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wow, has it really been that long since I’ve been on here?! What did I miss?! 😉
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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Happy 10 year anniversary of the best mic drop on Twitter. Hard to believe it’s been so long! Congrats @astrokatie.com

Katie Mack @AstroKatie
16h
Honestly climate change scares the heck out of me and it makes me so sad to see what we're losing because of it.

Gary P Jackson (RAT) @gary4205
@AstroKatie Maybe you should learn some actual SCIENCE then, and stop listening to the criminals pushing the #GlobalWarming SCAM!

Katie Mack @AstroKatie
@gary4205 | dunno, man, I already went and got a PhD in astrophysics.
Seems like more than that would be overkill at this point.
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
4 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. Panel: Two aliens look through the window of a house. One of them goes, "This must be the alpha species of the planet." 2. Panel: They present an alien gift to an orange cat who sits on the top of a couch and say "We come in peace." 3. Panel: The alien gift sits next to the cat who looks at the it. 4. Panel: The cat pushes the gift off the couch.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Thomson Reuters, which owns news agency Reuters, has signed a $125M deal giving ICE access to its databases of personal data. USA Today has partnered with Palantir to gain "actionable intelligence" on its audiences. The media should be opponents of Trump's police state — not collaborators.
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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
You seem like the type of person who apologizes to chairs after bumping into them. Respect.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Maturity test is reading this fact without giggling: "Uranus is a gas giant." (I failed writing it.)
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
me: are you sure you’re ok to have sex? i mean, you were just circumcised bf: yes im sure me: so you’re - bf: here we go me: positive ? bf: you’re supposed to say ‘cocksure’ . jesus christ how are you so bad at this
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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
...urbation world record
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Dan 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @namesusedup.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Oh that sounds like a fun Monday….
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
🐍
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David Cavlovic🇨🇦🍁 @davidcavlovic.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 20/07/2026
incredible
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
is there a pulitzer for photo captions because if so @theguardian.com just won it
Gianni Infantino carefully explains to Donald Trump that he is not part of the spanish national team.
Photograph: Javier García/Shutterstock
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Dan 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @namesusedup.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Trump is such a bellend handing around on the stage until the world cup has been lifted. It’s John Terry in the champions league final on steroids…
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Where's your Malvinas banner now, ya little slugs.
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The Secret Barrister @barristersecret.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
DISALLOW THAT ONE GIANNI!
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Dan 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @namesusedup.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Thank fuck for that…
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Dan 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @namesusedup.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I’m starting to get a bad feeling about this….
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Dan 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @namesusedup.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Nigella has spoken…
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Dan 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @namesusedup.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Oh no…
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Dan 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @namesusedup.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Fuck me, where’s my eye bleach.
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Thomas I-G @thomasig.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
How I feel right now:
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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
You know what doesn’t need a halftime show? Everything
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That Guy James Ain't Verifyin Shit @jroberts.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
🎶Nooooo onnnneeeee mogs like Gaston, aurafarms like Gaston, bodymaxes and yeets betacucks like Gaston🎶
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Dan 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @namesusedup.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Love the fact that the responses to this already include two exact opposite explanations as to what each of the buttons do…
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Dan 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @namesusedup.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Sorry if I’ve missed it but does he have a name yet?
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Dan 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @namesusedup.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
As of today I have a teenage child. I am officially old.
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Howard Goodall @howardgoodall.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
In an angry, divided world, this is a great image from last night's France-England game 👏
England and France players embracing at the end of a 10-goal World Cup football game for 3rd place
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Dan 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @namesusedup.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Tune! Saw them for the first time earlier this year.
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Karen (yes, yes, I know 😈) @karkin64.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Anything.
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Dan 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @namesusedup.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Aw they look so tiny!
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Dan 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @namesusedup.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
But think of all the cat content we would’ve missed… 🐱
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Conor McGregor is a loser and a rapist.
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Tippi Hedren Collider (now 🐦‍⬛with more birds) 🐦‍⬛ @linanneblack.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Imagine spending thousands of dollars on your World Cup ticket and your seat turns out to be right in front of the guy who brought a trombone.
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I wanted to make Skyrim sweet rolls but instead I made bukacakes
Mini bundt cakes that look like someone jizzed hot cum on
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 12/07/2026
A bad drawing of England's World Cup squad being serenaded with Oasis' Number #2 chart smash 'Wonderwall' (1995)
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Will Jennings📉🗳️ @drjennings.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Alright there Sartre.
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
the Battle for Nazi Gold
Popbase tweet: Argentina and Switzerland to face off in quarterfinals of the World Cup

Images of Argentine and Swiss flags
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I've got an idea: Duel.
Elon Musk and Sam Altman fighting about things both of them are lying about.
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Brooklyn craft beer packaging goes hard
Participation Trophy Brewing’s “it’s like nobody wants to impress Jody foster anymore” hazy IPA 🍺
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Dan 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @namesusedup.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Time for Henderson to break another wrist….
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